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Silent and Deadly

Silent and Deadly

by Adam Huber on March 13, 2019 at 2:45 am
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  1. Matt
    Matt
    March 13, 2019, 10:43 am | # | Reply

    https://i.imgur.com/OizVVFr.png

    • Bookworm
      Bookworm
      March 13, 2019, 3:20 pm | # | Reply

      Good piece. That must be what my son and daughter-in-law did. My grandkids can sleep through anything!

      • YourWeirdUncle
        YourWeirdUncle
        March 13, 2019, 6:54 pm | # | Reply

        My parents must have done this as well. I can’t sleep unless it’s sufficiently noisy. My college roommate said if he ever wanted to break into my house while I’m asleep, he’s bringing a marching band.

    • Tahaneira
      Tahaneira
      March 14, 2019, 2:20 pm | # | Reply

      Eh, I’m not too sure about that. I was born in the middle of my house being reconstructed so as to be fit for human habitation, so my bedtime serenades were jackhammers and circular saws, yet come adulthood and I can be woken up by my cat padding into my room.

  2. DrIstvaan
    DrIstvaan
    March 13, 2019, 12:54 pm | # | Reply

    That would be a surprising, fresh background for the next (season of) Hitman game(s). Agent 47 gets hired by a series of parents who share Adam’s idea of ensuring their baby’s peaceful sleep, so he has to take down the targets while being careful not to wake up the baby.

    • DTIBA
      DTIBA
      March 13, 2019, 4:27 pm | # | Reply

      But silenced rounds are subsonic. I don’t think a bullet like that can get through modern multi-layer windows and still have killing potential. You’d have to rely on open windows, or holes broken by other activity in the neighborhood. Otherwise you’d have to fire one shot to break the window and then hit them with another -after they panic- and that’s an Olympic-level difficulty jump. #SkewedPriorities

      • Marquar
        Marquar
        March 14, 2019, 10:20 am | # | Reply

        Large caliper subsonic rounds should still have plenty of leathal energy left after shattering a window. Perhaps suppressed 12 g deer slugs.

        • DTIBA
          DTIBA
          March 14, 2019, 3:36 pm | # | Reply

          You know, I was hoping someone would prove me wrong, and you did, but it strikes me just now that if the objective is to keep quiet, breaking a window would still make noise.

          • Mahnarch
            Mahnarch
            March 16, 2019, 8:54 am | #

            Wrecking balls are subsonic…

  3. Matt
    Matt
    March 13, 2019, 6:21 pm | # | Reply

    Funny, This is how my sister was with her kids. When she was visiting, she expected the house to be dead silent the second the kids went to bed. We were not allowed to watch tv after the kids went to bed.

  4. Grinddude
    Grinddude
    March 14, 2019, 1:16 am | # | Reply

    You have a silencer at hand and don’t do the obvious? Instead of going through the hassle of mounting it to your gun and having your wife kill you just moments before you sneeze, just mount the silencer on your nose and be done. Are there double barrel silencers?

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