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The Slightly Inconvenient Case Scenario

The Slightly Inconvenient Case Scenario

by Adam on December 13, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Qeruiem
    Qeruiem
    December 13, 2012, 12:28 am | # | Reply

    Wow! That’s so me, Mr doom and gloom! Only, you know, I’d probably be more cynical about it…

  2. Margaret
    Margaret
    December 13, 2012, 2:55 am | # | Reply

    Ya, it’s my brother-in-law too.

  3. Lawton
    Lawton
    December 13, 2012, 3:18 am | # | Reply

    The worst chemical you could come up with was hydrochloric acid? Some kind of alkali would be much worse.

    • Blue Canary
      Blue Canary
      December 13, 2012, 2:26 pm | # | Reply

      Thank you! Only ameteurs with no idea of what they’re doing try to get rid of corpses in hydrochloric acid.

      • N0083rP00F
        N0083rP00F
        December 17, 2012, 2:54 pm | # | Reply

        Yeah, evil geniuses use quick lime or the local McD…..

    • takedownthefacade
      takedownthefacade
      July 15, 2013, 10:40 pm | # | Reply

      I thought the point would be that it would be uncomfortable enough to make drowning even more miserable, but slow enough that it doesn’t kill you before your lungs fill up with it.

  4. tymime
    tymime
    December 13, 2012, 5:01 am | # | Reply

    I think “worst case scenarios” are supposed to be probable…

    • Kyle
      Kyle
      December 13, 2012, 7:56 am | # | Reply

      Worst case scenario can be as probable or as unrealistic as you like, it’s just some people have more improbable worst cases than others. Those are the fun people.

      • tymime
        tymime
        December 14, 2012, 7:40 pm | # | Reply

        Are you saying I’m not fun? Because that’s not very fun.

  5. SpiderDan
    SpiderDan
    December 13, 2012, 5:17 am | # | Reply

    When I first read panel 3 I thought it said “hell-cows”. I think this is a concept that can be utilized in later strips!

    • ferreroni
      ferreroni
      December 13, 2012, 9:18 am | # | Reply

      To me it was “Hell-clowns”.

      • N0083rP00F
        N0083rP00F
        December 17, 2012, 2:56 pm | # | Reply

        Hell cows – Bardich wielding Bovines for the run away and screaming aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh.

        Hell Clown is just as redundant as Hell Cat.

  6. RAAAH
    RAAAH
    December 13, 2012, 9:33 am | # | Reply

    My personal worst case scenario is always the random zombie apocalypse. Not that it is actually the worst that could happen, but it’s a hell of fun to make fictional plans for such an event and to imagine how all these suckers you hate are eaten alive because you know they are too stupid and unprepared.

    *evillaugh* ……now back to work

  7. Codric
    Codric
    December 13, 2012, 11:39 am | # | Reply

    The REAL worst case scenario: The plane is out of peanuts!

    • Coasterdan72
      Coasterdan72
      March 6, 2013, 5:59 pm | # | Reply

      “Are you telling us the whole truth?”
      “No. We’re also out of coffee.”

  8. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    December 13, 2012, 3:15 pm | # | Reply

    Nope. Worst case scenario: Being a member of a nudist colony and getting hit with explosive diarrhea when far away from a bathroom.

  9. Love The Bad Guy
    Love The Bad Guy
    December 13, 2012, 4:59 pm | # | Reply

    I love these dialogue-only strips. You’re branching out, sir!

    • Adam
      Adam
      December 13, 2012, 6:25 pm | # | Reply

      Thanks. I definitely want to start mixing things up.

      • Mahnarch
        Mahnarch
        December 16, 2012, 4:28 pm | # | Reply

        So, when is the first “switched at birth/evil twin separated at birth” storyline that is typical with Soaps? 😀

        • N0083rP00F
          N0083rP00F
          December 17, 2012, 2:59 pm | # | Reply

          Don’t forget the gender change, face switch, clone, mirror double and goatee’d alternate universe versions.

          Should be enough for a hockey team at least. [stupid NHL]

  10. Muk
    Muk
    December 13, 2012, 5:52 pm | # | Reply

    Finally caught up! Took me a week or so. My favorite (thus far) was Garbageman Fan. Irritable Buyer Syndrome was pretty good too.

    Love the comic, please keep it up!

  11. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    December 14, 2012, 10:08 am | # | Reply

    RELEASE THE HELL-CROWS!!

  12. VaguelyCreepy
    VaguelyCreepy
    June 5, 2013, 4:44 am | # | Reply

    Time for “Name That Quote”!

    “What’s the worst thing that could happen?”

    “Well, I go in, totally choke really bad, get suspended from school, get kicked out by my parents, hop a freight train out west, get arrested for being a hobo, and end up in a chain gang with a guy named Lenny who calls me George and keeps talking about the rabbits.”

    “…okay, you’re not allowed to use your imagination anymore.”

    First to guess gets thirty five internets and my friendship whether they want it or not.

    • Skip
      Skip
      November 20, 2015, 1:52 pm | # | Reply

      Sorry took me a couple of years of looking – ha – not just googled it – the weekenders – a great show.

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