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The Trouble With Table Tennis

The Trouble With Table Tennis

by Adam on February 29, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. GChris
    GChris
    February 29, 2012, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    So true!

  2. Turner
    Turner
    February 29, 2012, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    lost it at “Downright susceptible.” I love how this strip makes you start laughing before you even reach the end.

  3. Rhea
    Rhea
    February 29, 2012, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    You also don’t want to break into the home of a RennFaire person because you might find a whacking big sword aimed at your chitlins.

  4. Gooberandcindy.com
    Gooberandcindy.com
    February 29, 2012, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    Pat pat pat pat. Hehe. That’s soothing way to rob someone.
    14 dollars and a bum massage. 🙂

  5. my432
    my432
    February 29, 2012, 12:41 am | # | Reply

    I need a ping pong player. ;-}

  6. Tino
    Tino
    February 29, 2012, 12:42 am | # | Reply

    You get fourteen dollars AND a good spanking? Sign me up.

  7. dstluke
    dstluke
    February 29, 2012, 12:49 am | # | Reply

    Some of us would break in just for the spanking.

  8. williamkattwilliams
    williamkattwilliams
    February 29, 2012, 1:25 am | # | Reply

    $14 if it’s payday… even during the season.

    Oh but then one day you’ll meet this guy: youtu.be/OqGQ72bre30

  9. Noslo
    Noslo
    February 29, 2012, 2:38 am | # | Reply

    Look up some videos of olympic pingpong players. I actually wouldn’t want to mess with them.

  10. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    February 29, 2012, 3:17 am | # | Reply

    Panel 3 ftw >< that little girl bug is kickass

  11. chzbrgrmachne
    chzbrgrmachne
    February 29, 2012, 3:29 am | # | Reply

    I figured the bad bugs would be breaking in with a few friends, maybe some beer and snacks, and make a party of it. The polite thing for the homeowner would be to make an ice run and maybe whip up a batch of margaritas.

  12. Jeff
    Jeff
    February 29, 2012, 5:55 am | # | Reply

    Niece bug is adorable in her little body-suit (is that a unitard?). Also love the collared shirt Bug is wearing in the last panel.
    And P.S. Only the coolest of us who golf wear the hat.

  13. GentlemanRapist
    GentlemanRapist
    February 29, 2012, 10:08 am | # | Reply

    It reminds me of the news of burglars breaking into footballers’ homes when they knew they’d be away playing a game.

  14. MikeV
    MikeV
    February 29, 2012, 11:21 am | # | Reply

    I’m in my italian class trying not to laugh…but I fail…and HOW! xD

  15. Iforwhat
    Iforwhat
    February 29, 2012, 6:32 pm | # | Reply

    Little girl bug is gonna give me nightmares

  16. ThomasMcCool
    ThomasMcCool
    March 1, 2012, 12:18 am | # | Reply

    anyone else think Deadpool bug?

  17. Kriszick
    Kriszick
    March 1, 2012, 3:25 am | # | Reply

    I’m a huge fan but not one to make comments…but I can’t resist the ‘Ack’ in the third panel. How I miss Bill the Cat!

    • Jeff
      Jeff
      March 1, 2012, 7:08 am | # | Reply

      *Like!

  18. ninelen
    ninelen
    March 1, 2012, 6:02 pm | # | Reply

    I love Burglar Bug’s eyes in Panel 3. And the “downright ‘susceptible'” line in Panel 2 is fantastic.

  19. Lin
    Lin
    March 2, 2012, 6:05 am | # | Reply

    Trust bug to fail even at a spanking. “pat pat” is *not* the sound of a *GOOD* spanking. Pathetic. Try “whack! whack!”

  20. Shadoglare
    Shadoglare
    March 2, 2012, 8:46 am | # | Reply

    Coincidentally, I did keep a golf club under the bed for quite a while.

  21. Garrett Williams
    Garrett Williams
    March 4, 2012, 9:42 pm | # | Reply

    Used properly, a ping pong paddle can actually disembowel a grown man of 105 pounds.

  22. Saraiyu
    Saraiyu
    March 5, 2012, 7:10 am | # | Reply

    I wouldn’t want to break into a fencer’s house, either. You get stabbed in the right place with enough force….and it could cause a bruise.

  23. Garrett Williams
    Garrett Williams
    March 5, 2012, 10:33 pm | # | Reply

    As a rebuttal, I’ve drawn a comic to show how formidable table tennis equipment would actually be over here.
    Although I do agree that a golf club is more powerful, as long as you have enough swinging room and no low-hanging chandeliers.

    • Garrett Williams
      Garrett Williams
      March 5, 2012, 10:37 pm | # | Reply

      Hmm, it appears links aren’t highlighted on this site. The link is the words “over here”.

  24. Col Klink
    Col Klink
    April 1, 2013, 9:54 pm | # | Reply

    You ever get hit by a gnip gnop ball at full/max speed? Yeah, not, that’s what I thought. And the can get you around a corner, too.

  25. john eg bert
    john eg bert
    June 18, 2016, 8:52 am | # | Reply

    even runners with their blank shooting guns could take down a robber
    because ya know
    placebo affect

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