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Soot First, Ash Questions Later

Soot First, Ash Questions Later

by Adam on January 16, 2012 at 12:00 am
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  1. ninelen
    ninelen
    January 16, 2012, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    Panel 2 was a little sad, but it made me laugh just the same. “I didn’t want to put you on the damn mantle anyway!”

  2. San Fran Sam
    San Fran Sam
    January 16, 2012, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    It took four months but I finally caught up. WOOT!!!

  3. tjoppi
    tjoppi
    January 16, 2012, 12:18 am | # | Reply

    vurped… is that a volcanic burp?

    • chzbrgrmachne
      chzbrgrmachne
      January 16, 2012, 11:44 pm | # | Reply

      a vurp is a cross between vomiting and burping.

  4. gravitationally challenged
    gravitationally challenged
    January 16, 2012, 1:14 am | # | Reply

    panels 2, 3 & 4 have the usual buggish charm we find so delightful at our house. we read bug daily … have for years. avidly. fans, truly.

    sadly, panel 1 was too 1939 – 1945 in NE europe for me. it reminded me of a jewish man i once met who was forced to work in the crematorium at auschwitz … he can’t get get away from the horror still.

  5. Ruby
    Ruby
    January 16, 2012, 2:11 am | # | Reply

    True story. When my dad used to work at a crematorium he had to do some sort of errand on the roof(I don’t recall the details). Unfortunately, no one told the cremating guys that he would be there and they proceeded to hold the ceremony and the burning. With him on the roof.

    He was wearing an all-white outfit when he went up. Came back completely black and gray, with a hilarious cartoonish puff of smoke showing up whenever he talked.

  6. Armoless
    Armoless
    January 16, 2012, 2:55 am | # | Reply

    Love the title

  7. Thejs
    Thejs
    January 16, 2012, 3:28 am | # | Reply

    I can see the flashing neon sign now “Necro Ned’s”.

    • Col Klink
      Col Klink
      April 1, 2013, 8:31 pm | # | Reply

      Python did that skit.

  8. Frances
    Frances
    January 16, 2012, 3:44 am | # | Reply

    Yay, it’s Monday! Time for a new fix after my Bug-deprived weekend 🙂 Panel 4 made me laugh really hard 😀

  9. Madness
    Madness
    January 16, 2012, 5:25 am | # | Reply

    Why are the trees in panel 4 dancing?

  10. williamkattwilliams
    williamkattwilliams
    January 16, 2012, 5:56 am | # | Reply

    Godbug damn you Walterbug! You buggin’ bughole! Everything’s a buggin’ travesty with you, man! And what was all that bug about Vietbug? What the BUG, has anything got to do with Vietbug? What the bug are you talking about??

  11. Boomer
    Boomer
    January 16, 2012, 8:13 am | # | Reply

    “Vurp” is a combination of burping and vomiting a little in your mouth at the same time.

  12. Iforwhat
    Iforwhat
    January 16, 2012, 8:14 am | # | Reply

    Is it ok if my favorite part of this strip is the trees in the background of panel four?

  13. Genuphobatastic
    Genuphobatastic
    January 16, 2012, 9:57 am | # | Reply

    Oh man… I am going to have to find some way to work that scroll over text into my conversation today.

  14. Rhea
    Rhea
    January 16, 2012, 11:11 am | # | Reply

    What did you expect from a discount urn?

    If you do scatter ashes, take note of which way the wind’s blowing, or you’ll get a faceful of Uncle Joe. And don’t sneeze.

    I figure that you if you want to scatter ashes someplace where you don’t have permission, or don’t want to try asking, you should do it down your pants leg, the way they got rid of the tunnel dirt in The Great Escape. Somebody let me know if this works, because I may need to know.

  15. Jeff
    Jeff
    January 16, 2012, 11:37 am | # | Reply

    I’m gonna get cremated. I told my wife to just flush me. Won’t hurt my feelings one bit. I know a couple who still each have their ex’s ashes in urns in the closet next to each other.
    Creepy.

  16. Baughbe
    Baughbe
    January 16, 2012, 4:33 pm | # | Reply

    The volcano bit inspired me. I wanna get thrown into an active volcano. All the benefits of cremation with automatic ash scattering with no gas bill to pay!

    • RaKlavin
      RaKlavin
      January 17, 2012, 7:11 am | # | Reply

      This presumably after you have died?

  17. Beth Cravens
    Beth Cravens
    January 20, 2012, 8:36 am | # | Reply

    panel 3 “dust it with doofus” got me

  18. Rik
    Rik
    January 22, 2012, 11:35 pm | # | Reply

    HA! I am a cremationist! And this was DAMNED FUNNY!!

    • Col Klink
      Col Klink
      April 1, 2013, 8:29 pm | # | Reply

      Better with the “m” than without.

  19. Enlong
    Enlong
    August 13, 2012, 1:51 pm | # | Reply

    Isn’t it “mantle”?

    • Adam
      Adam
      August 13, 2012, 7:48 pm | # | Reply

      Nope.

      http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/mantel?s=ts

  20. balrogthane
    balrogthane
    May 9, 2024, 11:34 am | # | Reply

    That’s what you get for going to Necro Ned’s. Shoulda checked if there was a Ralph’s nearby.

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