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What I Hike About You

What I Hike About You

by Adam on October 27, 2014 at 12:00 am
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  1. BugFanNo1Million
    BugFanNo1Million
    October 27, 2014, 12:32 am | # | Reply

    “Now put the lotion on your skin.”

    • Daniel
      Daniel
      October 27, 2014, 1:25 am | # | Reply

      I laughed more than I should have…

    • Deen
      Deen
      October 27, 2014, 8:53 am | # | Reply

      Love! This made me laugh, then thought of the “Joe Dirt” version, which made me laugh more. Twisted, but funny!

  2. AckAckAck
    AckAckAck
    October 27, 2014, 2:25 am | # | Reply

    Don’t forget “Romantic walk on the beach” cliche. What are they? Mermaids?

    • SoWhy
      SoWhy
      October 27, 2014, 4:00 am | # | Reply

      Mermaids can walk?! What else did TV lie to me about? Oo

  3. MatM.
    MatM.
    October 27, 2014, 2:40 am | # | Reply

    Odd. My bicycle route goes a little out of town. Women I see on that route tend to cluster around the nearest tourist attraction, malls, bars, parks or other decidedly urban areas. More than 500m away there are mostly men and most of the women among them tend to be either on the older or no longer single side.

    The whole “love hiking” thing is probably just a ruse to find a man.

  4. Jimbelaya
    Jimbelaya
    October 27, 2014, 4:39 am | # | Reply

    I’ve heard/read that this phenomenon is actually due in part to some women wanting to appear “sporty” in order to appeal to a typical/average male. (*bitter laugh from us unathletic males*)

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      October 27, 2014, 5:20 am | # | Reply

      Muah ha ha ha!!

      It’s also funny when, during those first few dates, both people try to pretend to fulfill those activities before just giving up and becoming couch potatoes.

  5. Tomixcomics
    Tomixcomics
    October 27, 2014, 6:20 am | # | Reply

    This is hilarious.
    It could have just as well ended on the second panel and I still would have thought it was a hilarious comic. XD

    But… yeah, “Dating ditch”, LOL.

  6. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    October 27, 2014, 6:52 am | # | Reply

    For some reason, the airplane in the background of panel 3 cracked me up. I have no idea why…

    • Random
      Random
      October 27, 2014, 8:59 am | # | Reply

      Just add the sound of a plane taking off and you’ll have the typical movie scene 🙂

  7. Gina C.
    Gina C.
    October 27, 2014, 8:32 am | # | Reply

    Is that Bug looking at the ladies from the tree in Panel 2?

    • ShortWave713
      ShortWave713
      October 27, 2014, 9:54 am | # | Reply

      Aaah.
      The infamous ‘Peeping Bug’.

    • Adam
      Adam
      October 27, 2014, 12:16 pm | # | Reply

      It’s another girl bug.

  8. gsekse
    gsekse
    October 27, 2014, 9:26 am | # | Reply

    “Love to go Hiking” translates into “Love to go shopping with your money”

    • Kai
      Kai
      October 28, 2014, 3:35 am | # | Reply

      Is there a dedicated translation for “love to go shopping with your money”? Doesn’t simply everything translate to that?

  9. Hopalong Ginsberg
    Hopalong Ginsberg
    October 27, 2014, 3:18 pm | # | Reply

    Rush Limbaugh (yes, that Rush Limbaugh) once offered the following tip for meeting women:

    1. Read a women’s magazine that tells women where to meet men.
    2. Find out where you’re supposed to be.
    3. Go there.

    I never had the guts to try it.

  10. Rin
    Rin
    October 27, 2014, 6:56 pm | # | Reply

    If girls love to go hiking then boys LOVE working out.

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