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The Fast and the Famished

The Fast and the Famished

by Adam on April 25, 2014 at 12:00 am
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  1. Rena
    Rena
    April 25, 2014, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    Ever have a mouse in your car? Now imagine the car’s made of cheese.

    • Wraj
      Wraj
      July 25, 2017, 11:28 pm | # | Reply

      Ever have a mouse in your car? Now imagine the mouse is made of cheese. Delicious.

  2. Rhea
    Rhea
    April 25, 2014, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    I vaguely recall reading about a guy who ate a car, piece by piece, over a long time. Maybe he lost a bet.

    Most of us have really weird fleeting thoughts, maybe as we’re falling asleep. Some folks who are simple, fun-loving, and bent out of shape draw cartoons about those thoughts. Thanks, Adam.

    • BugFanNo1Million
      BugFanNo1Million
      April 25, 2014, 12:25 am | # | Reply

      There was a guy who ate an airplane: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito

    • Adam
      Adam
      April 25, 2014, 6:16 pm | # | Reply

      No prob!

    • Azh
      Azh
      April 25, 2014, 7:01 pm | # | Reply

      There was an episode of M*A*S*H where Klinger tried to eat a jeep …

  3. Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    April 25, 2014, 1:00 am | # | Reply

    I was once in a car crash. Some anulbag rear-ended us and I ended up having my face slammed against the dash board, and literally took a chunk of the dash out with my teeth. It did not taste like mozzarella.

  4. Wraj
    Wraj
    April 25, 2014, 1:21 am | # | Reply

    Gluttony is now also the felony Grand Theft Auto

  5. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    April 25, 2014, 6:31 am | # | Reply

    Now I’m wondering what different models would taste like. Are pickup trucks like steak? Are compacts tofu flavored? Would high powered sports cars be composed of Sriracha and prime rib? I’m guessing luxury cars would be caviar and lobster. So many ideas…

    • Adam
      Adam
      April 25, 2014, 6:23 pm | # | Reply

      Interesting. I think all of the cars I’ve owned thus far would’ve tasted like steamed beets.

      • weesh
        weesh
        April 26, 2014, 12:23 am | # | Reply

        Do Volvos taste like Swedish Fish?

        • Dave
          Dave
          April 26, 2014, 3:07 am | # | Reply

          Salted herring. Lasts forever.

  6. Odo Shortwick
    Odo Shortwick
    April 25, 2014, 10:00 am | # | Reply

    I can see it now; the vehicles will be named to what they taste like. Advertisements would be akin to food commercials. “The new Volkswagen Schnitzel; with 50 mpg and only 250 calories a serving it’s less filling at the pump and your stomach, but will all the flavor.

  7. Avigayil
    Avigayil
    April 25, 2014, 11:48 am | # | Reply

    Klinger tried to eat a jeep in MASH.

    And I swear the brake lines must be made of Twizzlers…

    • Adam
      Adam
      April 25, 2014, 6:25 pm | # | Reply

      That’s where my mind went too. I figured they’d taste like black licorice.

      • VaguelyCreepy
        VaguelyCreepy
        April 29, 2014, 8:52 pm | # | Reply

        Mm… delicious, delicious black licorice.

        I have no idea why so many people seem to hate the taste.

        Also, panel 3 must have my favorite line from this comic in a long time.

  8. Mahnarch
    Mahnarch
    April 26, 2014, 10:56 am | # | Reply

    Looks like Bug has an All-Wheel-Drive car. That’s extra calories, right there…

  9. MikeyZ
    MikeyZ
    April 26, 2014, 2:41 pm | # | Reply

    Reminds me of a comic I drew back in 5th grade…
    *THE UNTOLD SCENE OF THE TALE OF HANSEL AND GRETEL*
    kids: “Wow a house made of candy! And a matching car!”
    days later…
    Witch: “Well, they ran away, but I can chase them… TO THE CANDYMOBILE! …OK WHO ATE THE STEERING WHEEL?!”

    • Mang
      Mang
      June 2, 2014, 8:08 am | # | Reply

      Reminds me of a comic someone once drew about flying on food…

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