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What Would Jesus Do?

What Would Jesus Do?

by Adam Huber on December 15, 2020 at 11:36 am
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  1. Bruno
    Bruno
    December 15, 2020, 12:54 pm | # | Reply

    My best guess is that he pointed at a spot behind the audience and said “look there, a bird!”

  2. tudza
    tudza
    December 16, 2020, 2:19 am | # | Reply

    I think he’d whip the guy from the temple like a money lender. Cast him into a bunch of pigs? Invite him to the last supper and tell him it was a costume party?

  3. Tesset
    Tesset
    December 16, 2020, 12:36 pm | # | Reply

    Time travel story where a guy goes back in time to steal all the credit for Jesus’s miracles like this, but he ends up having to make the miracles happen in the first place using his future tech, and it turns out Jesus was the credit thief.

    • Suomynona
      Suomynona
      December 18, 2020, 9:41 pm | # | Reply

      Given what that got him in the short-term, I think it’d be more likely that the people of the time mistakenly credit Jesus with the achievements, and Jesus is too timid to correct them; the time-traveller tries to object until he learns what the people want to do to “miracle”-workers, and the ressurection is just him trying to amend for inflicting the suffering on an innocent.

      • DTIBA
        DTIBA
        December 19, 2020, 1:31 pm | # | Reply

        Hmm… {scribble}

  4. dhusk
    dhusk
    December 18, 2020, 1:50 pm | # | Reply

    How do we know Jesus wasn’t the guy taking all the credit for someone else?

  5. Eric
    Eric
    December 31, 2020, 7:40 pm | # | Reply

    The miracle of the loaves and the fishes? Jesus invented mayonnaise.

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