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Teaching an Old Drug New Tricks

Teaching an Old Drug New Tricks

by Adam on August 5, 2013 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    August 5, 2013, 12:41 am | # | Reply

    Cafe Mocha Heroin. Nice. What’s next, Cocaine Slurpee’s?
    You kill me, man. You got some weird stuff rattling around up in the old noggin’. Guess that’s why I love this comic so much!

    • Overand
      Overand
      August 14, 2013, 10:03 am | # | Reply

      Fun fact: Coca Cola is called “Coca” cola because of the extract of the Coca plant – i.e. cocaine.

      Of course, there’s no cocaine-proper in it now, but there is some coca plant extract still, apparently? Back in the olden days, though – lots of cocaine!

    • Izzie
      Izzie
      August 26, 2013, 7:09 pm | # | Reply

      I agree, ol’ jeff. (>3<)

  2. Franky
    Franky
    August 5, 2013, 1:11 am | # | Reply

    that doesnt make any sense, sorry.
    also: a hot dog is probably worse for you than most the stuff you get from a trusted dealer, at least I never heard of weed causing fatty arteries (well, directly, munchies are another topic)

    • Smitty
      Smitty
      August 5, 2013, 11:27 am | # | Reply

      “a trusted dealer”

  3. Garrett Williams
    Garrett Williams
    August 5, 2013, 1:15 am | # | Reply

    Hard to hide hot dogs, though, since they smell so dang good even a block away.
    There is no way to word that without sounding at least a little dirty, so I’ll forego proofreading.

  4. Wathumb
    Wathumb
    August 5, 2013, 1:55 am | # | Reply

    Maybe if it’s Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler selling these Hot Dogs, you have all reasons to shoot at him.

    • Rhea
      Rhea
      August 5, 2013, 10:38 am | # | Reply

      Because he’s armed with lethal weapons.

    • Kerrigb
      Kerrigb
      August 5, 2013, 4:32 pm | # | Reply

      AWESOME reference. And I agree, they are lethal weapons

    • Jeff Clough
      Jeff Clough
      August 6, 2013, 7:40 am | # | Reply

      Awesome Reference indeed. Wish I’d have thought of it.

  5. SRSteue
    SRSteue
    August 5, 2013, 1:56 am | # | Reply

    I’m actually picturing a cop cracking down on a suspected Dog Dealer.
    Cop: “Hey, what you got there? That a hot dog in your pocket, or you happy to see me? *sniff* Woah man, don’t need the K-9 for this one, I can smell the Hebrew Nationals from here. Reeeaaaal kosher stuff you got there, spread ’em!”

  6. Hoopajoo
    Hoopajoo
    August 5, 2013, 5:12 am | # | Reply

    Bloomberg’s New York, anyone?

  7. RAAAH
    RAAAH
    August 5, 2013, 6:20 am | # | Reply

    Nothing better than a swetty armpit hot dog.

  8. B'jer
    B'jer
    August 5, 2013, 9:06 am | # | Reply

    Whoa, Adam, you got some WEIRD fans here. Please count me among ’em (Bug Martini is the funniest comic I’ve ever seen, EVER!).

    • Adam
      Adam
      August 5, 2013, 12:17 pm | # | Reply

      Wow! Thanks!

  9. Demonicuss
    Demonicuss
    August 5, 2013, 10:01 am | # | Reply

    Your art keeps getting better and better. =]

    • Adam
      Adam
      August 5, 2013, 12:17 pm | # | Reply

      Thanks! This is one of those rare comics where I feel I got my drawings to look exactly as I wanted them to.

  10. wingspin
    wingspin
    August 5, 2013, 11:16 am | # | Reply

    I’m ya deala… I got chicago reds… wisconsin whites… and LSD… Whadaya have?

    • wingspin
      wingspin
      August 5, 2013, 11:17 am | # | Reply

      Louisiana Slaw Dawg

  11. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    August 5, 2013, 12:40 pm | # | Reply

    Good call on Mary Death!

  12. Michael
    Michael
    August 5, 2013, 1:29 pm | # | Reply

    A wiener bust would be epic.

  13. Jared
    Jared
    August 5, 2013, 3:03 pm | # | Reply

    I wonder if you can get decaf cafe mocha heroin

  14. B*ggled
    B*ggled
    August 5, 2013, 6:35 pm | # | Reply

    I was snickering up until the last panel. Then when Bug had that ‘One footlong chili-cheese, please.’ pose going, I flat out guffawed. Didn’t really know what a guffaw was until I did it.

  15. Leshka
    Leshka
    August 5, 2013, 10:56 pm | # | Reply

    The thing with drugs (well the illegal ones anyway,) is that you have to have all this paraphernalia and/or a basic knowledge of how to administer the drugs. Yes, I used 2 words with more than 3 syllables in them. I apologize, I’ve had some wine 🙂

    That’s why hot dogs are so dangerous. You don’t have to have any more knowledge than ketchup, mustard or relish. Ban that stuff, I say, ban it!

    And how about mocha cocaine? I don’t like needles. Of course, I could be snorting cocoa powder for all I know.

  16. B'jer
    B'jer
    August 7, 2013, 8:29 am | # | Reply

    Btw, Adam, re my comment about BugM being the funniest ever, it might mean even more to know that I’m 78 and have seen one heck of a boatload (http://www.aukevisser.nl/supertankers/id44.htm) of comics in my time. Keep up the fabulous work!

    • Adam
      Adam
      August 7, 2013, 5:44 pm | # | Reply

      Wow! Thanks!

  17. Shannon Love
    Shannon Love
    August 8, 2013, 12:23 am | # | Reply

    In some Islamic countries that legally enforce Halal selling hotdogs, which traditionally contained pork, can get you arrested. IIRC, there are some distracts of Israel where super strict traditionalist Orthodox Jews are allowed to enforce similar laws because they date from antiquity.

    A surprising percentage of the economy of Colonial America resulted from smuggling. Samuel Adams not only brewed beer but smuggled rum, sugar, textiles and tea. Many of the towns of coastal New England, even cities like Boston, are riddled underground with smugglers tunnels, some supposedly miles long, running from the sea shore underground and then through building basement after building basement.

    Nothing makes a profitable trade like outlawing it. If people want it, someone will sell it despite the risk.

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