I almost want to say he should change it so people don’t get the idea that climbing a tree is a feasible way to escape a bear.
Then I realize that anyone making life-or-death decisions based on something they read in a comic on the internet probably isn’t doing the gene pool a lot of good anyway. :p
Seriously is there a rule book I need to read or something ? I was in a mulberry tree earlier today eating berries and I thought that was acceptable behavior…
Any time you can work a trebuchet into the joke, I think it’s a good thing. And having it fling something absurd—yeah, corpses work, or maybe donkeys with parachutes, though that joke, unfortunately, is already sort of taken—is just a bonus.
John Muir climbed a really tall tree in California and stayed up there while it swayed all over the place during a big storm. For him it was a religious experience.
Last time I climbed a tree was because of my good friend Jose Cuervo. Needless to say I was told the next day I fell out of it…my body testified to that fact!
Trebuchet 101: A discovery into the fun of coups flinging.
In this class you will compare the flinging of live verses dead projectiles.
We will examine the flinging of pumpkins as well as pianos before advancing to carcasses, both live and expired.
We will measure distance, quality of landing as well as splatter matter.
Todays assignment: embracing your first fling/ splatter matters
AMooseInAHummer how about a week of drugs?
why would you want to stay on drugs for a week? maybe take a weeks worth of drugs everyday for a week and I am sure you will see all kinds of bugs while on those drugs.
#4: you’re a Lumberjack. A singing lumberjack (aren’t they all?), because you hadn’t wanted to be a barber, cut cut cut cutting cutting cutting your hair. You’d leap fom tree to tree, with your best girl your side, and sing…sing…
Fourth reason: chicks dig it.
It is surprisingly manly actually.
agreed
Cool. The old guy’s first.
Hmmm… Climbing a tree to escape a bear. I don’t see any flaws with that plan.
But if you’re ever being chased by a wild boar, THEN you should def climb a tree. Cause pigs can’t look up.
And there’s a random fact for the day. Enjoy. (:
I almost want to say he should change it so people don’t get the idea that climbing a tree is a feasible way to escape a bear.
Then I realize that anyone making life-or-death decisions based on something they read in a comic on the internet probably isn’t doing the gene pool a lot of good anyway. :p
From what I understand, black bears are the only ones that climb trees well/commonly.
Course, a mad grizzly would just tear the tree down and bring you with it…
We just start twanging them into trees!
That’s a full 100 denary.
That’s why I play Battleship when I play with grizzlies.
“I suggest a new strategy, Bug. Let the grizzly win.”
What, adults can’t climb trees for fun ?
Seriously is there a rule book I need to read or something ? I was in a mulberry tree earlier today eating berries and I thought that was acceptable behavior…
I prefer the first reason… maybe a cut chick is laying half naked beside the pool
cute… not cut… don’t like emo-bugs
I assumed you meant a woman who works out, not one who listens to Linkin Park.
Well, if you do want an emo woman, here I am.
I just watched Hannibal recently, so a cut chick here gave me more horrible implication.
Adam, you’ve got me hooked to this thing
Any time you can work a trebuchet into the joke, I think it’s a good thing. And having it fling something absurd—yeah, corpses work, or maybe donkeys with parachutes, though that joke, unfortunately, is already sort of taken—is just a bonus.
Or, you’re playing Fable 3 and you spawned in a tree. Then got stuck. Forever.
Suppose the tree is a bug eating tree? A spoof of the kite eating tree from Peanuts.
Let the Wookie Win
Any joke is funnier with a trebuchet. But now I wonder where they were trying to fling the corpse… especially since they’re described as “friends”….
It might have been his deathbed wish. Beats a boring old burial or cremation anytime
John Muir climbed a really tall tree in California and stayed up there while it swayed all over the place during a big storm. For him it was a religious experience.
I would love to have my friends use my corpse in their trebuchet. All I need is some friends. Oh, and a trebuchet.
Last time I climbed a tree was because of my good friend Jose Cuervo. Needless to say I was told the next day I fell out of it…my body testified to that fact!
…or if you are leaping tree to tree in all your insipid, sparkling glory with your vapid, useless excuse for a girlfriend on your back.
I love you.
Woohoo!!!
Haha. I read his eyes in that last panel as being a censor sign. As if ye was not only dead, but also naked on top of it!
Thanks Adam! I now know what I want done with my body when I die!
Love the Eddie Izzard reference. XD
‘twang him into a tree!’
Trebuchet 101: A discovery into the fun of coups flinging.
In this class you will compare the flinging of live verses dead projectiles.
We will examine the flinging of pumpkins as well as pianos before advancing to carcasses, both live and expired.
We will measure distance, quality of landing as well as splatter matter.
Todays assignment: embracing your first fling/ splatter matters
INIT!
Can you PLEASE do a drugs week? Like one day for each drug, or addiction day etc. I’m begging you.
AMooseInAHummer how about a week of drugs?
why would you want to stay on drugs for a week? maybe take a weeks worth of drugs everyday for a week and I am sure you will see all kinds of bugs while on those drugs.
Isn’t that “on” a tree?
is the bug up a tree an older version of the kid who was trying to snort Jesus? By the way, love your comic!
Really should pee on the bear.
#4: you’re a Lumberjack. A singing lumberjack (aren’t they all?), because you hadn’t wanted to be a barber, cut cut cut cutting cutting cutting your hair. You’d leap fom tree to tree, with your best girl your side, and sing…sing…
Ooh! New funerary idea. Have my corpse packed with water-reactive chemicals, then launch it into the ocean from a trebuchet on a seaside cliff.
Fling!
Whooooooooossshhh…..
BOOM!
4th reason: You can fly, but lost control and got stuck.
So you’re saying, let the Grizzly win because droids don’t tear your arms out of the sockets?