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Thanks, But No Tanks

Thanks, But No Tanks

by Adam on February 16, 2016 at 12:00 am
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  1. Rhea
    Rhea
    February 16, 2016, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    They must manage in Canada somehow….

    • PvtBurke
      PvtBurke
      August 18, 2020, 3:44 am | # | Reply

      No, our military doesn’t much care for politeness either. At best, we don’t get punished when we stop swearing within earshot of a superior.

  2. Mirvanna
    Mirvanna
    February 16, 2016, 1:50 am | # | Reply

    “Before we start, just remember. No shooting of the groin or face”

  3. Mat M.
    Mat M.
    February 16, 2016, 6:00 am | # | Reply

    Yup, that second panel is basically just like tickling a shark behind its ear.

  4. James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
    James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
    February 16, 2016, 6:36 am | # | Reply

    There is actually a zombie military. It’s the group of zombies responsible for charging into human settlements and killing people and such. It’s mainly made up of the coffee-less zombies I mentioned a few strips ago, as they are the only ones who lack the self-preservation instinct of more awake zombies. Zombies are fragile, human settlements have a tendency to mow them down. Most zombies prefer the quiet life, living in the nonexistent secret zombie base in Antarctica.

    Unrelatedly, does anyone have any tips for cheap ways to heat up your house?

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      February 16, 2016, 6:44 am | # | Reply

      Fire. And lots of it.

      The only cost is the can of gas.

  5. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    February 16, 2016, 6:37 am | # | Reply

    There’s no crying in baseball and no politeness in the military.

  6. Ian Osmond
    Ian Osmond
    February 16, 2016, 9:42 am | # | Reply

    And despite that, as I understand it, you can get in trouble for being rude. At least to someone of higher rank than you.

  7. Darchias
    Darchias
    February 16, 2016, 3:07 pm | # | Reply

    There IS the Good Conduct Medal, but it’s not quite for politeness…

  8. Pink Floyd
    Pink Floyd
    February 16, 2016, 5:23 pm | # | Reply

    That 2nd panel, Adam. Killer! Made me snort!

  9. Crabbie1
    Crabbie1
    February 15, 2018, 1:30 pm | # | Reply

    i love this. every panel is a winnAR!

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