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Trend It Like Beckham

Trend It Like Beckham

by Adam on June 22, 2015 at 12:15 am
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  1. Mizukamakiri
    Mizukamakiri
    June 22, 2015, 1:41 am | # | Reply

    Aren’t you supposed to bend the kids?

  2. victorolosaurus
    victorolosaurus
    June 22, 2015, 2:16 am | # | Reply

    I can sympathize with the jealousy, but as a “male” “adult” main bug really shouldnt be seen watching girl sports from behind bushes

    also, I’m european and therefore obliged to state: it’s called football

    • Bruno
      Bruno
      June 22, 2015, 7:15 am | # | Reply

      He’s not standing behind a bush to ogle the kid. He’s only plotting to inflict violence.

      • Marquar
        Marquar
        June 22, 2015, 11:52 am | # | Reply

        Well then, he should be holding a bat in one hand and lightly smacking it into his other palm. Otherwise people might get the wrong idea and call the police.

        • Lestes
          Lestes
          June 22, 2015, 4:37 pm | # | Reply

          Really it all depends on what type of moustache you’re sporting.

    • Dan
      Dan
      June 22, 2015, 3:36 pm | # | Reply

      That’s why he’s watching behind the bushes; so he won’t be seen.

      And yes, it’s called “football”- by people who don’t know that it’s actually soccer.

      • Max
        Max
        June 22, 2015, 6:46 pm | # | Reply

        Well, the etymology of soccer is clear and not very pleasant. A crutch for people using the word “football” for a sports where something not shaped like a ball is not hit by feet.

        • Eric
          Eric
          June 23, 2015, 8:55 am | # | Reply

          Football: ancient terminology for any sport played *on* foot, versus other sports played (for instance) on horseback. Goes back hundreds of years, if not longer. Predates both ‘footballs’ we use today. Stating that American football or the ‘other’ football we call soccer is *the* Football is like arguing that you’re only playing “Cards” if its either Rummy or 5 Card Stud.

  3. Max
    Max
    June 22, 2015, 3:03 am | # | Reply

    I still don’t see how this relates to dog robbing.

    • qka
      qka
      June 22, 2015, 7:20 am | # | Reply

      The little girl’s name is Emily.

  4. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    June 22, 2015, 7:28 am | # | Reply

    I thought kicking kids for fun was just an eccentric hobby of yours?

  5. p.j.
    p.j.
    June 22, 2015, 8:31 am | # | Reply

    That’s the worst looking soccer ball I’ve ever seen… I kid! I kid!!! Seriously, i kid.

    … don’t hate me…..

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 22, 2015, 6:07 pm | # | Reply

      Haha! How dare you!

  6. dragon352
    dragon352
    June 22, 2015, 2:27 pm | # | Reply

    I like how it just starts off with “it really annoys me that-“

  7. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    June 22, 2015, 8:57 pm | # | Reply

    There’s always reasons. It’s amazing to me that in the U.S. soccer is played by young people whose parents can afford the costs while in the rest of the world football is played by the poverty stricken.

  8. Eric
    Eric
    June 23, 2015, 8:49 am | # | Reply

    Oh wait, that’s actually a good idea, a tee that just says “Bat Symbol.” I like it.

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