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Something Under My Bed is Bored

Something Under My Bed is Bored

by Adam on March 19, 2013 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Blincoe
    Blincoe
    March 19, 2013, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    That is almost exactly what I thought to myself to convince myself to not be afraid of the dark when I was a kid. I always said “there’s billions of kids in the world why would a monster come after me?”
    Great minds think alike, my friend.

    • Lestes
      Lestes
      March 19, 2013, 12:22 pm | # | Reply

      I used to tell myself “I’ve been around for 6 years already, why should the monsters choose tonight to attack?”. Unfortunately I quickly hypothesized a direct causal link between watching a monster movie and the opening of the gates of hell. At this point I’d just hope they waited until I fell asleep before eviscerating me.

  2. ninelen
    ninelen
    March 19, 2013, 1:28 am | # | Reply

    I like the comic book font for the “CRY HAVOC!” Very snazzy.

  3. Armoless
    Armoless
    March 19, 2013, 5:01 am | # | Reply

    Hehe, this one! I like this one right here.

  4. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    March 19, 2013, 7:44 am | # | Reply

    The Monster From The ID

    • Ol' Gui
      Ol' Gui
      March 19, 2013, 11:59 pm | # | Reply

      I thought you could only see it when it was caught in a force field. It could be it’s cousin.

  5. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    March 19, 2013, 10:15 am | # | Reply

    …the banality of evil.

  6. Andy
    Andy
    March 19, 2013, 10:38 am | # | Reply

    Under my bed as a kid, it wasn’t monsters, it was the melting face Nazis from Raiders of the Lost Arc.

    • Eridian
      Eridian
      March 28, 2013, 9:37 am | # | Reply

      For me it was The Phantom of the Opera. I still remember the confusion on my dad’s face when I woke up in the night (I was about 7) and sobbed that The Phantom was going to strangle me. That’s what my dad gets for letting me watch Jeopardy at such a tender age.

      …I was a strange child.

  7. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    March 19, 2013, 11:13 am | # | Reply

    Love the C&H ref in the title! That was intentional, right?

    • Adam
      Adam
      March 19, 2013, 12:18 pm | # | Reply

      Yep. Was wondering if someone would pick up on that.

  8. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    March 19, 2013, 11:29 am | # | Reply

    …And let slip the dogs of war!

  9. antcowburn
    antcowburn
    March 19, 2013, 11:59 am | # | Reply

    This comic has gotten a lot more 3D in it with the text and shadows and bed and what not.
    Let’s hope your not trying too much to fast! Doesn’t look like it yet, this comic is hilarious!

    • Adam
      Adam
      March 19, 2013, 12:24 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah, still experimenting with the freedom and options I have by working digitally now.

      • Ol' Gui
        Ol' Gui
        March 20, 2013, 12:40 pm | # | Reply

        The added possibilities must be like finding extra gears in the transmission of you car. Zoom, look at me go. Your art is now like a favorite food that just got more yummy and Tasty.

  10. Dragonlady86
    Dragonlady86
    March 19, 2013, 5:11 pm | # | Reply

    I never worried about a monster under my bed. I didn’t have any space for one, lol. My bed had drawers that filled up the whole area. But I rather like this reason too. 🙂

  11. Venom1656
    Venom1656
    March 19, 2013, 6:00 pm | # | Reply

    It’s a known fact if you jumped from far enough away and covered yourself with your blanket, monsters couldn’t get you.

  12. Leshka
    Leshka
    March 19, 2013, 6:52 pm | # | Reply

    This is why the monster was never under the bed. He was in the closet. Didn’t you know that monsters like to try on your clothes? It’s a fact!

    And they’re messy too. That’s what happened when you put on a shirt and realize that there’s a stain right on the chest when you could have sworn there wasn’t one before.

    It’s on the internet. It must be true.

  13. David
    David
    March 19, 2013, 7:03 pm | # | Reply

    Thanks, I have now had that version of the song stuck in my head ALL DAY.

  14. Mark
    Mark
    March 19, 2013, 8:49 pm | # | Reply

    That monster is awesome! He looks like a disgruntled pokemon.

  15. ohplease
    ohplease
    March 20, 2013, 9:05 am | # | Reply

    I never get the lyrics to songs right, glad to know I’m not the only one

  16. On Angel Wings
    On Angel Wings
    March 28, 2013, 6:26 am | # | Reply

    Actually, monsters -such as myself- feed on fear. They are atracted to the child that fears most, and only kill it when it stops being afraid, because it has become useless.

    So now you know that you have nothing to fear as long as you are afraid. How is that workig out for you?

    • VaguelyCreepy
      VaguelyCreepy
      June 9, 2013, 9:47 am | # | Reply

      Confusingly.

  17. Am
    Am
    March 28, 2013, 7:21 am | # | Reply

    Wait, wait, what? That’s a real song? I always thought someone made it up to use in Grim Fandango. o.o

  18. VaguelyCreepy
    VaguelyCreepy
    June 9, 2013, 9:59 am | # | Reply

    As I’ve heard it, “Havoc” was originally a Viking battle cry. It gained the meaning of mayhem and destruction we’re familiar with later through association with all of the s***-wrecking they’d do.

    I was a little weird – my monsters were never under my bed. One was under my covers, but only at the foot of my bed, so the only way to be safe was to sleep curled-up near the headboard. I still had to be under the covers because of the other monsters, though.

    Also, I love the demon – he’s oddly cute- and cool-looking at the same time.

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