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The Boring Babbler

The Boring Babbler

by Adam on September 14, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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Discussion (36) ¬

  1. Raven
    Raven
    September 13, 2010, 8:04 pm | # | Reply

    Oh dear lord, it's my ex-boyfriend.

    • LoudMutes
      LoudMutes
      November 12, 2010, 5:57 pm | # | Reply

      So are ya single? Cause I totally only have 8 reasons why the bivalve mollusk is my favorite class of mollusk.

      …

      Bad taste in this joke?

      • Rainfly_X
        Rainfly_X
        March 25, 2011, 5:14 am | # | Reply

        Don't be absurd. Bivalve mollusks are delicious.

  2. MrGeoxen
    MrGeoxen
    September 13, 2010, 11:37 pm | # | Reply

    Unfortunately, I'm one of those babblers. Fortunately I have siblings who are also similar, so we strike conversations… sometimes…

    • I have run out of names
      I have run out of names
      July 19, 2016, 2:29 pm | # | Reply

      *note that while sometimes those conversations might be pointed at eachother, they are RARELY the same conversation

  3. Francis "Pip&qu
    Francis "Pip&qu
    September 14, 2010, 12:54 am | # | Reply

    ..and that's how I met Bob Barker.

    • Wow
      Wow
      July 31, 2013, 7:26 pm | # | Reply

      Wait there is no way you are referring to this are you, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMFAPiQCnK8 ? Even if not it still is another boring babbler.

  4. Scott
    Scott
    September 14, 2010, 1:14 am | # | Reply

    RIP doesn't necessarily mean Rest in Peace.

    • slxpluvs
      slxpluvs
      September 14, 2010, 2:01 am | # | Reply

      What are you getting at here? Rise If Possible? Relief Improved by Privacy? ???

      • cybergeek
        cybergeek
        September 14, 2010, 2:31 am | # | Reply

        Really Irritated Person?

        • The Dukenator
          The Dukenator
          September 14, 2010, 2:45 am | # | Reply

          Too bad it wasn't RPO. Really Pissed Off

          • pinstripe
            pinstripe
            January 22, 2011, 9:01 pm | #

            here lies Bug, and he's bloody annoyed!

    • ThatGirlFromRussia
      ThatGirlFromRussia
      December 28, 2010, 6:07 am | # | Reply

      Doesn't it actually stand for requiescat in pace which is rest in peace in latin?

  5. wit
    wit
    September 14, 2010, 2:48 am | # | Reply

    This is my daily routine at work. Suicide is getting monotonous.

  6. Ms.notme
    Ms.notme
    September 14, 2010, 3:06 am | # | Reply

    Good comic today Adam.

    I knew this person once, kind of like nerd bug, he completely ignoring all verbal and physical queues about his contemptuous attitude, he rambled our friendship into nothing.

    In the end, his bitching became the perpetuating energy for his own isolation.

    I hope he doesn’t become a rambling zombie when he dies.

  7. MoonDust
    MoonDust
    September 14, 2010, 3:53 am | # | Reply

    Doo be do be do! Yes!

  8. Stranger
    Stranger
    September 14, 2010, 4:59 am | # | Reply

    9th reason he likes Bivalves??? I can't even think of…4?

    The cure to being a boring blatherer is finding people who are interested in what you talk about.

  9. Bo Lumpkin
    Bo Lumpkin
    September 14, 2010, 5:31 am | # | Reply

    Hey… lighten up. We are just excited about all the wonderful things that happen to us and we think you should be too.

  10. dgriff13
    dgriff13
    September 14, 2010, 6:12 am | # | Reply

    I often fear I am one of those…

  11. Ceph
    Ceph
    September 14, 2010, 8:49 am | # | Reply

    Yep, that sounds just like my parents. They can talk to me for 30 minutes straight with me staying completely silent.

  12. Brian
    Brian
    September 14, 2010, 9:12 am | # | Reply

    So what happens to these two after the zombie apocalypse? Will glasses zombie bug follow zombie bug around, grunting incoherently? Will he try to talk around a mouthful of brains?

  13. jalie
    jalie
    September 14, 2010, 9:47 am | # | Reply

    Personally, cephalopods are my favorite mollusk…I could come up with way more than 9 things I like about them…do you want me to list them?

    • NonAnonymous
      NonAnonymous
      September 14, 2010, 1:41 pm | # | Reply

      Yes.

  14. Goeber
    Goeber
    September 14, 2010, 10:51 pm | # | Reply

    Loved every panel. I know some people that are like this. 🙂

  15. trav
    trav
    September 15, 2010, 3:47 am | # | Reply

    i had a coworker like that.. i called him chatty bitch. i took to wearing headphones even when i wasn't listening to music, just so i could pretend i couldn't hear him when i wanted to ignore him.

  16. tinytina
    tinytina
    January 22, 2011, 8:37 pm | # | Reply

    or worse, go to hell and find them there with you. or even worser, think your in heaven but find them there. O.o

  17. laalaa99stl
    laalaa99stl
    January 25, 2011, 8:26 pm | # | Reply

    reminds me of "Serial Yakker" from "Dogbert's Clues for the CLueless"

  18. Jesse
    Jesse
    March 8, 2011, 4:04 am | # | Reply

    That is so me… 😀

  19. J I W
    J I W
    October 16, 2011, 10:33 am | # | Reply

    Still less bothersome than my last girlfriend. tried to frikin kill me

  20. demonz11b@yahoo.com
    demonz11b@yahoo.com
    October 31, 2011, 6:07 pm | # | Reply

    superb

  21. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    January 25, 2013, 10:54 pm | # | Reply

    I can’t help but think of Ted Striker in Airplane! 🙂

  22. SexyDavros
    SexyDavros
    November 15, 2014, 8:35 pm | # | Reply

    I’m actually kind of interested in that mollusk one–but I don’t think I’d be saying that if you had included the first eight reasons. 😛

  23. Unkind
    Unkind
    December 13, 2016, 1:28 am | # | Reply

    Little did Adam know, 5 years in the future the minions would steal his “be do be do” song.

  24. Unkind
    Unkind
    December 13, 2016, 1:31 am | # | Reply

    Love your stuff man!

    • Adam
      Adam
      December 13, 2016, 10:53 pm | # | Reply

      Thanks!

  25. Redbeard
    Redbeard
    September 3, 2020, 3:39 pm | # | Reply

    Being buried next to the “Boring Bug” here is probably worse than going to Hell. (Also, I see myself as the Boring Bug here. I talk wayyyyyyyy too much and often about crud that nobody asked about)

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