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The Terrible Two

The Terrible Two

by Adam on September 23, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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Discussion (31) ¬

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  1. BoB
    BoB
    September 23, 2011, 12:02 am | # | Reply

    Dr. Cripple is scary looking. He has claws!
    Batbug- A great hero, or the greatest hero?

  2. andy
    andy
    September 23, 2011, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    Today I decided I would stay up and be one of the first readers of the new comic, and it was well worth the wait. I will now be trying to make my xbox gamertag DR.Cripple. thank you sir

  3. ninelen
    ninelen
    September 23, 2011, 12:33 am | # | Reply

    I love Batbug. I love his little antennae coming up out of his mask, and the antennae on his logo. For that matter, I love the Joker Bug too.

    X-Men next? 😀

  4. cyber95
    cyber95
    September 23, 2011, 12:50 am | # | Reply

    Hey, Superboy Prime could stop them.

    • Scud
      Scud
      September 23, 2011, 8:37 am | # | Reply

      By drowning them in a river of tears?

    • Lair of Rockwhales
      Lair of Rockwhales
      October 25, 2012, 4:02 pm | # | Reply

      He’ll kill them to death

  5. norbi
    norbi
    September 23, 2011, 1:09 am | # | Reply

    Holy haberdasheries Batbug, use your wheelchair-repellent bat spray!

  6. ECKMAN
    ECKMAN
    September 23, 2011, 3:13 am | # | Reply

    Must be hard when a hero feels like a villain.

  7. dr_Jadran
    dr_Jadran
    September 23, 2011, 4:08 am | # | Reply

    HAHAHA!!! Panel 3 caught me TOTALLY off guard!!! XD

  8. Deamon
    Deamon
    September 23, 2011, 4:54 am | # | Reply

    Last line nearly knocked me off my chair.

  9. That Guy
    That Guy
    September 23, 2011, 6:37 am | # | Reply

    An instant favorite. And on the day after I finally finished reading Watchmen, too. I wonder how they would’ve tackled this moral ambiguity…

  10. geek girl
    geek girl
    September 23, 2011, 6:45 am | # | Reply

    Panel 3 had me laughing really hard. Also, if I ever get pregnant, I will insist that everyone refer to me as “Pregatron”!

  11. M
    M
    September 23, 2011, 7:11 am | # | Reply

    Haha! Amazing.

  12. Jeff
    Jeff
    September 23, 2011, 7:30 am | # | Reply

    “Say something” “No, YOU say something”…oh my gosh! Hilarious!
    Man, this comic really makes my day. Every day (except the weekends, when I go through withdrawls)!
    See y’all Monday.

  13. Phrozt
    Phrozt
    September 23, 2011, 8:15 am | # | Reply

    I know the exact crime fighting team that would be just the match for them:

    http://headtrip.keenspot.com/d/20060403.html

    • novascottch
      novascottch
      September 26, 2011, 1:44 pm | # | Reply

      I used to Head Trip! Thank you for reminding me it existed.

  14. Ben Erlandson
    Ben Erlandson
    September 23, 2011, 10:20 am | # | Reply

    Pregatron. You had me at Pregatron!

  15. Thopter
    Thopter
    September 23, 2011, 12:52 pm | # | Reply

    If I’m ever killed by my wife (if she ever gets pregnant again) you’ll know it’s because I would have tried to call her Pregatron.

  16. Chris
    Chris
    September 23, 2011, 1:32 pm | # | Reply

    As a doctor that also uses a wheelchair, I feel compelled to say something.

    Any pregnant women out there want to go rob a bank with me?

    • irishprincessalc
      irishprincessalc
      September 23, 2011, 7:11 pm | # | Reply

      Give me 8 more months!

  17. Braineurism
    Braineurism
    September 23, 2011, 7:51 pm | # | Reply

    I hope to see Batbug’s Batbugmobile someday.

  18. Armoless
    Armoless
    September 24, 2011, 5:28 pm | # | Reply

    Ahhhhhhhhhhh what a glorious day! I just got my internet back after going without Bugs for 4 months! Nothing beats doing some catch up reading, I’ve been laughing my face off for hours now! I love it! Best day ever!

  19. Andre
    Andre
    September 25, 2011, 10:53 am | # | Reply

    Bug is genius!

    On related onion news, Bugs Infesting Area Apartment Have No Clear Goal

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/bugs-infesting-area-apartment-have-no-clear-goal,26124/

  20. Andre
    Andre
    September 25, 2011, 10:53 am | # | Reply

    any comments?

    • BoB
      BoB
      September 25, 2011, 11:16 pm | # | Reply

      Yes. This 43.5 minute period cannot go by fast enough.

      • Phrozt
        Phrozt
        September 26, 2011, 8:20 am | # | Reply

        And yet, I’m sure most women would love to have a 43.5 minute period.

  21. novascottch
    novascottch
    September 26, 2011, 1:45 pm | # | Reply

    But what’s to come of their team when she pops out the baby?

  22. Col Klink
    Col Klink
    March 31, 2013, 9:05 pm | # | Reply

    Stairs foiled the Daleks, too.

  23. Steven Neiman
    Steven Neiman
    March 29, 2017, 1:15 am | # | Reply

    Actually, they would make the world a much better place. Due to the lack of other ways to do anything about them, every building would need to use stairs to defend itself against them, solving the obesity epidemic.

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