A lady gets a lotta things
She gets a 20 carat ring
She gets the alimony too
She gets to look good in the nude
But there’s one place where they’ve been whipped
Between the nose and upper lip
M-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustacheM-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustacheM-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache
One hundred hairs make a man
I tried a handlebar design
My Fu-Manchu was real fine
My Ronald Colman made ’em blink
My Pancho Villa made ’em think
But when I trimmed ’em real small
My Jewish friends would never call
M-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustacheM-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustacheM-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache
One hundred hairs make a man
One hundred hairs make a man
One hundred hairs make a man
M-M-MustacheM-M-MustacheM-M-Mustache
They call me ‘Sir’ and that ain’t bad
Sometimes they think that I’m my dad
And women flirt and you can bet
They like that tickle that they get
The only time I feel bad
Is when they guess the lunch I’ve had
M-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustacheM-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustacheM-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache
True story: A lot of Americans in the 1930s couldn’t take Hitler seriously as a threat because of his toothbrush mustache. Although common in Europe, it was rare in American and almost completely associated with the comedian Charlie Chaplain. It would be l like today if some dictator overseas strongly evoked the image of, I don’t know, Carrot Top.
I’d watch it.
To soon -> too soon
Well, hope no one’s going to call me a grammar Nazi ^^
I see what you did there.
That’s spelling related really, not grammar.
I know ^^ But it was for the cheap joke
Aw crap. You’re right. What’s sad is that I had it spelled correctly in my notebook. Will fix.
This is one webcomic that will never “Jump the Shark”
*LIKE* Dude…that was awesome!
Ron Mael of Sparks pulls it off –
http://www.sabotagetimes.com/wp-content/uploads/tumblr_l9llns4BbB1qe1kxto1_400.jpg
A lady gets a lotta things
She gets a 20 carat ring
She gets the alimony too
She gets to look good in the nude
But there’s one place where they’ve been whipped
Between the nose and upper lip
M-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustacheM-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustacheM-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache
One hundred hairs make a man
I tried a handlebar design
My Fu-Manchu was real fine
My Ronald Colman made ’em blink
My Pancho Villa made ’em think
But when I trimmed ’em real small
My Jewish friends would never call
M-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustacheM-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustacheM-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache
One hundred hairs make a man
One hundred hairs make a man
One hundred hairs make a man
M-M-MustacheM-M-MustacheM-M-Mustache
They call me ‘Sir’ and that ain’t bad
Sometimes they think that I’m my dad
And women flirt and you can bet
They like that tickle that they get
The only time I feel bad
Is when they guess the lunch I’ve had
M-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustacheM-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustacheM-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache
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Da fuhrer he es so cool!! It would have made the videos of his speeches waaaaay more fun to watch in history class.
Franz Liebkind: Der Führer does not say, “Achtung, baby.”
Baby! Baby!… Why does he say this “baby”? The Führer has never said “baby”. I did not write, “baby”. What is it with this, “baby”?
From “The Producers,” baby.
My thoughts exactly.
Fonz and Hitler shouldn’t just swap their outfit, but also their personality. THAT would be interesting!
True story: A lot of Americans in the 1930s couldn’t take Hitler seriously as a threat because of his toothbrush mustache. Although common in Europe, it was rare in American and almost completely associated with the comedian Charlie Chaplain. It would be l like today if some dictator overseas strongly evoked the image of, I don’t know, Carrot Top.
His props would consist entirely of AK-47s and human skulls.
My history teacher once said that of all the atrocities Hitler committed, the worst of all was ruining the Chaplain ‘stache.
So… Kim Jong Un?
He does sorta look like if Gary Busey had a baby with Yoko Ono.