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We Are Not Amused

We Are Not Amused

by Adam on July 26, 2013 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. That Sick Bastard Around The Corner Store
    That Sick Bastard Around The Corner Store
    July 26, 2013, 12:02 am | # | Reply

    that’s exactly how i feel about making fanfiction and drawing about people going to a bar.

  2. Kiwi
    Kiwi
    July 26, 2013, 1:31 am | # | Reply

    Note to self: Check next Thursday’s comic for a butt joke (and possibly a metaphorical tuna casserole).

  3. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    July 26, 2013, 3:21 am | # | Reply

    Tuna casserole is just a METAPHOR for love? Wut?

  4. Gadzinisko
    Gadzinisko
    July 26, 2013, 4:01 am | # | Reply

    My writing muse says to me things like “You have written enought for today, let’s watch some cats on the Internet”
    And I can’t get her to walk around me in skimpy close to boost up my inspiration 🙁

    • AlixeTiir
      AlixeTiir
      July 26, 2013, 9:27 am | # | Reply

      THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT MINE DOES.

      Did we hire from the same service or something?!

  5. Thomas
    Thomas
    July 26, 2013, 6:38 am | # | Reply

    What the hell are you talking about, bring on fart week!

  6. James Anderson
    James Anderson
    July 26, 2013, 8:20 am | # | Reply

    So Phyllis Diller is your muse too!

    • Rhea
      Rhea
      July 26, 2013, 12:41 pm | # | Reply

      I wish.

      • Rhea
        Rhea
        July 26, 2013, 12:42 pm | # | Reply

        Or Dorothy Parker.

  7. Leslee Ann Beldotti
    Leslee Ann Beldotti
    July 26, 2013, 9:30 am | # | Reply

    Why are muses always depicted as FEMALE?

    Would a MALE muse inspire me to write epic fart poetry?

    • BugFanNo1Million
      BugFanNo1Million
      July 26, 2013, 1:12 pm | # | Reply

      Huh, I pictured the cartoonist muse as The Dude.

      • Adam
        Adam
        July 26, 2013, 1:55 pm | # | Reply

        Something like this?

        The Dude Bug

        • Satherian
          Satherian
          July 26, 2013, 3:00 pm | # | Reply

          That’s awesome.

        • Jeff Clough
          Jeff Clough
          July 26, 2013, 3:28 pm | # | Reply

          Dude bug is epically awesome.

        • J-L
          J-L
          July 26, 2013, 3:31 pm | # | Reply

          That’s Sir Richard Branson bug!

          Either that, or Zaphod Beeblebrox bug, but missing two arms and a head.

        • BugFanNo1Million
          BugFanNo1Million
          July 27, 2013, 12:50 am | # | Reply

          I am speechless

    • Mortal Anonymous
      Mortal Anonymous
      July 26, 2013, 10:29 pm | # | Reply

      My Muse is a dumpy little balding man with wings and a cigar who whomps me with the Frying Pan of Inspiration when he decides he cares.

    • A.
      A.
      November 9, 2014, 12:13 am | # | Reply

      Because the mythological muses were all female?

  8. Deirdre
    Deirdre
    July 26, 2013, 9:40 am | # | Reply

    I’m a writer and my muse closely resembles a zombie. She’s starting to get a bit ripe, too.

  9. Doomboy911
    Doomboy911
    July 26, 2013, 9:53 am | # | Reply

    My muse shows up from time to time. Although I’m usually writing in between that time though. She usually give me a kick telling me that I’ve got this than after a couple or paragraphs or pages if she’s kind she tells me to rest.

  10. ohplease
    ohplease
    July 26, 2013, 10:18 am | # | Reply

    My muse isn’t very reliable she might be too much of a hippie

  11. B.the.Biologist
    B.the.Biologist
    July 26, 2013, 1:54 pm | # | Reply

    Muse abuse…

    I amused to it.

  12. J-L
    J-L
    July 26, 2013, 3:29 pm | # | Reply

    Why is the bug in the second panel tickling a shoe?

    Wait, wait… he’s just using one of those ancient push-button telephones.

    My mistake. 😉

    • Rena
      Rena
      July 26, 2013, 4:20 pm | # | Reply

      Looks like a typewriter.

      • Rat
        Rat
        July 26, 2013, 7:58 pm | # | Reply

        I feel so old now.

      • J-L
        J-L
        July 29, 2013, 10:12 am | # | Reply

        A type…what?

        Oh, wait, is that one of those computers without a monitor? 😉

        • Myles
          Myles
          July 30, 2013, 12:52 am | # | Reply

          Nope, that’s a teleprinter. You type on the keyboard, the (usually remote) computer responds on the dot matrix printer integrated with the keyboard. From before the time when monochrome monitors were common or cheap. And yes, I’m old enough to have used one (although, admittedly, as a student). Still feeling old, Rat?

  13. IMZed
    IMZed
    July 27, 2013, 5:40 am | # | Reply

    I think it’s an Underwood typewriter.

    My muse got stoned and wondered off somewhere back in the 70s.

  14. terriarainminecrafter
    terriarainminecrafter
    July 28, 2013, 6:30 pm | # | Reply

    here is a thought….. just a quick button to add to the website itself.
    like button? that way you know which kinds of jokes are liked the best?

    mabye im blind or something.
    and I mean the website ITSELF

  15. Grantwhy
    Grantwhy
    July 31, 2013, 1:00 am | # | Reply

    there are worse muses to have

    (NSFW) http://oglaf.com/blank-page/

  16. Seeen
    Seeen
    August 7, 2013, 8:57 pm | # | Reply

    Am I the only one who, due to the association of a cartoonist and the word “haggard” in the same sentence, thought of Haggard the Horrible?

  17. Shannon Love
    Shannon Love
    August 8, 2013, 12:46 am | # | Reply

    My muse comes home from work, drops her backpack cum purse, kissing me sweetly and says, “how was your day?”

    And the words and code just flow.

  18. Izzie
    Izzie
    May 2, 2014, 9:14 pm | # | Reply

    Aww, other writers HAVE a muse? My muse is dead, I think. I try to write a book, but nothing comes out! It just dies before chapter one is complete!

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