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The Naked Truth

The Naked Truth

by Adam on October 22, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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Discussion (17) ¬

  1. wwwjam
    wwwjam
    October 22, 2012, 12:16 am | # | Reply

    No point in showing off if there’s no one there that you care to show off to!

  2. Jep
    Jep
    October 22, 2012, 1:22 am | # | Reply

    Who won the Toblerone fight?!

  3. Margaret
    Margaret
    October 22, 2012, 4:01 am | # | Reply

    The censoring confuses me to no end as the girls never wear anything anyway.

    • MrSnow
      MrSnow
      October 22, 2012, 6:06 pm | # | Reply

      your sense of humor is quite shallow

    • khade
      khade
      October 22, 2012, 6:20 pm | # | Reply

      The censoring shows up when there’s something to cover, therefore there must be something to cover. QED.

    • Jacob
      Jacob
      October 22, 2012, 10:03 pm | # | Reply

      It’s the same concept as Donald Duck never wearing pants but putting a towel on when he exits the shower…

  4. mongoose998
    mongoose998
    October 22, 2012, 6:17 am | # | Reply

    Adam you should do a comic about donating to bad will instead of good will!
    Evil Doer’s need khakis too!

  5. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    October 22, 2012, 6:24 am | # | Reply

    I recall the “For Men Only” magazines of my youth. Very tantalizing to a 13 year old on the drugstore magazine rack. The niploidal (groinadal regions werenev er shown) regions were black barred and so were the eyes. To protect the identity and leave something for the imagination, I suppose. I confess to not caring about the eyes.

  6. DSz
    DSz
    October 22, 2012, 7:00 am | # | Reply

    Why does putting black bars over the girl bugs make them more sexy?

  7. Lin
    Lin
    October 22, 2012, 8:49 am | # | Reply

    Advantages of being a girl: you can skinnydip alone, you’ll never be “just some naked weirdo”. 😀

    • JXJ
      JXJ
      October 22, 2012, 12:06 pm | # | Reply

      I think that depends on whether you look more like a mermaid or a whale.

  8. Joreal
    Joreal
    October 22, 2012, 9:29 am | # | Reply

    5th panel: “Nobody sasses Granny, Pervert Bug. Also, why do we refer to each other as ‘X bug’? Aren’t we all bugs here? Why’re you breakin’ the 4th wall in your comment here, sonny?”

  9. gscratch
    gscratch
    October 22, 2012, 1:36 pm | # | Reply

    you know that Arbor Day was invented in Nebraska, where they have, like, no trees.

    and, nice black tape in panel 3

  10. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    October 22, 2012, 6:03 pm | # | Reply

    my baked good of choice to use as weapon is a churro(i thought skinny dipping was mostly a thing for lovers to do)

  11. Drakey
    Drakey
    October 23, 2012, 3:38 am | # | Reply

    I still have yet to cross skinny dipping off of my “things to try” list…

  12. Xenopoulos Jones
    Xenopoulos Jones
    October 31, 2012, 7:19 am | # | Reply

    i fight wiyh a king-size frozen snickers
    also, great throwaway joke, adam!
    “while having a sword-fight with toblerones…” Classic.

  13. Passerby
    Passerby
    June 3, 2021, 12:33 pm | # | Reply

    “I was summoning a demon to held me fight good when I thought…”

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