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The Lure of the Luscious Lunch

The Lure of the Luscious Lunch

by Adam on November 19, 2012 at 12:00 am
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  1. Heimlich Shmeimlich
    Heimlich Shmeimlich
    November 19, 2012, 12:16 am | # | Reply

    MMMM. Diabeeetus.

  2. MortalAnonymous
    MortalAnonymous
    November 19, 2012, 1:09 am | # | Reply

    That’s not as aggravating as the popcorn smell. You never know where it’s coming from, and you never see it, so you can’t have any! Maddening..! @__@

  3. Lin
    Lin
    November 19, 2012, 1:49 am | # | Reply

    Mandarins (or tangerines, clementines, satsumas, whatever they are called, the orange small citrus fruit) also have a very pervasive smell that make me instantly want one as well. And guess what? – They are good for you!

    • Lin
      Lin
      November 19, 2012, 1:49 am | # | Reply

      Actually.. I think I want one right now. With my breakfast. Mmmm..

      • AckAckAck
        AckAckAck
        November 19, 2012, 3:32 pm | # | Reply

        Damn man! now I want Mandarins too!

        • Surturs Bane
          Surturs Bane
          November 19, 2012, 8:15 pm | # | Reply

          LEAVE THOSE CHINESE PEOPLE ALONE!

  4. Mahnarch
    Mahnarch
    November 19, 2012, 3:57 am | # | Reply

    I get this all the time: First shift will get a bunch of pizzas, but by the time I walk in for second, the pizzas are gone, but the smells are still hanging around…

    First shift gets everything!

    • Thorgold
      Thorgold
      November 19, 2012, 1:14 pm | # | Reply

      Saturday morning retail meetings. Show up late, and the empty box of donuts sits there, taunting you. Crumbs sprinkle the laps of coworkers, and as you look at them, they know… They know you know they know, and they know its killing you. RAGE.

      • AckAckAck
        AckAckAck
        November 19, 2012, 3:37 pm | # | Reply

        Here’s the revenge scheme: Quietly bring an empty box of donuts (add crumbs and smell for authenticity) then leave the lounge looks like you just enjoyed a couple of good donuts. Let their confusion and anger entertain you for the rest of the day.

  5. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    November 19, 2012, 5:56 am | # | Reply

    “like my hos…” Like my hos what? Hostages? Hospital visitors? Hose nozzles? Hosanna singers? Hostess Ho Ho’s?

    • Deen
      Deen
      November 19, 2012, 8:42 am | # | Reply

      The “s” indicates it is plural; no apostrophe… not possessive.

      • Adam
        Adam
        November 19, 2012, 12:19 pm | # | Reply

        Thank you. I knew there would be someone who would be confused.

        • Dave Dell
          Dave Dell
          November 20, 2012, 8:28 am | # | Reply

          Sure, if he were dressed even a little like “pimp bug”. I don’t see the plural of HO in print enough – maybe not until this comic.

          On to the topic of no book yet again this Christmas season. Perhaps for next Christmas season?

  6. Monogreen
    Monogreen
    November 19, 2012, 7:53 am | # | Reply

    If you want to solve this problem, go work in a Mcdonalds. You’ll never have this problem again.

    • AckAckAck
      AckAckAck
      November 19, 2012, 6:06 pm | # | Reply

      Then you will complain about getting sick of eating McD foods.

      • Col Klink
        Col Klink
        April 5, 2013, 11:54 pm | # | Reply

        Boy you got that right. Been nearly 40 years and I STILL don’t want to smell a Big Mac.

  7. Jeff
    Jeff
    November 19, 2012, 8:15 am | # | Reply

    Before anyone else points this out: yes, it’s only the “woman” bug who is actually doing any work. Also, pointing out that “greasy goodness” would be a good name for a band may or may not be a sneaky reference to former (and hopefully future) columnist Dave Barry, who also mentioned things in his columns that would be cool band names. I think “Bug” would be a cool band name.
    Or is that shameless sucking up?

    • Jeff
      Jeff
      November 19, 2012, 8:17 am | # | Reply

      P.S. Nice alliteration in the title there, Adam
      Man, I can’t seem to get this sucking up thing under control today!

    • Colleen
      Colleen
      November 19, 2012, 8:38 am | # | Reply

      and she’s probably only getting paid $.75 on the dollar for it too. Greasy anything would be a good band name.

      • Armoless
        Armoless
        November 19, 2012, 1:33 pm | # | Reply

        Nerd bug is on Lunch break, Bug is drooling over mac Doogles, clearly woman bug just got there because shes checking paperwork!

    • AckAckAck
      AckAckAck
      November 19, 2012, 8:54 pm | # | Reply

      I like that name. “Greasy Goodness” show how the band live during their “Poverty era” eating at greasy food restaurants.

  8. NeverSerious
    NeverSerious
    November 19, 2012, 9:13 am | # | Reply

    Since when does McDonald’s smell good? It always smells like a bag of freeze-dried turds to me.

  9. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    November 19, 2012, 10:39 am | # | Reply

    Dr. Nick’s advice for rapid weight gain:
    ” Be creative. Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use Pop-Tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon. And remember, if you’re not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it’s your window to weight gain. ”

    The neglected food groups according to Dr. Nick:
    1) The whipped group.
    2) The congealed group.
    3) The choco-tastic.

  10. Daniel
    Daniel
    November 19, 2012, 12:38 pm | # | Reply

    I like Bug every day, but for some reason I felt like I had to say: the comments of the co-worker by the file cabinet really pushed this one over the top for me. Love it.

  11. FrozenBottle
    FrozenBottle
    November 19, 2012, 4:23 pm | # | Reply

    I like office bug and his new co-workers!

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