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Tricks and Stones Will Make God Groan

Tricks and Stones Will Make God Groan

by Adam on June 2, 2014 at 12:19 am
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    • OT: “Erbsünde” soll lediglich ein konzeptionelles Loch schließen | Meinungen und Deinungen
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  1. Rhea
    Rhea
    June 2, 2014, 12:30 am | # | Reply

    Adam, no kidding, you’re wired very strangely. I like that in a cartoonist.

    But I’m not sure you should be allowed near small children without close supervision.

  2. Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    June 2, 2014, 1:13 am | # | Reply

    I find it funny that you posted this on my 19th birthday.

    • Chug
      Chug
      June 2, 2014, 9:02 am | # | Reply

      Happy Birthday! no stone throwing, ok?

  3. Jeremy
    Jeremy
    June 2, 2014, 1:43 am | # | Reply

    But puns will always hurt him.

  4. Frances
    Frances
    June 2, 2014, 1:59 am | # | Reply

    I love those ‘ta-da!’ arms on the newborn in the first panel :

    • Jeff Clough
      Jeff Clough
      June 2, 2014, 6:57 am | # | Reply

      Didn’t notice the “ta-da!” arms until you pointed it out. Excellent!
      Also, I like the mom bug’s little feet being in the stirrups.
      It’s these little details that make this strip. Well, that and the wacky direction the humor often goes . . .

      • Deen
        Deen
        June 2, 2014, 8:51 am | # | Reply

        And I missed the stirrups at first. Yep, Adam nails the details!

  5. Davide
    Davide
    June 2, 2014, 10:17 am | # | Reply

    You’re a GENIUS

  6. wetcorps
    wetcorps
    June 2, 2014, 11:05 am | # | Reply

    Oh God that’s a good one.

  7. Michael Corley
    Michael Corley
    June 2, 2014, 12:47 pm | # | Reply

    My daughter would have decimated cities for her Binky.

  8. Blazing glory
    Blazing glory
    June 2, 2014, 6:12 pm | # | Reply

    Just noticed the title,very good Adam!

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 2, 2014, 10:06 pm | # | Reply

      Thanks! I was pretty proud of that one.

  9. AckAckAck
    AckAckAck
    June 2, 2014, 8:14 pm | # | Reply

    As a non Christian it’s always strike me as weird that they consider newborns already sinned and need to be “cleansed” in holy water. So non Christian babies are allowed to cast the first stone?

    • Meh
      Meh
      June 3, 2014, 4:29 am | # | Reply

      I’ve always found that odd as well, since only people with a beliefstructure that includes sin is able to sin and given that the carpenter lived in roman times it should have been _plenty_ of people around with no sin.

      Not to mention just how much of a mess it would have caused if someone would have asked christ to be absolved (either this person would be able to cast the stone, or he would go down in history as the one person jesus refused to absolve 🙂

      • Mahnarch
        Mahnarch
        June 3, 2014, 9:33 pm | # | Reply

        Ha! You just reminded me of that College Humor video where the guy asks Jesus to “Save him” – by helping him build some cabinets. 😀

      • Chuck Chuckerson
        Chuck Chuckerson
        June 14, 2014, 6:03 am | # | Reply

        Catholic. Protestants don’t do that.

      • Fanta
        Fanta
        December 17, 2017, 12:09 pm | # | Reply

        That’s not really how sin works? Hitler seemed pretty sure he was doing the right thing, so even outside the possibility of a deity making morality less relative, morality is not generally described as entirely based on your own beliefs. It is sometimes mostly that, but not entirely. For example, as a general rule, you do not have a mental health disorder unless your symptoms cause you personal discomort, but personality disorders are accepted to be exceptions. Not that disorders are synonymous with sin, of course, it’s just a similar principle at play.

    • mac
      mac
      June 5, 2014, 11:13 am | # | Reply

      It’s a bit more insidious than that! Tell someone they are inherently flawed and that they need to follow your advice to be saved from themself, and you own them :P.

      • mac
        mac
        June 5, 2014, 11:14 am | # | Reply

        * convince, not tell

  10. Leon DK
    Leon DK
    August 13, 2014, 7:53 pm | # | Reply

    Zach Weiner (of SMBC) has a theory on infantapulting, part of the Festival of Bad Ad Hoc Hypotheses (Bahfest). You can see it explained on Bahfest’s youtube channel.

  11. Cactus Defender
    Cactus Defender
    November 30, 2015, 12:25 am | # | Reply

    I prefer to think of it as part of the curse that God put on mankind following the Eden incident. (Side note: Have you ever noticed that Adam was the first person in history to blame somebody else for his actions?)

  12. N
    N
    July 12, 2017, 8:54 pm | # | Reply

    The real reason for “Original Sin” is so that Religion has something to hold over everyone’s head. “No matter how good you behave, everyone is born with sin, and the only way to get rid of it is to join Religion. So join Religion or end up in Hell.” It’s a control mechanism to prey on the gullible.

  13. Amniote
    Amniote
    December 27, 2019, 5:20 pm | # | Reply

    Mangonels are rather weak, and not good at piercing walls.

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