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Tough Loveseat

Tough Loveseat

by Adam on July 17, 2014 at 12:00 am
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  1. Mizukamakiri
    Mizukamakiri
    July 17, 2014, 2:01 am | # | Reply

    Again, there is a subtle hint of a recurring theme, but i cant quite put my finger on it..

    • Fettuccini
      Fettuccini
      July 17, 2014, 5:58 am | # | Reply

      Pretty sure it’s all in your head.

  2. Koesper
    Koesper
    July 17, 2014, 2:03 am | # | Reply

    I beg to differ… I see a lot of colleagues who DO get their depression on in their office chairs!

    • Adam
      Adam
      July 17, 2014, 7:37 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, but you wouldn’t seek out an office chair to go be depressed in. Those people are making do with what they got. They’d all prefer a couch to flop onto and be unhappy.

      • Pantea
        Pantea
        July 17, 2014, 9:26 am | # | Reply

        Eggs-actly. As written in the first panel, it’s about the item of choice! 🙂

  3. Love The Bad Guy
    Love The Bad Guy
    July 17, 2014, 2:05 am | # | Reply

    I… I think the 3rd panel just broke my heart. I definitely heard a distinct shattering sound when I saw it.

  4. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    July 17, 2014, 7:30 am | # | Reply

    Niece bug using ‘the sad man’ as a diving platform…kills me!
    Also loving the “room to flail” explanation. And of course, the title.
    So much win! Uh, I mean, uh…for those of us who didn’t just get dumped. (sorry, dude)

    • Chemgal
      Chemgal
      July 17, 2014, 11:51 pm | # | Reply

      The niece bug panel also was a LOL from me. Clearly, Adam, you are comic genius, even in (or especially in) tough times.

      • Adam
        Adam
        July 18, 2014, 12:12 am | # | Reply

        Thanks, but I didn’t get dumped. I’m drawing these for a friend whose girlfriend walked out on him. Trust me, you’ll know when a girlfriend dumps me. The strips will probably be a lot more mean-spirited.

  5. Echo
    Echo
    July 17, 2014, 8:50 am | # | Reply

    It’s also tough to be depressed in a hammock. First ya have to get into it without looking like a dolphin caught in a tuna net. If by some miracle you DO get into a hammock without hurting yourself or a somewhat innocent bystander, it’s hard to resist the urge to order one of those cocktails that come with a tiny umbrella

    • Pantea
      Pantea
      July 17, 2014, 9:30 am | # | Reply

      I think a hammock is a dangarous thing to combine with depression. Even if you feel OK, it’s too hard to get out of it. With depression, you probably strike roots 😀

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      July 17, 2014, 10:13 am | # | Reply

      It’s impossible to be depressed in a hammock, anyway. It’d be like trying to be depressed in a bouncy castle.

      • Pantea
        Pantea
        July 17, 2014, 10:30 am | # | Reply

        “Depressed in a bouncy castle” 😀 Good one! 🙂

        • Mahnarch
          Mahnarch
          July 17, 2014, 11:33 pm | # | Reply

          😀

  6. Rhea
    Rhea
    July 17, 2014, 11:30 am | # | Reply

    Once again enjoying the expression you put into such simple lines. Though I feel a bit guilty about enjoying *these* expressions…..

  7. Shannon Love
    Shannon Love
    July 17, 2014, 12:14 pm | # | Reply

    Although a couch does seem the best choice for a post-breakup crashing spot, in my experience, most people seem to prefer a puddle of upchucked tequila mixed with tears.

    Honestly, I thought about putting out a line of furniture based on the observation but ran into production scaling problems when on the second day of production, I punched a cop, set fire to day school and went suddenly blind.

  8. joecrouse
    joecrouse
    July 17, 2014, 12:35 pm | # | Reply

    you are all mistaken. An empty bathtub

    there are good accoustics in the bathroom for sobby depressed music.

    You really can wallow in it if you want,

    If you pee yourself or puke on yourself from being to drunk you can use your feet to turn on the shower or bath water and wash it away.

    You can eat and drink in it and its easy to clean and if people come over you can turn the shower on to hide the sound of your sobbing.

    Its easy to clean and its relatively comfortable.

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      July 17, 2014, 11:32 pm | # | Reply

      …Joe…

      That seems a little specific.

      • joecrouse
        joecrouse
        July 22, 2014, 7:21 am | # | Reply

        voice of experience.

    • Diaphane
      Diaphane
      October 4, 2014, 3:57 pm | # | Reply

      Best Idea Ever!!!

  9. Ted Stoner
    Ted Stoner
    July 17, 2014, 3:23 pm | # | Reply

    Cheer up Mr Martini, there are lots of bugs in the sea …

    • Kai
      Kai
      July 18, 2014, 3:53 am | # | Reply

      Yes, of course. Perhaps they can share their experiences with the rocks they used to drown?

  10. Anonymoose
    Anonymoose
    September 28, 2014, 11:15 am | # | Reply

    I’m not sure what it is, but something about that last panel looks off to me, even though when I break it down into it’s component parts everything checks out fine.

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