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The Sliding Male

The Sliding Male

by Adam on December 29, 2014 at 12:00 am
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  1. Mat M.
    Mat M.
    December 29, 2014, 12:42 am | # | Reply

    Too true! Shall we start petitioning for a plane crash themed park? Filled with rides for adults only, but not *that* other kind of “adult entertainment”.

    • Dave Dell
      Dave Dell
      December 29, 2014, 7:50 am | # | Reply

      But..But.. Stewardesses in the equivalent of Hooters Waitress outfits staffing this theme park… Excuse me but I have to do some google research.

  2. AckAckAck
    AckAckAck
    December 29, 2014, 4:31 am | # | Reply

    But there’s adult sized slides….

  3. David
    David
    December 29, 2014, 6:09 am | # | Reply

    I believe Waterslides are still fair game.

  4. Tim
    Tim
    December 29, 2014, 7:19 am | # | Reply

    Reminded me of Mitch Hedberg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOKdzpavc88

    Mudslides might be fair game also.

  5. pantea
    pantea
    December 29, 2014, 10:26 am | # | Reply

    You do have water slides at public swiming pools in USA, don’t you? They are much better than kid’s slides. Some of them are pretty large and a lot of fun AND allowed for adults as well 🙂

  6. pantea
    pantea
    December 29, 2014, 10:31 am | # | Reply

    There. Plane slides are for sissies.

    http://www.kreuzfahrtinsel.de/cruise/images/stories/costamagica/gr/wasserrutsche.jpg

  7. Eric
    Eric
    December 29, 2014, 10:45 am | # | Reply

    You just have to do it anyway. As a dad who takes his daughter to the park on occasion, I’ve learned that the other adults there will loosen up if one of them breaks social convention and will join you. I may be the first on the equipment when I’m there, but I’m not alone by the time I leave.

    • Rhea
      Rhea
      December 29, 2014, 1:22 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah, a little tricky if you’re an adult with no kids. Even being a woman (therefore probably not a molester) I get some funny looks. It’s better if my husband’s with me. If you’re young they’re think you’re silly lovebirds, and if you’re old they think you’re senile. Whatever works.

  8. Ian Osmond
    Ian Osmond
    December 29, 2014, 2:57 pm | # | Reply

    The travelling carnivals which show up in the autumn around here often have one “ride” which is actually a three-story high slide.

    Only ride I go on.

    Over and over and over again. I mean, I’ve got to stock up on an entire YEAR’S worth of sliding in one trip.

    • MN Expat
      MN Expat
      January 2, 2015, 11:15 am | # | Reply

      Best thing ever is the giant slide at the Minnesota State Fair. You slide down on burlap sacks and they have microphones to pick up your whooping and cheering. I’ve been on that slide since I was a kid and it’s still a favorite when I can make it back home during the fair.

  9. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    December 29, 2014, 5:35 pm | # | Reply

    Here’s what you do: 1) Go at night, when no one can see you 2) Sit on a piece of waxed paper, it really speeds up the ride! 3) Slide down repeatedly as it builds up a wax layer on the slides surface 4) Come back the next day and watch as kids are sliding down at 90 mph and giggle to yourself 5) Hope unwary adults slide down and end up with their feet in the air and their butts on the ground as they relive their childhood dream of sliding at 90 mph!

  10. Criggie
    Criggie
    January 9, 2015, 3:12 am | # | Reply

    Coincidence – I do have a duck call in my pocket…. Rescued it from the dog’s chew toy as he chewed it to pieces.

  11. Courtney
    Courtney
    May 12, 2015, 1:07 pm | # | Reply

    You’re FORTY!?

    • Adam
      Adam
      May 12, 2015, 5:35 pm | # | Reply

      Well, 41 now. Why does that surprise you? Do I cartoon like a younger man?

      • Courtney
        Courtney
        May 13, 2015, 7:54 am | # | Reply

        Well, I mean, yeah.

  12. RIK
    RIK
    June 13, 2015, 11:59 am | # | Reply

    You should try to ride on the upper deck of a 747*, then.
    The ones on the 747-8 look especially epic:
    http://aircrewbuzz.tumblr.com/post/15458253317/boeings-new-747-8-with-evacuation-slides
    (the older ones don’t have the arches)

    *Or an A380, if you like your planes ugly and misproportioned, I guess

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