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Troubled Truant Tracker

Troubled Truant Tracker

by Adam on December 9, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. andy
    andy
    December 9, 2011, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    YES! I have spent the last 30 min hitting the refresh button my browser waiting on this 😀

  2. FancyPants
    FancyPants
    December 9, 2011, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    He had me at peanut brittle.

  3. Heidi
    Heidi
    December 9, 2011, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    I love the trees in panel three!

  4. EpicBugBeard
    EpicBugBeard
    December 9, 2011, 12:51 am | # | Reply

    Love that beard. So much. I bet he hides his magnifying glass in there because apparently that’s the only tool you need to investigate.

  5. Jeff
    Jeff
    December 9, 2011, 1:36 am | # | Reply

    Oh my gosh! Just when I think I can’t love this comic any more than I already do! I played marbles as a kid (and no, I’m not 100 years old, just barely a li’l over 1/2 that, you whippersnappers!). I love how the truant officer is hiding behind the bush shouting out instructions about how to lure a kid with two, count ’em…TWO fancy benningtons! Lordy, how this comic makes me laugh!
    And yes…you had me at peanut brittle. The one thing I can NOT stop eating until it’s all gone!
    Man, I LOVE this comic strip! Gee, whillikers!

    • formerly dead
      formerly dead
      December 9, 2011, 7:37 am | # | Reply

      Man. Now I feel bad cause I skipped school today, AND my name is brian.

  6. williamkattwilliams
    williamkattwilliams
    December 9, 2011, 2:05 am | # | Reply

    Don’t give coach Sandusky any ideas.

    Gotta love McNabbem bug
    michelesworld.net/dmm2/lulu/names/mcnabbem.jpg
    and the floating candy in panel 2
    but the ah-haaaaaaww should be a BAW!

    • Jeff
      Jeff
      December 9, 2011, 1:27 pm | # | Reply

      McNabbem Bug! Awesome name! I can’t believe how many don’t know what truancy is. It’s a sad, sorry world we live in when kids don’t skip school to go fishin’ or to “ye olde candy shoppe”, but rather stay home and sleep/play video games. Kids today ARE deprived (see comment below by Rhea). My parents had NO idea where I was until suppertime, when we all sat around the table and … gasp … talked! No tv, no eating in our rooms, nosirree bob! We (all 7 of us kids) sat around the table for every dinner/supper meal. Also, usually for breakfasts.

  7. ECKY
    ECKY
    December 9, 2011, 2:58 am | # | Reply

    I had to search for “truancy” to get it.
    I don’t know where kids these days go when they skip school. They can’t be found even at the arcades.

    • ninelen
      ninelen
      December 9, 2011, 3:14 am | # | Reply

      I think nowadays everyone just goes home, where they can nap for 4 hours and then play Skyrim on the Xbox.

    • J-J
      J-J
      December 9, 2011, 8:27 am | # | Reply

      I also had to see what truancy means 😛

      Keep up the English lessons, Adam! : D

    • Jenny
      Jenny
      December 11, 2011, 5:10 am | # | Reply

      When I was in high school, sometimes you’d see kids just walking around school grounds. I swear. But still, there’s no way that accounts for ALL of them…

  8. ninelen
    ninelen
    December 9, 2011, 3:12 am | # | Reply

    I, for one, am not a peanut brittle fan. It cuts my mouth (much like Captain Crunch), and after it’s chewed up it turns into an adhesive that essentially wires my jaw closed for ten minutes.

    The rapid decline from triumph to disappointment seems an awful lot like the feeling I get in every math course I’ve ever taken. I think that I understand the chapter…and then I get the test on it.

    On a separate note, if the truancy officer had a staff, I’m pretty sure he would turn into Gandalf. Maybe he’s using Brian’s absence as an excuse to find Frodo. :O

    • ninelen
      ninelen
      December 9, 2011, 3:12 am | # | Reply

      I should mention that the “rapid decline” comment is referring to panel 3, not the peanut brittle.

  9. Jim Anderson
    Jim Anderson
    December 9, 2011, 7:11 am | # | Reply

    Bennington! I learned something today. Now I need to get a cat or fish or something so’s I can name it that.

  10. chzbrgrmachne
    chzbrgrmachne
    December 9, 2011, 7:34 am | # | Reply

    truancy officer…. or just Chester the Molester???

  11. tallAKchick
    tallAKchick
    December 9, 2011, 8:43 am | # | Reply

    This is absolutely perfect! The way your mind works is amazing, I want to take you out and feed you alcohol and talk about random nonsense.

  12. Orphanelf
    Orphanelf
    December 9, 2011, 9:27 am | # | Reply

    This is one of the rare times I was overcome with uncontrollable laughter in the first panel.

    Bravo, sir.

  13. Rhea
    Rhea
    December 9, 2011, 11:47 am | # | Reply

    Now I’m sad for the reminder that kids don’t hang out in old-time candy stores or at fishing holes or play marbles any more. When I was a kid I’d disappear on my bike for hours and my parents had no clue where I was. Kids today are deprived.

  14. Lynne
    Lynne
    December 9, 2011, 12:47 pm | # | Reply

    How do I love this strip? Let me count the ways….

  15. Fiaro
    Fiaro
    December 9, 2011, 2:18 pm | # | Reply

    AH-HAAAaaaww…
    rofl

  16. Clownwithoutmakeup
    Clownwithoutmakeup
    December 9, 2011, 2:56 pm | # | Reply

    i am surprised this has less FB likes than average, it is one of your best

  17. Wolfmane
    Wolfmane
    December 9, 2011, 3:17 pm | # | Reply

    Do they even have truancy officers anymore?

    Either way, this is great!

  18. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    December 9, 2011, 5:07 pm | # | Reply

    fancy benningtons is enough incentive for me to come over and play marbles XD

  19. Sea Sick
    Sea Sick
    December 9, 2011, 7:50 pm | # | Reply

    the old grey mare just ain’t what she used to be….

  20. -PookeyG-
    -PookeyG-
    December 10, 2011, 9:29 pm | # | Reply

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Panel 3 is my favorite.

  21. NonAnonymous
    NonAnonymous
    December 10, 2011, 11:34 pm | # | Reply

    I love the “ah-HAAAaaaawwww….” in the third panel! He sounds so disappointed!

  22. andy
    andy
    December 11, 2011, 2:16 pm | # | Reply

    Am I the only one who sees the Huckleberry Finn reference? Is that even that kids name? Huck Finn? there were 2 of them right? Tom Sawyer? Of is that just a Rush song? Hell yeah, Fly by night. What was I talking about?

  23. My 432
    My 432
    December 11, 2011, 3:42 pm | # | Reply

    Check their WOW. accounts

  24. Patmaheiny
    Patmaheiny
    February 2, 2012, 2:20 pm | # | Reply

    This literally made me snort.

  25. Enlong
    Enlong
    July 21, 2012, 9:12 am | # | Reply

    It turns out Brian was in the bathroom.

  26. I am the noob
    I am the noob
    May 17, 2016, 7:59 pm | # | Reply

    is a fancy bennington a really good marble or something?

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