He does indeed, but I think CCKinnison is talking more about ninjas whose TARGETS are farting silent but deadly, and that one I don’t think Adam has done
i bought it from Adam and it is my favorite art acquisition of all time. I bought it as a present for my “bamboo flute” playing husband. It is framed and hangs in the kids’ bathroom.
We still buy begonias every year for the front porch, just in case we need to “get up to no good”.
Most people who eat enough fast food to have high enough blood pressure to off them faster than ninjutsu… aren’t very high on a ninja’s to-kill list anyways.
But then I, as a player of RPGs, think about the very few times where I (a) get into a fight at something way above my level, (b) manage to fare very well regardless and get close to finishing it, and (c) get the enemy offed by its own stupidity or random chance, rather than my strategy.
So I suppose that the few times there IS a meaningful target who is offed by high blood pressure before the ninjutsu can do it (i.e. overworked businessman who doesn’t have time to eat healthy) would piss off the ninja who wss lining up for the kill anyways.
And here I thought their main enemy (in several senses of the term) would be the “Silent But Deadly”…
CCKinnison: I’d be supremely disappointed if Adam doesn’t have a ninja fart strip somewhere in the archives.
He does indeed, but I think CCKinnison is talking more about ninjas whose TARGETS are farting silent but deadly, and that one I don’t think Adam has done
Yes, yes he does.
https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/quiet-but-deadly/
i bought it from Adam and it is my favorite art acquisition of all time. I bought it as a present for my “bamboo flute” playing husband. It is framed and hangs in the kids’ bathroom.
We still buy begonias every year for the front porch, just in case we need to “get up to no good”.
Most people who eat enough fast food to have high enough blood pressure to off them faster than ninjutsu… aren’t very high on a ninja’s to-kill list anyways.
But then I, as a player of RPGs, think about the very few times where I (a) get into a fight at something way above my level, (b) manage to fare very well regardless and get close to finishing it, and (c) get the enemy offed by its own stupidity or random chance, rather than my strategy.
So I suppose that the few times there IS a meaningful target who is offed by high blood pressure before the ninjutsu can do it (i.e. overworked businessman who doesn’t have time to eat healthy) would piss off the ninja who wss lining up for the kill anyways.
Or ninjas arrived in modern times and be like: “He’s dead. I didn’t do it, so what? You owe me anyways!”