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The Key to My Heart

The Key to My Heart

by Adam on April 9, 2014 at 12:08 am
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Discussion (17) ¬

  1. Rhea
    Rhea
    April 9, 2014, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    Adam, sometimes I wonder about your life, I really do…. I hope it’s not really this funny.

    • Qeruiem
      Qeruiem
      April 9, 2014, 12:39 am | # | Reply

      Sooo, what? You’re hoping he lives such a dull and boring life like everyone else?

      Sounds like a curse to me. Or possibly jealousy…

      • VaguelyCreepy
        VaguelyCreepy
        April 16, 2014, 12:40 am | # | Reply

        Oh, just the opposite. In fact there’s a curse (usually mistakenly purported to be Chinese) that proceeds thusly:

        “May you live in interesting times.”

        If Adam’s life really were this interesting, he’d probably have been dead a long time ago, and we wouldn’t be here enjoying his comic.

        Now *that* is a scary curse.

  2. Meh
    Meh
    April 9, 2014, 5:01 am | # | Reply

    This!

    This is very much the reason why I – the first time I have someone over – ask them if they could lock the door.

    And yes, it helps to also have the entire hallway set up so that clothes-hanger and shoerack are immediatly inside the door and stuff like phone-charger are a bit in.
    Most people tend to be more creeped out when they realise just how much tought I have put into this.

  3. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    April 9, 2014, 6:11 am | # | Reply

    It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.

  4. Shadoglare
    Shadoglare
    April 9, 2014, 8:16 am | # | Reply

    Actually I can say I’ve always been a habitual door-locker and similar thoughts (well OK except for the last panel) have gone through my mind when I was dating…

  5. Cody
    Cody
    April 9, 2014, 8:30 am | # | Reply

    Before I started listening to Geeks of Steel, I would read the comic in my own voice. But now I can actually hear Adam when I’m reading this comic and it makes it even more hilarious!

  6. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    April 9, 2014, 9:05 am | # | Reply

    Always lock the door. It’s the only way to keep burglars out, since none of them are known to be lock-pickers or anything…(ahem).
    But I totally do it anyway!

  7. Michael Corley
    Michael Corley
    April 9, 2014, 10:42 am | # | Reply

    BurglerDatingAdvice dot com is a big hit!

  8. Jesse
    Jesse
    April 9, 2014, 11:32 am | # | Reply

    I love how the burglars are just casually talking to you while they carry your microwave away!

    • Adam
      Adam
      April 9, 2014, 12:14 pm | # | Reply

      I love that you can tell that it’s a microwave!

      • Frances
        Frances
        April 9, 2014, 3:14 pm | # | Reply

        Of course it’s a microwave, what else could it possibly be?

        • Adam
          Adam
          April 9, 2014, 6:00 pm | # | Reply

          Small 80s TV?

          • Daryl
            Daryl
            April 9, 2014, 9:33 pm | #

            Can’t be, it’s the only thing in the comic without antennae!

  9. Bored
    Bored
    April 9, 2014, 2:51 pm | # | Reply

    My safe word is chest wounds.

  10. Daniel
    Daniel
    April 10, 2014, 2:59 am | # | Reply

    As a bug reader from South Africa, I know my date would be more freaked out if I DON’T lock the door. I wish our burglars were as polite as the bug burglars. Unfortunately, they’re the one’s with UZIs.

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      April 11, 2014, 8:47 pm | # | Reply

      As a reader from Rural Michigan, all I can ask is; “What’s a lock?”

      -If you leave your car running in the store parking lot, the worst that can happen is someone will reach in the open window and shut it off.

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