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The Hair Necessities

The Hair Necessities

by Adam Huber on September 3, 2019 at 10:06 pm
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Discussion (8) ¬

  1. Caveman #1
    Caveman #1
    September 4, 2019, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Letting someone who’s hanging from a cliff touch your tongue is indeed very heroic. I imagine them both falling down while she holds a firm grip…

  2. DTIBA
    DTIBA
    September 4, 2019, 1:33 am | # | Reply

    If you realized your wife was in danger BEFORE the sensation of the hair in your mouth registered, I guarantee that the adrenaline would nullify the sensation until she was safe. (After which it would register tenfold, but that happens to ALL adrenaline-suppressed sensations)

    Conversely, however, if the sensation of the hair in your mouth registered before you realized your wife was in danger, it’s very possible you would fail to realize she was in danger until it was out, and if it’s not out before ‘in danger’ becomes ‘under suffering’, well… if she survives, you’re not gonna live it down.

  3. karmakat
    karmakat
    September 4, 2019, 3:33 am | # | Reply

    it’s either that or spit on her while you pull her out the cliff.

  4. Rat
    Rat
    September 4, 2019, 6:31 am | # | Reply

    It’s a rare occassion that I don’t understand the title, here. I would get the Hair Necessities, conversely, maybe even the Bare Necessities; I could go for the Fare or the Care Necessities – I like ‘Care’, I think – but this ursine line is beyond me. Anyone?

    • Adam Huber
      Adam Huber
      September 4, 2019, 8:37 am | # | Reply

      It’s not you, it’s me. 🙂

      I just wrote “bear” by accident. I fixed it.

      • Rat
        Rat
        September 4, 2019, 9:58 am | # | Reply

        Great. Now I understand the title but I feel like you’ve broken up with me 😏

        By the way, I love the transition on girl bug’s face between panel two and three. I can just imagine your wife reading this comic and having the exact same transition at the exact same moment.

  5. BugFanNo1Million
    BugFanNo1Million
    September 4, 2019, 6:45 pm | # | Reply

    I think Bill the Cat has the best advice to offer for hairy situations:
    “THBBTT”

  6. TitanKyojin
    TitanKyojin
    September 5, 2019, 10:29 am | # | Reply

    Can 100% confirm. Time slows to a stop around me while I’m trying to get a hair out of my mouth. At the same time though my body goes into overdrive with thoughts of,

    “If I don’t get this hair out of my mouth now I will barf.”

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