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Whenever…

Whenever…

by Adam on July 6, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Anii
    Anii
    July 5, 2010, 6:19 pm | # | Reply

    xD driiiift!

  2. Winters378
    Winters378
    July 5, 2010, 7:07 pm | # | Reply

    Make sure to make a pit stop in the RC aisle, too. // LEGO City + RC earth mover = fun cleaning 😛

  3. cybergeek
    cybergeek
    July 5, 2010, 7:26 pm | # | Reply

    Does everyone in a green convertible with the roof down look like Yoshi to you, too? 'Cos man, that freaked me the hell out the first time it happened….

  4. The Dukenator
    The Dukenator
    July 5, 2010, 7:50 pm | # | Reply

    4th panel:

    Boy bug: Honey watch this.

    Girl bug: I'm watching. I'm even watching the cops behind you.

    Boy bug: Oh crap! I'll pull over and let you out.

    Girl bug: ok. What are you gonna do? Outrun them?

    Boy bug: I'm gonna try.

    *Boy bug is chased by bug cops a la Dukes of Hazzard*

    • Blindy
      Blindy
      July 5, 2010, 8:49 pm | # | Reply

      Why are user-suggested continuations/replacements never funny?..

      • ⬡
        ⬡
        July 6, 2010, 4:01 am | # | Reply

        Everyone thinks they're funny. Most are wrong.

        • The Dukenator
          The Dukenator
          July 6, 2010, 6:39 am | # | Reply

          Maybe its due to boredom.

    • Thespian
      Thespian
      July 7, 2010, 12:26 am | # | Reply

      I hope they allow victory laps through the lightsaber shelf.

  5. Captain Scratchy
    Captain Scratchy
    July 5, 2010, 8:24 pm | # | Reply

    I need to work on my Ed Harris Technique by re-watching "The Abyss," but every time I watch it I find myself involuntarily holding my breath for long stretches.

  6. The Dukenator
    The Dukenator
    July 5, 2010, 8:57 pm | # | Reply

    Speaking of video games, I would attempt to imitate Duke Nukem kicking with his mighty boot. Strange enough, my shoes kinda look similar to his mighty boot.

  7. Esbat
    Esbat
    July 5, 2010, 9:28 pm | # | Reply

    Oh god, I thought I was the only one who did Panel 2. I could never drink enough kool-aid or afford enough cereal, or stamps, to enter those contests.

  8. Spencey
    Spencey
    July 6, 2010, 12:25 am | # | Reply

    Very very funny stuff. After a marathon Mariokart session last night I banana-peeled several cars on my journey to work this morning!

  9. Janine Lazur
    Janine Lazur
    July 6, 2010, 1:13 am | # | Reply

    Just a quick shout out. I added Bug RSS to my Google Reader a few months ago and want to congratulate you on providing consistently fun stuff. The bug character is remarkably expressive — well drawn! (and of course, well written). Thanks for all the posts!

  10. Goeber
    Goeber
    July 6, 2010, 1:41 am | # | Reply

    Liked listening to your interview.

    http://idisk.mac.com/tom_racine/Public/TTR_93_Ada…

  11. Andrechi
    Andrechi
    July 6, 2010, 2:25 am | # | Reply

    "I'm the best!" Hahaha! Toad is Awesome!

    This is by far my favorite comic! 🙂

  12. Jep
    Jep
    July 6, 2010, 3:43 am | # | Reply

    Stupid green shells!

    Too bad the new Mario Kart games suck.

  13. Mandy
    Mandy
    July 6, 2010, 4:01 am | # | Reply

    Panel 2 reminds me of this show that used to be on tv called "Supermarket Sweep", and at the end they would have to run through the store and get as much stuff as they could to total the most money. They would get specific things, running around to different parts of the store rather than just running down the aisles pushing stuff in the cart as they went. I understand that $30 Pampers are great, but toss some dish soap or cleaner in the cart as you're running by it!!

