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The Misadventures of Miss Construe

The Misadventures of Miss Construe

by Adam on June 5, 2015 at 2:37 am
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    • “Offenderobics” | Meinungen und Deinungen
      June 5, 2015, 3:08 am | #
  1. Jim
    Jim
    June 5, 2015, 2:58 am | # | Reply

    Is Miss Construe friends with Miss Interpret?

    • AlixeTiir
      AlixeTiir
      June 5, 2015, 9:13 am | # | Reply

      Of course, and they both gossip behind the backs of Miss Understand and Miss Remember.

  2. Nebulous
    Nebulous
    June 5, 2015, 4:08 am | # | Reply

    And WHAT. pray tell, do you mean by THAT!!?!
    (he said in mock outrage)

  3. Pink Floyd aka Jeff from before
    Pink Floyd aka Jeff from before
    June 5, 2015, 6:33 am | # | Reply

    Oh man, I know people like that. It’s exhausting being around them! So I try not to be . . .

  4. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    June 5, 2015, 7:50 am | # | Reply

    Mrs. Henry Lafayette Dubose from “To Kill A Mockingbird”:
    “Don’t you say ‘Hey’ to me you ugly girl.”

    • Blake
      Blake
      June 5, 2015, 9:58 am | # | Reply

      To be fair, a child saying “Hey” to an adult in the 1930s south would be pretty informal/insulting.

  5. Robin
    Robin
    June 5, 2015, 8:02 am | # | Reply

    Put the monocle back in? Back in what ? Eww…

  6. WingSpin
    WingSpin
    June 5, 2015, 8:41 am | # | Reply

    All four panels… pure genius!

    • Bookworm
      Bookworm
      June 5, 2015, 4:37 pm | # | Reply

      I second that! And I know because it describes my husband perfectly! (sigh!)

  7. Eric
    Eric
    June 5, 2015, 9:07 am | # | Reply

    Dated a girl for a short time, and this is why. Typical conversation:

    Me: Wow, she is really smart!
    Her: Why would you say that about her? You don’t say it about all smart people, so what makes you say it about her? Is it because you didn’t expect to say it about her, because of her race, or gender? Huh? Fascist!

    • Eric
      Eric
      June 5, 2015, 9:08 am | # | Reply

      **why I dumped her. Stupid editing first thing in the morning.

      • Mahnarch
        Mahnarch
        June 9, 2015, 9:16 am | # | Reply

        Man, I had a similar ex.

        Me to new lady: “Hi. Nice to meet you.”
        Then girlfriend: “Why did you say that?! Are you trying to sleep with her?!”

    • AlixeTiir
      AlixeTiir
      June 5, 2015, 9:14 am | # | Reply

      “fascist”
      “fascist”
      did she even know what that word means

      • Marquar
        Marquar
        June 5, 2015, 9:50 am | # | Reply

        In my experience, most people who throw around the word “facist” know a bit more about it than people who throw around the word “communist” or “socialist”. But since the latter know nothing about their word, it is a low bar to clear.

    • YourWeirdUncle
      YourWeirdUncle
      June 5, 2015, 3:57 pm | # | Reply

      http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/weekend-update-girl-you-wish-you-hadnt-started-a-conversation-with-at-a-party—christmas/n30774

  8. euphgeek
    euphgeek
    June 5, 2015, 10:34 am | # | Reply

    Nice! I was looking forward to today’s strip after yesterday in the comments section.

    • Rat
      Rat
      June 6, 2015, 5:31 am | # | Reply

      Excellent idea, brilliantly executed. And while I’m a trifle sad Mahnarch’s “Spaztsnaz” (hee hee hee) didn’t make it into this comic, “offenderobics” more than made good on that.

      • Mahnarch
        Mahnarch
        June 9, 2015, 9:18 am | # | Reply

        Yeah! Who dropped the ball on that? 😀

  9. Matt
    Matt
    June 5, 2015, 1:03 pm | # | Reply

    😉

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