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The Pick Up Artist

The Pick Up Artist

by Adam Huber on July 23, 2020 at 7:58 am
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  1. waterfan2
    waterfan2
    July 23, 2020, 2:07 pm | # | Reply

    I’m going to assume you know the real reason we lift with our legs, so instead I’m going to say … what happened to the legs on the Cossack? I have no idea if they’re crossed or what. Maybe they’re phasing through each other?
    I bet that’s just what Russian legs always do.

  2. Suomynona
    Suomynona
    July 23, 2020, 5:33 pm | # | Reply

    …What? That’s just… I don’t… What?!

    I know the comic’s tagline is “random nonsense”, but this is just bizarre.

    • Mike Friedman
      Mike Friedman
      July 23, 2020, 5:45 pm | # | Reply

      This feature may not be for you.

  3. dhusk
    dhusk
    July 24, 2020, 3:05 am | # | Reply

    When you’re over 40, squatting will kill your knees faster than a dozen pissed-off Tonya Hardings.

  4. Calydor
    Calydor
    July 24, 2020, 4:49 am | # | Reply

    I got a slipped disk in my lower back from lifting wrong. It has royally f’ed up my entire life.

    This comic is intended to be funny, but all I see is an advertisement for ruining someone’s life.

  5. Bruno
    Bruno
    July 24, 2020, 5:23 am | # | Reply

    The whole “squat don’t bend” routine rather assumes strong arms. That’s not something my mom ever bothers to point out. But hey it’s not her moving the house plants around.

    • DTIBA
      DTIBA
      July 24, 2020, 6:06 pm | # | Reply

      Actually, the same force is being exerted on your arms regardless of whether you’re lifting by bending or squatting. The difference is whether the lifting stress is being applies to your back or your legs. The legs are better designed for that sort of exertion.

      • Dinwar
        Dinwar
        July 27, 2020, 8:27 pm | # | Reply

        Legs also don’t have disks that can shoot out like an old Pog slammer from a vacuum cleaner.

  6. Glenn Sekse
    Glenn Sekse
    July 24, 2020, 4:08 pm | # | Reply

    Last panel will be a response image for me when presented with stupidity.

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