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Thoughtless Jerk

Thoughtless Jerk

by Adam on July 20, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. India
    India
    July 19, 2010, 6:06 pm | # | Reply

    Agreed. Sometimes I feel bad about stuff I really wish I could just say, "Who the fuck cares?" For instance, it took me almost three weeks to pluck up the courage to quit my job because I felt guilty, when in reality I hated it and had more important things to worry about.

    And breakups… there should be a "breakup-gram" service where someone could just do it for you. That could also just as easily fall into the "thoughtless jerk" category, but it's pretty scott-free if you ask me.

  2. Cameron
    Cameron
    July 19, 2010, 6:09 pm | # | Reply

    Eating veal? He really is a jerk!

    I love your comic, it's graduated to my quick access bookmarks 🙂

  3. The Dukenator
    The Dukenator
    July 19, 2010, 6:45 pm | # | Reply

    You go out, date someone and you're sitting there wanting to choke the living shit out of them because they fucking deserved it.

  4. Solar
    Solar
    July 19, 2010, 7:13 pm | # | Reply

    I would so want to be the first panel. I have done the last panel for fun one day.

  5. Raquel
    Raquel
    July 20, 2010, 12:47 am | # | Reply

    lol nice mitten hands, i use that style too when i'm feeling too lazy to draw fingers. it actually looks kinda cute on the girl bug.

  6. Skar
    Skar
    July 20, 2010, 12:53 am | # | Reply

    OMG… I can just 'see' and 'hear' the kid bounce down the stairs… great drawn, Adam!

    • Hannah
      Hannah
      July 20, 2010, 5:11 pm | # | Reply

      That's exactly what was going through my head. lol

  7. Sanders
    Sanders
    July 20, 2010, 2:42 am | # | Reply

    The incorporation of babies is always my favourite part.

  8. Koesper
    Koesper
    July 20, 2010, 2:48 am | # | Reply

    YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD!!!

    I love it! 🙂

  9. Brian
    Brian
    July 20, 2010, 3:34 am | # | Reply

    Let's face it — glasses guy had it coming.

  10. Jep
    Jep
    July 20, 2010, 4:01 am | # | Reply

    It's sad that most kids deserve to dragged down stairs these days but it's true.

  11. salmonBone
    salmonBone
    July 20, 2010, 5:02 am | # | Reply

    Last panel ends withe first bug finally yelling "DEAD!!, who's next?"

  12. Twiggles
    Twiggles
    July 20, 2010, 6:01 am | # | Reply

    Finally revenge on the nasty nerd bug! The second panel is my favourite though.

  13. Fizzledrix
    Fizzledrix
    July 20, 2010, 6:08 am | # | Reply

    i don't know if you would be a jerk for giving me bad news via charades. First i would be excited to play and then i would be happy that i figured it out. Which would soften the blow when i realize my wife is dead.

    Maybe all doctors should do this. 🙂

    • Solar
      Solar
      July 20, 2010, 7:31 am | # | Reply

      Yeah but than just imagine the bill afterwards. For each minute you didn't get the charade it would be another $100.

      • Zoe
        Zoe
        March 21, 2011, 8:32 pm | # | Reply

        Not if you're in Canada 😀

  14. Darzen
    Darzen
    July 20, 2010, 12:16 pm | # | Reply

    wait his wife is a desk made of denim?

    • Crispypants
      Crispypants
      April 24, 2011, 11:35 am | # | Reply

      But she couldn't be that way unless she was dead.

  15. Goeber
    Goeber
    July 20, 2010, 5:53 pm | # | Reply

    That's one bad babysitter. 🙂

  16. colonelslime
    colonelslime
    July 21, 2010, 5:18 am | # | Reply

    I love the third panel, just from the idea of someone saying that, getting up and leaving without another word. Probably the worst thing I could think of (though pnel 4 is a close second)

  17. Kgummy
    Kgummy
    October 21, 2010, 4:16 pm | # | Reply

    Wait, his wife is dancing? What's bad about that?

  18. Jesse
    Jesse
    March 7, 2011, 3:18 pm | # | Reply

    There actually is a service for breakups. They call whoever it is and explain it to them and inform them never to call you again. Never had to use it, but it does exist.

  19. Magyarman
    Magyarman
    March 22, 2011, 5:21 am | # | Reply

    Is it bad that I didn't laugh for the past 10 comics, but I cracked up when I saw the 2nd panel?

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