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That’s How I Roll

That’s How I Roll

by Adam Huber on August 6, 2018 at 12:18 am
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  1. DTIBA
    DTIBA
    August 6, 2018, 4:03 am | # | Reply

    You’re going to destroy me if I don’t like egg rolls?
    …I shall be sleeping with one eye open.

    • Saskfan
      Saskfan
      August 6, 2018, 8:54 am | # | Reply

      Uneasy lies the head that wears the replicant antennae.

    • Ourorboros
      Ourorboros
      August 6, 2018, 11:45 pm | # | Reply

      Let me ask you this – what would you do if you were walking in the desert and see a tortoise crawling towards you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. You see it try to turn around on its legs, but it can’t without help.
      Why aren’t you helping the tortoise DTIBA?

      • HelenaHandbasket
        HelenaHandbasket
        August 7, 2018, 4:30 am | # | Reply

        Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind. About your mother.

      • DTIBA
        DTIBA
        August 7, 2018, 4:28 pm | # | Reply

        I WOULD NOT FLIP THE TORTOISE IN THE FIRST PLACE! Why would you even assume that my dislike for egg rolls makes me some kind of asshole?

        • Ourorboros
          Ourorboros
          August 8, 2018, 1:39 am | # | Reply

          They’re just questions, DTIBA.
          takes drag from cigarette
          Designed to provoke an emotional response.

  2. Marquar
    Marquar
    August 6, 2018, 10:11 am | # | Reply

    Worse that this is people who try to give you a spring roll (especially a vegetarian spring roll) instead of a proper meat egg roll.

  3. Anne C.
    Anne C.
    August 6, 2018, 11:31 am | # | Reply

    How about I get an eggroll and give it to you? Cuz this replicant doesn’t like eggrolls. (except for those fantastic Vietnamese ones that come on noodle bowls, yum!)

  4. gmkgoat
    gmkgoat
    August 6, 2018, 4:35 pm | # | Reply

    I wish I liked egg rolls. They give me one with my chinese order every time and I feel bad letting it go to waste.

    • Saskfan
      Saskfan
      August 7, 2018, 7:38 am | # | Reply

      All you have to do is ask them NOT to add the egg roll. I’m sure the restaurant would be happy not to have their product go to waste, too.
      When I order in certain places (usually in a mall food court), I ask for half the usual amount of rice. I could, and would, eat the amount they usually give, but then it would go to waist. πŸ™

      • N0083rp00F
        N0083rp00F
        August 7, 2018, 9:54 am | # | Reply

        … go to waist ….. Hah ha ha haa πŸ˜€

      • scantrontb
        scantrontb
        August 7, 2018, 8:18 pm | # | Reply

        Yeah, i know what you mean… A Waist is a terrible thing to Mind.

  5. findanegg
    findanegg
    August 6, 2018, 8:32 pm | # | Reply

    You see a turtle in the desert. It gives you an egg roll, saying it came with his takeout order and was already full by the time they saw it.

  6. Titankyojin
    Titankyojin
    August 7, 2018, 11:01 am | # | Reply

    Eggrolls taste like crap 1v1 me.

  7. Yes
    Yes
    February 13, 2019, 3:51 am | # | Reply

    i hate all eggs, unless they’re scrambled or omeletted

  8. Rokas
    Rokas
    July 23, 2019, 4:52 am | # | Reply

    Says the guy who orders steaks well done; you have no standing to judge, replicant. πŸ˜›

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