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The Business End

The Business End

by Adam on September 27, 2013 at 12:00 am
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Discussion (24) ¬

  1. VaguelyCreepy
    VaguelyCreepy
    September 27, 2013, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    I, like (I believe) most people, would prefer to be having a phone conversation with the bug/person in panel three over the one in panel four.

    • Bob in Nashville
      Bob in Nashville
      September 27, 2013, 6:25 am | # | Reply

      I’ll stick with the last panel guy. Seems more commonplace and less extravagant.

  2. Drakey
    Drakey
    September 27, 2013, 12:51 am | # | Reply

    I assume they’ve just woken up in a motel room in New Jersey, wearing a french maid’s outfit, a traffic cone, and condoms over all their fingers.

  3. AckAckAck
    AckAckAck
    September 27, 2013, 1:10 am | # | Reply

    I love the flow of the punchline here. Felt cinematic with good comedy timing. Also I’m going to get my waterproof phone soon (no, not iPhone 5, waterproof phones already exist since 2011) and I will do my phone calls while showering/sitting on my throne.

    • Steffen
      Steffen
      September 27, 2013, 3:23 am | # | Reply

      Why would you need a waterproof phone while sitting on the porcelain?

      • AckAckAck
        AckAckAck
        September 27, 2013, 5:49 am | # | Reply

        My throne is in front of the shower. I can set it so I can shower and doing my carpet bombing at the same time.

        Multitasking! Also TMI!

  4. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    September 27, 2013, 5:44 am | # | Reply

    I’ll never look at a business phone call the same way again!

    • Rhea
      Rhea
      September 27, 2013, 1:21 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah, the nipple tassels are going to be kind of hard to get out of my mental image.

  5. John
    John
    September 27, 2013, 8:53 am | # | Reply

    I believe the technical term for ‘blowing on a baby’s stomach’ is a ‘zurbit’. You’re welcome.

    • euphgeek
      euphgeek
      September 27, 2013, 10:21 am | # | Reply

      “Zurbet”, actually.

      • Jeff Clough
        Jeff Clough
        September 27, 2013, 11:36 am | # | Reply

        But is it pronounced “Zurbet”, “Zurbey” or “Zerbert”?

        • euphgeek
          euphgeek
          September 27, 2013, 12:30 pm | # | Reply

          Yes.

        • Shift
          Shift
          September 27, 2013, 2:53 pm | # | Reply

          Zubat

    • markhh
      markhh
      September 27, 2013, 3:50 pm | # | Reply

      Slurbich (soft ch)

  6. PJ Day
    PJ Day
    September 27, 2013, 9:31 am | # | Reply

    Well this explains a lot.

  7. Satherian
    Satherian
    September 27, 2013, 11:07 am | # | Reply

    Would those nipple tassels be made out of owl parts?

    • Jack
      Jack
      September 30, 2013, 10:12 pm | # | Reply

      Yogscast for the win.

  8. Dudey mcdude dude (jokes im a girl)
    Dudey mcdude dude (jokes im a girl)
    September 27, 2013, 1:24 pm | # | Reply

    Is the first time we’re seeing a bug with boobs, and its a guy?

    • Jack
      Jack
      September 30, 2013, 10:13 pm | # | Reply

      No, those are the base of the tassels.

  9. Tomixcomics
    Tomixcomics
    September 27, 2013, 3:39 pm | # | Reply

    Oh my god, this punch line is disgustingly genius.

  10. Kiwikeeper
    Kiwikeeper
    September 28, 2013, 6:59 am | # | Reply

    This is pure gold! You sir are a genius.

  11. pistols at dawn
    pistols at dawn
    September 28, 2013, 4:21 pm | # | Reply

    Ok but you guys agree with me about how sexy glasses bug is, right? hes my faverite.
    work those nipple tassels, glasses bug!

  12. Mahnarch
    Mahnarch
    September 28, 2013, 5:19 pm | # | Reply

    Oh, Jeebus! My terrible secret is made public!
    I actually keep a phone next to my toilet.

  13. Drunken Oirish Cat
    Drunken Oirish Cat
    September 29, 2013, 11:37 am | # | Reply

    Last panel just made me think of ‘Our Song’ from “Music of the Body”:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRGe8iK0jvE

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