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Sky Rockets In Flight

Sky Rockets In Flight

by Adam on April 15, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Mandy
    Mandy
    April 14, 2010, 6:17 pm | # | Reply

    I.. I can't believe that I never thought about this..

    Oh well. I am definitely raising my hand.

    • johann
      johann
      October 11, 2010, 5:00 am | # | Reply

      lol nice profile pic. if i had one id be marigold, shes like me but shes a girl.

      • tyvekk
        tyvekk
        January 2, 2011, 5:05 am | # | Reply

        pintsize ftw! 😛

  2. Blindy
    Blindy
    April 14, 2010, 6:27 pm | # | Reply

    "you want us to what?" rofl

  3. joe bourgeois
    joe bourgeois
    April 14, 2010, 9:38 pm | # | Reply

    Sci-fi writer Ben Bova wrote about this back in the early 70s; a story called "Zero Gee." If I remember correctly, the plot had a male astronaut hitting on a female, and finding that weightless cavorting was not so great.

    I have a sneaking suspicion some of the Gemini astronauts tried it, too. Apollo, with a third wheel around, would've been tougher.

    • Adam
      Adam
      April 15, 2010, 2:40 am | # | Reply

      I used to think that weightless sex would be awesome but I imagine it'd be a lot more work without gravity's assistance
      .

      • nerdra
        nerdra
        October 24, 2010, 5:30 am | # | Reply

        Sex-against-a-wall would certainly be made easier–though in a weightless environment, I guess it would be more or less just like sex-on-the-floor… only with the added trouble of floating away.

        • nom
          nom
          July 3, 2013, 12:58 am | # | Reply

          so the russians actually tested this scientifically, and what they found was:

          Error: equipment malfunction, lack of ‘hydraulic pressure’ due to the lack of GRAVITY!

  4. Miha
    Miha
    April 14, 2010, 11:33 pm | # | Reply

    I thought about this a lot and thought that I was the only one. Well, apparently not 😉

  5. Jamwes
    Jamwes
    April 15, 2010, 7:47 am | # | Reply

    There has been only one time in which a married couple was on a shuttle together. Some do assume they "did it" while up there.

  6. Britny
    Britny
    April 15, 2010, 10:05 am | # | Reply

    You're definitely my favorite person ever at the moment.

  7. Niall
    Niall
    April 15, 2010, 11:48 am | # | Reply

    these comics are great, they consistently make me laugh out loud.

    i hope you get paid for this

    • Adam
      Adam
      April 15, 2010, 12:04 pm | # | Reply

      I'm working on the "getting paid" part.

      • KateMonster
        KateMonster
        April 15, 2010, 7:12 pm | # | Reply

        Maybe it's just me, but I would buy a shirt with the bug on it 😀

  8. Chief M
    Chief M
    April 15, 2010, 4:28 pm | # | Reply

    Titan, a 1979 science fiction novel by John Varley begins with the mission commander Cirroco Jones and the engineer, Bill, engaged in a game called 'No hands'. One can assume the hard dock was the completion of the exercise.

  9. Kasey
    Kasey
    April 15, 2010, 7:32 pm | # | Reply

    Now that I think about it, I do care more about what sex is like up there than some random dude walking on another planet. D;

  10. bitchinmona
    bitchinmona
    April 19, 2010, 10:04 am | # | Reply

    Um… 'docking' isn't what one would think it is. Urban Dictionary to the rescue.

  11. Patrick
    Patrick
    April 24, 2010, 3:20 pm | # | Reply

    Um… 'docking' isn't what one would think it is. Urban Dictionary to the rescue.

  12. Robin
    Robin
    April 24, 2010, 5:41 pm | # | Reply

    I'm working on the "getting paid" part.

  13. Zaphod
    Zaphod
    May 4, 2010, 9:02 pm | # | Reply

    Wow. I was just researching this entire issue about the time this comic was put up. NASA's official statement is that there has been no sex in space. Despite the fact that they often send married couples up together. While I can't find the source anymore, they have copped to masturbating astronauts (good name for a band)

  14. Erm...
    Erm...
    May 25, 2010, 4:58 am | # | Reply

    While the thought of sex in space is intriguing, the thought of masturbating astronauts grosses me out. I mean, we've all seen what happens to liquids let loose in zero gravity.. I really didn't want to think about the end result of male masturbation in zero gravity. Thanks, Zaphod (Beeblebrox?!).

  15. Mister Obvious
    Mister Obvious
    June 10, 2010, 6:07 am | # | Reply

    You blood pressure in space isn't high enough to get an erection.

  16. Ty
    Ty
    June 17, 2010, 12:57 am | # | Reply

    off topic… but somehow I first read the title of this comic as "eye sockets in flight"…

  17. Blueberries
    Blueberries
    July 13, 2010, 2:44 pm | # | Reply

    Third panel – 'shag! Shag for science!" Perfection 😀

  18. Sonic
    Sonic
    August 6, 2010, 9:55 am | # | Reply

    "Manned Mission" ? we need a "Womanned mission"!

  19. NeonF1sh
    NeonF1sh
    January 21, 2011, 5:47 pm | # | Reply

    Let's hope it would take place INSIDE the spaceship… I'm pretty sure that if they tried it in outer space, the dude would blow his d*ck off. O_O;

    • ThatGirlFromRussia
      ThatGirlFromRussia
      February 26, 2011, 10:21 am | # | Reply

      Not to mention the fact that he wouldn't be able to breathe…

      • mynameisverybad
        mynameisverybad
        November 24, 2011, 4:28 pm | # | Reply

        Bah what is not being able to breathe compared to losing your d*ck…

  20. MILLIPEDE
    MILLIPEDE
    April 18, 2011, 11:00 pm | # | Reply

    What happens when you finish? It just like floats around?

  21. haydenelrics
    haydenelrics
    August 2, 2011, 6:27 am | # | Reply

    …. afternoon delight! My motto’s always been when its right its right.. 🙂 Haven’t heard that song in a while!

  22. AOverlord
    AOverlord
    November 15, 2011, 12:01 am | # | Reply

    “Shag for science” just made my list of favorite quotes.

    • Some Random Loser
      Some Random Loser
      January 16, 2012, 8:49 am | # | Reply

      Mine as well.

  23. Courtney
    Courtney
    July 30, 2014, 3:26 pm | # | Reply

    I just scrolled through every single comic up to this point because I found this and had to post it, because this comic was the first thing I thought of –http://www.buzzfeed.com/richardhjames/i-for-one-welcome-our-new-sex-lizard-overlords

  24. SchAlternate
    SchAlternate
    December 28, 2014, 2:51 am | # | Reply

    Sadly, they probably wouldn’t be able to do much since the low pressure of outer space would make it difficult for one to have a boner to begin with. Not to mention that with every thrust you kinda just propel yourself forward, causing you to bump into things a lot.

    Oh, and first comment on your comic! I love this so much. You earned my respect, good sir!

  25. ARandomGuy
    ARandomGuy
    October 29, 2021, 3:54 pm | # | Reply

    I thought there was a married couple in space, so…

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