    • Adam
      Adam
      July 6, 2010, 4:22 pm | # | Reply

      Oh man, I think I remember that show!

  14. Eric Canillas
    Eric Canillas
    July 6, 2010, 5:45 am | # | Reply

    I laughed pretty hard at the last line .

    But I laughed even harder after I did a Google search and listened to a clip of it.

    • Adam
      Adam
      July 6, 2010, 4:19 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah, Toad was my driver of choice for Mario Kart 64. My friends got real sick of hearing that when I won a race.

    • Jep
      Jep
      July 23, 2010, 9:50 am | # | Reply

      I was either always Yoshi or that pimp Wario.

  15. ThaAlphacroc
    ThaAlphacroc
    July 6, 2010, 7:56 am | # | Reply

    lmao the last panel is super bad ass 😀

  16. Jamwes
    Jamwes
    July 6, 2010, 8:36 am | # | Reply

    I always play PacMan while driving. The dotted lines are the pellets and the other cars are the ghosts.

  17. macro55
    macro55
    July 6, 2010, 9:13 am | # | Reply

    hahahaha great comic!

  18. Crow
    Crow
    July 6, 2010, 9:34 am | # | Reply

    Cool. I discover a bug comic on the day my bug comic posts.

  19. Peska
    Peska
    July 6, 2010, 10:54 am | # | Reply

    Toys "R" Us does NOT appreciate it when you fill a cart and race to the check out counter as a practice run…sigh.

  20. Raquel
    Raquel
    July 6, 2010, 2:56 pm | # | Reply

    lol! Yay Legos!!!

  21. Kevin
    Kevin
    July 7, 2010, 5:14 pm | # | Reply

    The fourth panel is totally me, whenever I play Gran Turismo I drive faster and more professional in real life.

  22. Dolfyn
    Dolfyn
    July 29, 2010, 12:19 pm | # | Reply

    As someone who LOVED The Abyss as a kid (probably watched it like other kids watch their favorite movie over and over again), this comic thoroughly made me laugh hard.

  23. Bugingforbug
    Bugingforbug
    January 27, 2011, 10:58 am | # | Reply

    as soon as i finished i couldnt stop grinning with laughter so i couldnt read the comments for half a minute

  24. Echofon
    Echofon
    January 28, 2011, 12:50 pm | # | Reply

    Did that "I'm the best!" happen to come from Toad in Mario Kart 64?

  25. Joreal
    Joreal
    May 5, 2011, 11:06 pm | # | Reply

    Remember, if you ever do win the 5 min. shopping spree, let them know to keep the cases open and to clear the store of any pedestrians. I know I’d be mowing people down with my cart on the way to the Battletech stuff.

  26. TB Tabby
    TB Tabby
    August 10, 2011, 11:31 am | # | Reply

    This reminds me: I once read in a video game magazine about a scientific study that found kids who played racing games, performed better on their driver’s tests. Apparently the more realistic ones like Gran Turismo give them a rough idea of how to handle a car, so they took to real cars more easily.

  27. MortalAnonymous
    MortalAnonymous
    May 3, 2012, 1:30 pm | # | Reply

    Thinking about Pole Position actually helps me drive better. “Light touches…light touches…”

  28. Korbl
    Korbl
    November 18, 2012, 3:01 am | # | Reply

    At my local Toys R Us, the video games and Lego aisles are basically right next to each other, with nerf in between.

  29. bakeca savona
    bakeca savona
    May 30, 2013, 2:31 am | # | Reply

    nice

  30. enchantedbrick
    enchantedbrick
    July 18, 2014, 12:37 pm | # | Reply

    LEGO LEGO LEGO! Actually, Toys R Us rips you off. If you have a LEGO store near you they charge actual MSRP instead of inflated prices. Seriously, Target and Walmart are better for LEGO and other toys than Rip off’s R Us.

    If you all are really into LEGO please check out what adult fans of LEGO can really do.
    Please, visit our website http://cactusbrick.com/

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