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Spellcheck

Spellcheck

by Adam on June 13, 2012 at 12:00 am
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  1. ⬡
    ⬡
    June 13, 2012, 12:36 am | # | Reply

    ya, stoopid inglish! y u so hard 2 spel?

    • Izzie
      Izzie
      June 9, 2013, 8:45 pm | # | Reply

      It’s hard to spell so we can tell who’s a smart person and who’s an idiot. Idiots being people who spell like you, smart people spelling like me.

      • Jack
        Jack
        September 4, 2013, 12:56 pm | # | Reply

        Those words are from other languages.

      • Swagner
        Swagner
        January 8, 2014, 8:56 pm | # | Reply

        “so we can tell who’s a [spelling nazi] and who[ doesn’t have spell-check]”
        Fixed it for you!

        • Fanta
          Fanta
          December 12, 2017, 8:21 am | # | Reply

          I can’t tell who’s not getting the joke. Was the second guy serious? Did Swagner correctly interpret his level of seriousness? Did he think the first guy was, though?

      • Anona Muss
        Anona Muss
        September 30, 2020, 6:22 am | # | Reply

        Heil grammar!

  2. Qeruiem
    Qeruiem
    June 13, 2012, 12:37 am | # | Reply

    “STOP! HALT! QUIT! CEASE!”

    *rofl* Poor guard, noone listens…

  3. ttony21
    ttony21
    June 13, 2012, 12:53 am | # | Reply

    Third panel is one of my all time favorites for Bug Comic.

  4. tudza
    tudza
    June 13, 2012, 1:05 am | # | Reply

    You will have to fight the French. Not sure who you go to for pterodactyl since it is based on a Greek word but somebody had to anglicize it.

    Sure you don’t want to spell it ordurv?

  5. Tom
    Tom
    June 13, 2012, 1:07 am | # | Reply

    Very talented work with the glasses,
    how simple circles and squares show so much emotion.

  6. Jeff
    Jeff
    June 13, 2012, 1:09 am | # | Reply

    “And the K in knife”
    “And change “Phonics” to “Fonix” ”
    Square-glasses bow-tie nerd bug is sure wimpy looking. It really is amazing how much expression you get into your bug’s faces. Kudos!

  7. novascottch
    novascottch
    June 13, 2012, 1:11 am | # | Reply

    I actually really enjoy odd spellings. I think they’re kind of fun. Plus it makes mah feel raht smart when I know hows ta spell’m :B

    As for hors d’voeures and other fancy foreign words, I’m not sure if we can really be upset about things that follow the rules and phonetics of a different language. But dangit, we can try!

  8. tudza
    tudza
    June 13, 2012, 1:25 am | # | Reply

    Just don’t spell it like they do in Esperanto, antaŭmanĝaĵo, although it is spelled like it sounds.

  9. norbi
    norbi
    June 13, 2012, 1:33 am | # | Reply

    Brilliant, this is exactly how I imagine the German orthography reform took place.

    • ECKY
      ECKY
      June 13, 2012, 3:07 am | # | Reply

      Must be the same organization who attacked the Portuguese dictionary makers. We’ve lost the cç, pt, ct, months and seasons with capital letters, and many other things. Someone must take action and put an end to all this linguistic violence.

      • Nick
        Nick
        June 13, 2012, 8:48 am | # | Reply

        Linguistic violence? Noooo! Please, someone save the Linguini!!

  10. dofain
    dofain
    June 13, 2012, 3:04 am | # | Reply

    That’s what you get for stealing our words, just make your own!

  11. qwerty
    qwerty
    June 13, 2012, 3:56 am | # | Reply

    In my experience, at some parties (depending on the caterer) “hors d’oeuvre” and “horse devour” can be used interchangeably…

  12. Hybris
    Hybris
    June 13, 2012, 5:18 am | # | Reply

    I’m totally gonna ask for “horse devour” next time I’m at a dinner party.

  13. Alessandro
    Alessandro
    June 13, 2012, 5:48 am | # | Reply

    It’s nice how you added expressions to eyeglasses.

  14. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    June 13, 2012, 5:52 am | # | Reply

    Wait. It’s something you eat? I thought it was horse’s ovaries.

  15. Karine1976
    Karine1976
    June 13, 2012, 7:15 am | # | Reply

    My favourite silent P is in pneumonia. And as you can see by the way I spelled “favourite”, I belong to the part of the English word that spells word the way the the Queen does 😉

    • Doug
      Doug
      June 13, 2012, 10:04 am | # | Reply

      *world *the

      • Doug
        Doug
        June 13, 2012, 10:06 am | # | Reply

        oh and *words

        • Karine1976
          Karine1976
          June 13, 2012, 12:26 pm | # | Reply

          Clearly in my part of the word, we don’t have spell check LOL

          • Karine1976
            Karine1976
            June 13, 2012, 12:27 pm | #

            Of course I meant “world” Ugh.

