There is another class of guy who owns a zune: The guy who bought it because it was on sale and suffered for his choice with a crappy MP3 player that works at random. I've had a zune for three years now, and most of the time it just sits in a drawer for not working. I warn people away from the Zunes.
I own a fedora. Now all I need is a zune and piercings, so that when I talk to people they complain about movies, complain about Apple, and then run away.
I hate Apple. And Microsoft. Anymore they're two sides of the same coin – ergonomic crap with cartoon interfaces built to be run by children, idiots and psych majors.
Fedoras are and always will be cool. But so will most mainstream movies.
Guy wearing a red fedora: Combination of the Hipster Snob and an amplified version of the Apple Hater, generally known as the Linux Zealot.
If he engages you in conversation: Deny all dealings with Microsoft, praise F/OSS, and generally act like you're interested in his babbling about the best Linux distro, whether compiling the kernel should be a common component of all Linux users' experiences, and how Python and C will beat Powershell, DOS batch, .NET, and C# any day of the week. A Linux-related bail excuse is recommended here.
D: I were a fadora And I’m not a total annoying snob I don’t give a crap about what’s mainstream. And I’m a really nice guy (at least that is what eveybody tells me) and I started to wear fedoras before the came back in style. So don’t judge people by there clothes. Unless they are wearing a sideways hat and there pants are at there knees then judge all you want.
I disagree about the fedora bit. You’re likely thinking of the similar in appearance trilby, which is commonly worn by hipsters. I, at least, wear a fedora because I feel that the 1920s will never die.
Narrator: Different species of: That Guy.
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Narrator: That guy who wears a fedora.
– Also known as: “Hipster snob.”
– If he engages you in conversation: condemn all mainstream movies.
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Narrator: That guy who owns a Zune.
– Also known as: “That guy who hates Apple.”
– If he engages you in conversation: Lie, and say you’re thinking about getting one.
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Narrator: That guy who has too many piercings.
– If he engages you in conversation: Nod politely but be prepared to run away.
I have a friend who owns a Zune and everytime I mention apple he becomes unbearable. hahahaha. I'm going to send him this link.
Antenna piercings: excellent.
I own a Zune, and I hate apple, it's cool. I love when Zune shows up in random places.
I have TWO friends who wear Fedoras.
I have a Zune and a Top Hat. What does that make me?
I have a zune and apple stuffs D=
My boyfriend wares a fedora, It's pretty cool
I wear a fedora…
But I'm a girl, not a guy. So does that still make me a snob.
Nah, or at least I hope not. I'm a fedora-wearing girl too. And not all guys who wear fedoras are snobs (think Indiana Jones)
Indianna Jones is cool (i'm a guy) …
All depens on this: Is Indianna Jones a so called mainstream movie?
honestly, I think most girls who wear a fedora are kinda cute xD
(you have the confidence to do it)
How about us Android users that hate Apple?
I have a Zune and about 4 fedoras. I have no idea what I am
I wear a Fedora, I'm not a snob :I
I have just thought they looked awesome since I was like 4
I wear a Fedora & own a Zune. I despise Apple, but I'll watch mainstream movies, I just shun television.
There is another class of guy who owns a zune: The guy who bought it because it was on sale and suffered for his choice with a crappy MP3 player that works at random. I've had a zune for three years now, and most of the time it just sits in a drawer for not working. I warn people away from the Zunes.
Umm, I've been using a ZuneHD for over a year now and I love it and it works fine.3 also don't hate apple, just like the zune better.
I wear a trilby…what does that make me?
Oh my god, I just learned the difference between a Fedora & Trilby!
Apple sucks. Never works. Breaks easily.
Oh, god. I have three zunes. I'm the person that That Guy thinks is That Guy. I need to weep now.
it’s alright bro. i’ve been through 4 zunes.
I own a fedora. Now all I need is a zune and piercings, so that when I talk to people they complain about movies, complain about Apple, and then run away.
Oh man…I have all 3 things…WWBD then!
I hope i'll buy me a fedora one day, so i could look supercool in it like Yahtzee Croshaw.
I hate Apple. And Microsoft. Anymore they're two sides of the same coin – ergonomic crap with cartoon interfaces built to be run by children, idiots and psych majors.
Fedoras are and always will be cool. But so will most mainstream movies.
I have Apple and Zune. Do I hate myself, then?
Guy wearing a red fedora: Combination of the Hipster Snob and an amplified version of the Apple Hater, generally known as the Linux Zealot.
If he engages you in conversation: Deny all dealings with Microsoft, praise F/OSS, and generally act like you're interested in his babbling about the best Linux distro, whether compiling the kernel should be a common component of all Linux users' experiences, and how Python and C will beat Powershell, DOS batch, .NET, and C# any day of the week. A Linux-related bail excuse is recommended here.
I have a zune and that is what happens… but I just hate how people only get apple… there are like 10 different brands out there, jeez…
funny…but what is zune? apple ive heard of, zune i have not!
i don’t like zunes cos the name just sounds old
I wear a fadora and hate apple but i hate hipsters
D: I were a fadora And I’m not a total annoying snob I don’t give a crap about what’s mainstream. And I’m a really nice guy (at least that is what eveybody tells me) and I started to wear fedoras before the came back in style. So don’t judge people by there clothes. Unless they are wearing a sideways hat and there pants are at there knees then judge all you want.
How about there spelling errors?
sorry, couldn’t help myself
I disagree about the fedora bit. You’re likely thinking of the similar in appearance trilby, which is commonly worn by hipsters. I, at least, wear a fedora because I feel that the 1920s will never die.
I wear a trilby. And I am not a hipster and/or a douche (I probably spelled that wrong…)
Did you hear the national government banned hats?
It’s a fedora law.
Narrator: Different species of: That Guy.
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Narrator: That guy who wears a fedora.
– Also known as: “Hipster snob.”
– If he engages you in conversation: condemn all mainstream movies.
—
Narrator: That guy who owns a Zune.
– Also known as: “That guy who hates Apple.”
– If he engages you in conversation: Lie, and say you’re thinking about getting one.
—
Narrator: That guy who has too many piercings.
– If he engages you in conversation: Nod politely but be prepared to run away.