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Up a Geek Without a Paddle

Up a Geek Without a Paddle

by Adam Huber on June 10, 2020 at 6:56 am
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  1. Wingspin
    Wingspin
    June 10, 2020, 8:11 am | # | Reply

    My philosophy is: Better to stay off the paddle board and let everyone think you’re a doofus than to get on one and have them know for sure! 😀

  2. DTIBA
    DTIBA
    June 10, 2020, 1:53 pm | # | Reply

    Like you, I thought [x]boarding looked easy and discovered that it wasn’t by crashing. In my case, it was snowboarding. The good news is that I was able to save my holiday by trading out the rented board for a pair of skis. The bad news is that I don’t think that paddleboarding will afford you the same luxury.

  3. Suomynona
    Suomynona
    June 10, 2020, 1:55 pm | # | Reply

    Adam, do us a favour and post a strip in the aftermath lettimg us know how easy it was (or wasn’t, if the case may be) and how much you enjoyed it (even if the enjoyment is a zero value)

  4. Carcharocles
    Carcharocles
    June 10, 2020, 7:28 pm | # | Reply

    To be fair, if the lake is connected to the ocean via a river, there’s a chance it’s got bull sharks in it. So the metaphor may not be completely lost. You don’t even need to be close to the ocean: a few years ago, they caught a bull shark in the Missouri River.

  5. BugFanNo1Million
    BugFanNo1Million
    June 10, 2020, 10:49 pm | # | Reply

    The odds of dying in a hydrangea-related incident are small, but never zero.

  6. Robert
    Robert
    June 11, 2020, 8:02 pm | # | Reply

    This strip should have been posted before Monday’s strip! That way you could tell us the doctor’s opinion of you having a paddleboard up your backside!!! At least, that’s what I believe would happen to me, best case scenario!

  7. BUG GUY I MAKE SCANNERS FOR BUGS PLEASE LOOK AT MY KICKSTARTER THANKS I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING YOU FOR 6 YEARS
    BUG GUY I MAKE SCANNERS FOR BUGS PLEASE LOOK AT MY KICKSTARTER THANKS I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING YOU FOR 6 YEARS
    June 12, 2020, 9:38 pm | # | Reply

    Sharks *are* like hedges of the sea. I feel like you have exposed a universal untold truth.

  8. waynesmyname
    waynesmyname
    June 12, 2020, 9:41 pm | # | Reply

    You’ve got this rhythm, you know? You say something straight. You bend it a little bit. By the third panel you’ve done a total 180 at what we thought the comic was going to be about, and by the fourth panel it somehow gets pointed back in the right direction.

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