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The Book of Craig

The Book of Craig

by Adam on April 19, 2016 at 12:00 am
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Discussion (19) ¬

  1. the_verTigO
    the_verTigO
    April 19, 2016, 1:31 am | # | Reply

    Jesus seems like a cool dude to hang around with.

    • 989fox989
      989fox989
      April 19, 2016, 2:48 am | # | Reply

      heh, you really nailed it with that pun.

  2. tudza
    tudza
    April 19, 2016, 3:50 am | # | Reply

    Went with the nails in the wrists. Good lad.

    • Tony
      Tony
      April 19, 2016, 5:59 am | # | Reply

      The attention to detail is impressive, just like the accurate depiction of first century technology with a tablet, a laptop, AND a smartphone.

      • N0083rP00F
        N0083rP00F
        April 19, 2016, 7:12 am | # | Reply

        The you never watched “History Bytes” by TVO starring Rick Green and the gang. It will give you a whole new perspective on history with the bonus that YOU WILL learn something.

    • Dave
      Dave
      April 19, 2016, 6:08 am | # | Reply

      Nails in the hands would make it even harder to text….

  3. richardelguru
    richardelguru
    April 19, 2016, 3:52 am | # | Reply

    The last panel doesn’t show if he’ll ever be able to walk on water again…

  4. Ian Osmond
    Ian Osmond
    April 19, 2016, 7:03 am | # | Reply

    My wife wants to know why nobody has a large boat for sale, used only once, some zoo-related smells.

    • N0083rP00F
      N0083rP00F
      April 19, 2016, 7:14 am | # | Reply

      Buyer responsible for moving and to supply own trailer.

    • gsekse
      gsekse
      April 19, 2016, 7:55 am | # | Reply

      Because he only had four panels. He really should have made this a week long series.

      Panel four could stand on it’s own. Made me snort on that one.

    • Adam
      Adam
      April 19, 2016, 12:12 pm | # | Reply

      That was originally gonna be panel three:

      Free: One ark. Only used once. Great for parties (booze cruise anyone?). Will be left at curb.

  5. Skip
    Skip
    April 19, 2016, 7:50 am | # | Reply

    Or the obvious listing:
    One slightly used tomb: only other occupant rose after three days. Comes with shroud left behind with slight blemishes. Stone rolled away only once. May have angelic beings still inside. Bonus: Gardener may still be available, though He was seen rising into clouds after 40 days.

  6. Glenn 'the man they call...Glenn`Crawford
    Glenn 'the man they call...Glenn`Crawford
    April 19, 2016, 9:41 am | # | Reply

    The Bible verse that gives me most comfort is 2 Kings 2: 23-25

    As a balding man, it gives me comfort to know that G-d will have the sorry asses of youth torn to shreds by bears if they mock me for that

    Seriously, 2 bears mauled 42 kids. What, did they wait in line? I can see them getting a few each by surprise but then the kids run in different directions

    There is no mention of the bears following them into town later

    And I just came up with a new HBO series: Detective Bears
    It is the story of two of god’s own vengeance bears. Each week they pursue some more of the 42 kids until the grand finale episode where they corner the last one, who confesses his sins and begs forgiveness

    “Vengeance is mine, sayeth the Lord”, says one bear, “and God may forgive you… BUT I AM JUST DOING MY JOB!”.
    Bear lunges, freeze frame, roll credits

    • Dave Aronson
      Dave Aronson
      April 19, 2016, 9:53 am | # | Reply

      Nothing personal. It’s just business. You understand.

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      April 19, 2016, 10:52 am | # | Reply

      A bear sits, quietly, in the corner of a dimly lit tavern wearing a trench coat and a fedora. He slowly nurses a warming beer as he waits.
      Waits for vengeance.

      • Ian Osmond
        Ian Osmond
        April 20, 2016, 9:22 am | # | Reply

        Reminds me of my favorite FAR SIDE: “Remember me, Mr Schneider? Kenya. 1947. If you’re going to shoot at an elephant, you’d better be ready to finish the job.”

  7. Halosty
    Halosty
    April 19, 2016, 9:54 am | # | Reply

    For sale: (4) smooth stones, unused.
    (1) Bronze Helmet, Lightly used. (Note: It doesn’t cover the forehead)
    (1) Plus Size Bronze Armor, Lightly used.
    (1) Bronze Spear, Lightly used.
    (1) Sword, Lightly used

  8. Chug
    Chug
    April 19, 2016, 11:34 am | # | Reply

    I love your comics, I get a kick out of borderline-blasphemous jokes that is probably going to send me to hell. You remind me of another comic artist I used to follow. Just… please promise me you’re not going to start going on rants about how all true Christians are uneducated hicks, and if you’re not, you’re not really a faithful Christian.
    Please?

  9. Rivfader
    Rivfader
    April 19, 2016, 3:53 pm | # | Reply

    Hahah… sacrilarious.

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