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Wardrobe Malfunction

Wardrobe Malfunction

by Adam on October 31, 2012 at 12:00 am
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  1. Jep
    Jep
    October 31, 2012, 1:55 am | # | Reply

    I think the strangest ‘sexy’ costume I’ve ever seen is a sexy Dr. Manhattan. I can’t see how a girl can be sexy dressed as a blue bald man.

    • khade
      khade
      October 31, 2012, 2:08 am | # | Reply

      A NAKED blue bald man, at that.

      • Jeremy T
        Jeremy T
        October 31, 2012, 11:10 am | # | Reply

        And suddenly, I’m intrigued again

        • Mahnarch
          Mahnarch
          November 5, 2012, 11:10 pm | # | Reply

          I just happened to be walking by…

          Tell me more.

    • Col Klink
      Col Klink
      April 5, 2013, 10:06 pm | # | Reply

      How about the naked blue bald woman in Farscape? That was somethin else.

      Well…any of the babes in Farscape. Mmm.

  2. MortalAnonymous
    MortalAnonymous
    October 31, 2012, 3:21 am | # | Reply

    Personally, I think those “sexy” costumes are a cheap way to be lazy and slutty at the same time. Give me a creative and interesting costume: much more likely to peak my interest (though that “sexy potato” might be worth at least a laugh XD).

    • TinoKP
      TinoKP
      October 31, 2012, 1:54 pm | # | Reply

      pique*

      I agree. I think Halloween costumes are totally sexist. (although, majority of girls dress slutty for Halloween, so I guess it’s a good market)

      There’s a really funny blog I saw that compares men’s versions of costumes to their female counterparts, I can’t remember what it’s called though.

      • MortalAnonymous
        MortalAnonymous
        November 2, 2012, 11:27 pm | # | Reply

        Whoops. I knew that. Stupid typos.

        The costumes aren’t sexist; the girls who continually want them are. The costumes sell because for some reason girls, little and large, want to be unimaginative cheap sluts on Halloween. Sounds like an amusing blog, though.

  3. Mastercodex
    Mastercodex
    October 31, 2012, 5:21 am | # | Reply

    Well, you talking about sexy potatoes keeps making me think of Rincewind from Discworld. He really likes potatoes

    • Squiggles
      Squiggles
      December 2, 2012, 12:09 pm | # | Reply

      *like*
      I want a Rincewind bug…

  4. Xenopoulos Jones
    Xenopoulos Jones
    October 31, 2012, 7:29 am | # | Reply

    …
    …
    …
    …POTATO.
    Keep up the great work, adam!

  5. Leshka
    Leshka
    October 31, 2012, 9:01 am | # | Reply

    Your last panels lately are fantastic! Of course, the only real sexy potato is french fries.

    This year I decided to go the easy route. Forget “sexy [whatever]”. I’m going as Magenta from Rocky Horror. She’s already sexy. Well…”sexy”.

    • Laura
      Laura
      October 31, 2012, 12:39 pm | # | Reply

      *like* 😀 Love that movie!

  6. Matt
    Matt
    October 31, 2012, 10:09 am | # | Reply

    You laugh, but there is really a Sexy Hamburger Costume: http://www.yandy.com/Sexy-Hamburger-Costume.php

  7. Matt
    Matt
    October 31, 2012, 10:11 am | # | Reply

    Holy Smokes! A real Sexy Potato Costume! http://www.yandy.com/Mrs.-Potato-Head-Costume.php

  8. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    October 31, 2012, 10:13 am | # | Reply

    That’s a mighty fine sack of potatoes ya’ got there, ma’am.

    My tuber’s at attention.

  9. Lair of Rockwhales
    Lair of Rockwhales
    October 31, 2012, 12:05 pm | # | Reply

    Oh no… I’ve read the entire archives now! I guess it’s just one per day from now on… 🙁

    • Jeff
      Jeff
      October 31, 2012, 12:36 pm | # | Reply

      We’ve all been there Lair of Rockwhales. We feel your pain.

  10. Rhea
    Rhea
    October 31, 2012, 2:20 pm | # | Reply

    Used to work in a small place that had dress-up days. For Thanksgiving we had a pilgrim and an Indian, and I was supposed to be a turkey. Being vegetarian, I went as Mashed Potatoes. Can’t say it was sexy. Looked better as the Christmas Tree, but I had to keep unplugging and replugging myself when I moved to a different work station.

  11. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    October 31, 2012, 8:32 pm | # | Reply

    i usually just buy a scary mask and roll with a warm jacket, scare kids, get candy with the homies and then come home

  12. Joreal
    Joreal
    October 31, 2012, 10:59 pm | # | Reply

    …I’ve got it.

    One nurse stays the same; take a habit, throw it over nurse #2, instant Sexy Nunrse; grab some fake blood, throw it on nurse #3, rip her clothes, cake some dirt on her, instant Sexy Zombie Nurse.

  13. EdCasey143@gmail.com
    EdCasey143@gmail.com
    December 21, 2012, 2:37 pm | # | Reply

    Two words: Slutty Pumpkin.

  14. Fannonymous
    Fannonymous
    February 27, 2013, 12:54 am | # | Reply

    Why can’t they just run around as slutty nudists?

  15. Izzie
    Izzie
    June 9, 2013, 9:00 pm | # | Reply

    That’s why I would go as a murloc or Link or something…

  16. ...because a name is too mainstream
    ...because a name is too mainstream
    November 12, 2013, 7:37 am | # | Reply

    This reminds me. The banana song is too over-rated.
    Its the potato that really deserves a song named after it. Everybody loves potatoes! (“Po-po-po po-po-ta-to…”)

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