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Skin Cycle

Skin Cycle

by Adam on January 6, 2014 at 12:00 am
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  1. Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    January 6, 2014, 1:08 am | # | Reply

    Nudity alone is funny. Then you added jokes, and took it over the edge. I love this show…

    • AlixeTiir
      AlixeTiir
      January 6, 2014, 12:31 pm | # | Reply

      this is a tv-show?

      !1!!!11!

  2. Neatras
    Neatras
    January 6, 2014, 1:10 am | # | Reply

    It’s always so weird when the censor bar is actually MORE coverage for their appearance than when they’re actually “wearing” clothes. I just assumed they were nude 24/7.

  3. wetcorps
    wetcorps
    January 6, 2014, 2:52 am | # | Reply

    This is made even funnier by the fact there is absolutely nothing differentiating your naked bugs from the “normal” ones but the bars 😀

  4. Thorbjørn
    Thorbjørn
    January 6, 2014, 7:40 am | # | Reply

    Daaamn… I had forgotten that the hamper freaked me out as a kid.

    Thanks for re-awakening my past compulsive behaviour of checking man sized containers in the bathroom before pooping, Adam…

  5. dave dell
    dave dell
    January 6, 2014, 8:18 am | # | Reply

    OK, I’ll take the obvious shot…

    I’ve always felt hampered by clothes.

    • Majdan
      Majdan
      January 6, 2014, 8:35 am | # | Reply

      DOH!!!

    • Seeen
      Seeen
      January 6, 2014, 8:52 am | # | Reply

      Clothes your mouth and stop complinen. While I’m sure others have felt the same, I don’t want to just to your shirt.

      • Seeen
        Seeen
        January 6, 2014, 8:53 am | # | Reply

        *take your shirt

        It appears I made a typo. But hat’s okay, I patched it up.

        • AlixeTiir
          AlixeTiir
          January 6, 2014, 12:31 pm | # | Reply

          Sew we’re doing puns now?

          • Seeen
            Seeen
            January 6, 2014, 12:36 pm | #

            It would certainly seam so.

          • AlixeTiir
            AlixeTiir
            January 6, 2014, 4:41 pm | #

            Sometimes I think it’s amazing how we can tailor our sentences to fit the theme.

          • Seeen
            Seeen
            January 6, 2014, 7:05 pm | #

            I don’t understand why puns are such a detergent to some people. I myself think they are pantastic.

          • Adam
            Adam
            January 6, 2014, 8:32 pm | #

            You guys are like the Rocky Balboa and Apollo Creed of puns. Any minute you two are gonna freeze frame into a LeRoy Neiman painting.

          • Adam
            Adam
            January 6, 2014, 8:30 pm | #

            Oh no. It begins.

        • Seeen
          Seeen
          January 6, 2014, 9:07 pm | # | Reply

          Well, this has been nice fur me, but I’m afraid I must stop before those who hate puns become too disdressed.

    • Michael Corley
      Michael Corley
      January 6, 2014, 8:57 pm | # | Reply

      Not even fabric softener can make these puns come out in the wash.

      • Richard
        Richard
        January 8, 2014, 5:17 am | # | Reply

        I’ll keep this…brief, because some people just don’t know where to…draws the line. This strip was so funny it left me with a hem-erage. 😀

  6. Gadzinisko
    Gadzinisko
    January 6, 2014, 8:46 am | # | Reply

    I could see myself doing this.

  7. RAAAH
    RAAAH
    January 6, 2014, 9:28 am | # | Reply

    Recall that Donald Duck blushes when he loses his shirt and suddenly covers his crotch. Also wouldn’t the bug in the first panel be already naked?

  8. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    January 6, 2014, 11:40 am | # | Reply

    Blame Adam & Eve.

    Before then, it was naked without shame.

  9. Jesse
    Jesse
    January 6, 2014, 6:25 pm | # | Reply

    I’m guessing bug clothes are designed to look exactly like their bodies, creating a camouflage that makes them look naked while still covering their sweet spots.

    • Gene
      Gene
      January 6, 2014, 6:51 pm | # | Reply

      Hm. I don’t think you could call mine a sweet spot. It’s more like a salty spot.

  10. Leshka
    Leshka
    January 6, 2014, 8:26 pm | # | Reply

    I love the look of murderer bug. Of course, the built-in-the-wall hamper in my apartment is way too small for hiding. Maybe if Warwick Davis wanted to murder me or something…

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      January 7, 2014, 1:49 am | # | Reply

      He does… He’s just bidding his time.

      • PhantomPharaoh
        PhantomPharaoh
        January 7, 2014, 6:16 pm | # | Reply

        One dollar!

        • dreadpirateusername
          dreadpirateusername
          January 7, 2014, 8:32 pm | # | Reply

          http://you-win-the-internet.com/?n=PhantomPharaoh

    • dreadpirateusername
      dreadpirateusername
      January 7, 2014, 8:35 pm | # | Reply

      Or Peter Dinklage.
      Although I imagine he’d have Bronn do it.

    • MJRydsFast
      MJRydsFast
      April 18, 2014, 4:59 pm | # | Reply

      “Of course, the built-in-the-wall hamper in my apartment is way too small for hiding.”
      Don’t feel slighted Leshka (Ooooh! I made a punny- ‘slighted’… too small), I’m sure there’s another Charles Manson out there just waiting to happen in your hamper. He probably lives in the East Village in NYC right now and is awaiting trial for J-walking on Houston, but when parole is over, you better run. Run Leshka, RUN!!!

  11. Izzie
    Izzie
    February 7, 2014, 7:38 pm | # | Reply

    Nerd bug is such a perv… #4thpanel

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