  16. Dan
    Dan
    June 13, 2012, 8:12 am | # | Reply

    As a joke, my wife pronounces it “whore’s drawers.”

  17. Splox5
    Splox5
    June 13, 2012, 8:32 am | # | Reply

    I’ve been working on making the English alphabet phonemic since September. and learning about the origins of my frustrations towards ridiculous spellings has been illuminating. I’ve already eliminated the letters C, E, Q, and X. And I’ve added Þ, Ð, Ŋ, and more.

    • Cookie Monster
      Cookie Monster
      June 14, 2012, 1:22 pm | # | Reply

      B-but, cookie starts with C 🙁

      • Kriszick
        Kriszick
        June 16, 2012, 4:40 am | # | Reply

        One of my favorite responses . . . Ever!

  18. Jeff
    Jeff
    June 13, 2012, 9:23 am | # | Reply

    The last four letters in my last name are “OUGH”. So, does my last name rhyme with: Cough, Plough, Rough, Dough, or Through?

    • Niac
      Niac
      June 13, 2012, 5:52 pm | # | Reply

      A good frind of mine has the last name Doughman, pronounced Doofman!

  19. Joe
    Joe
    June 13, 2012, 10:16 am | # | Reply

    I loved the third panel so much.

  20. Echo
    Echo
    June 13, 2012, 11:01 am | # | Reply

    The name is Maple, That’s M as in Mnemonic, A as in Apple, P as in Pseudonym, L as in Larry and E as in Eulogy.

  21. Rhea
    Rhea
    June 13, 2012, 11:11 am | # | Reply

    But if you make the official spellings phonetic, which accent do you use?

  22. Ilkka Laukkanen
    Ilkka Laukkanen
    June 13, 2012, 3:29 pm | # | Reply

    “Thesauri”!

  23. ThePenFactory
    ThePenFactory
    June 13, 2012, 3:59 pm | # | Reply

    Always spoke French, so no problem there… Granted, there are OTHER French words that have useless silent letters, but they never bothered me all that much.

    It’s funny to hear people who don’t speak said-language try and pronounce it, though. Some words have really been modified in pronunciation due to the way some languages work…

    Try and say “Maheu”, tell me how that goes.

  24. MrGBH
    MrGBH
    June 13, 2012, 5:32 pm | # | Reply

    No-one’s pointed it out yet?
    *Ahem*
    ‘Thesauri’

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 13, 2012, 7:10 pm | # | Reply

      Yes, that is also an acceptable spelling. But so is “thesauruses.”

  25. soapyillusion
    soapyillusion
    June 13, 2012, 9:17 pm | # | Reply

    they where competing with there arch rival the french on who would have the hardest written language.

  26. Joreal
    Joreal
    June 14, 2012, 2:09 am | # | Reply

    I was gonna point out that Nerd Bug finally has someone to pick on, but then I remembered Main Bug generally fills that role all the time.

  27. jamie d
    jamie d
    June 14, 2012, 7:41 pm | # | Reply

    Excuse me interjecting, but as an Englishman i feel i must point out that you lot misspell quite enough words as it is without demanding this misspelling of more. that is all.

  28. RedBarDragon
    RedBarDragon
    June 15, 2012, 3:51 am | # | Reply

    On the other hand us Czech constantly find young people saying words like cool, O.K., ICQ, shit, bro, and many others. Being an English teacher I find it particularly “cool” when such student proves to be unabpe to say one sentence without a mistake.;)

  29. GuesssWho
    GuesssWho
    July 18, 2012, 9:57 pm | # | Reply

    When I was a kid I thought you pronounced it ‘horzdeevor.’ I still say it that way sometimes . . .

  30. fredman
    fredman
    August 30, 2012, 4:27 am | # | Reply

    The first panel had me laughing pretty hard.

    “…someone suffered a stroke while writing: Horse Devour.”

    You just got to love this man, is brilliant. U tha man Adam, u tha man!

  31. Kris
    Kris
    September 2, 2012, 11:54 am | # | Reply

    What about bologna? Come on now!! My hobo meat has a ridiculous name! ♩♪♫

  32. Col Klink
    Col Klink
    April 3, 2013, 8:06 pm | # | Reply

    It is pronounced horse doovers. Sheesh. It’s not like that was hard.

  33. oh hai
    oh hai
    April 8, 2014, 7:22 pm | # | Reply

    Mr. Noah Webster rolls in his grave.

  34. Ben
    Ben
    April 15, 2014, 8:01 pm | # | Reply

    My grandmother calls them Horse Doovers.

  35. Cactus Defender
    Cactus Defender
    November 23, 2015, 8:08 pm | # | Reply

    I would comment on how words are spelled certain ways for a reason, but that would ultimately negate my entire argument against people who hate the word swag.

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