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WidowMakeover

WidowMakeover

by Adam on May 25, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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Discussion (23) ¬

  1. Kiwi
    Kiwi
    May 25, 2012, 1:14 am | # | Reply

    Damn it – now I almost want to go to a funeral so I can try that pickup line.

  2. ⬡
    ⬡
    May 25, 2012, 1:23 am | # | Reply

    A wang to cry on, lol! That sounds like something Philip J Fry would say.

  3. Daoloth
    Daoloth
    May 25, 2012, 2:05 am | # | Reply

    “If you ever need a wang to cry on” deserves to be on a T shirt

    • SRSteue
      SRSteue
      May 25, 2012, 2:53 am | # | Reply

      I second that motion.

    • Margaret
      Margaret
      May 25, 2012, 3:29 am | # | Reply

      Here here!

    • Luke
      Luke
      May 25, 2012, 5:08 am | # | Reply

      Yes!

    • majdan
      majdan
      May 25, 2012, 7:48 am | # | Reply

      I would buy that t-shirt! 🙂

    • MrSnow
      MrSnow
      July 18, 2012, 12:44 pm | # | Reply

      there need to be 3x sizes please

  4. ECKY
    ECKY
    May 25, 2012, 3:57 am | # | Reply

    I believe it’s the first time Mrs. Bug is the main character.
    Thanks for the pick-up line. I’ll try it next time I crash a funeral.

  5. Boomer
    Boomer
    May 25, 2012, 8:02 am | # | Reply

    A geek bug would say “Wang 2200”.

  6. karine1976
    karine1976
    May 25, 2012, 8:56 am | # | Reply

    “A wang to cry on”? So much wrong with that phrase LOL.

  7. discordian75
    discordian75
    May 25, 2012, 9:14 am | # | Reply

    wang to cry on was subliminal for me — I read shoulder to cry on and realized that wasn’t funny enough… so I read it more carefully, then LOL’d

  8. RHexBaby
    RHexBaby
    May 25, 2012, 10:55 am | # | Reply

    That last panel is WOW XD!!

  9. Rhea
    Rhea
    May 25, 2012, 11:11 am | # | Reply

    I believe there’s an actual old tombstone somewhere that ends, “His widow resides at _____ and is willing to be comforted.” If there isn’t, there should be.

  10. Rhea
    Rhea
    May 25, 2012, 11:12 am | # | Reply

    Why does it look like she’s buying the veil at Home Depot?

    • soapyillusion
      soapyillusion
      May 25, 2012, 3:15 pm | # | Reply

      @ rhea that just the salemen bug he the guy that adam usually uses wen he needs a salesmen or shop keeper or cashier w/e.

    • MrSnow
      MrSnow
      July 18, 2012, 12:45 pm | # | Reply

      because they have competitive prices

  11. SymbolAmpersand
    SymbolAmpersand
    May 25, 2012, 11:29 pm | # | Reply

    “Mourn-block” XD

  12. Hugin
    Hugin
    May 26, 2012, 3:56 pm | # | Reply

    Twice this week I’ve come to this site and one of the ads auto-played music. Please get rid of that.

    • Adam
      Adam
      May 27, 2012, 10:20 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah, sorry about that. I heard them too. I’ll see about getting those removed.

  13. Echo
    Echo
    May 27, 2012, 9:56 am | # | Reply

    About 5 Hollywood Agents and Producers just crapped their pants. I guess this Fall we can look forward to spin offs like “Pimp my Casket” “Wake-zilla’s” “So you think you can Mourn” “America’s Next Top Model 6 feet Under” … allright, that last one was a stretch. I haven’t had coffe yet. Leave me alone.

    • Echo
      Echo
      May 27, 2012, 9:58 am | # | Reply

      All Co-hosted by “Joey” from friends and Dean Cain, cuz I mean come on, it’s not like they’re really doin anything.

  14. VaguelyCreepy
    VaguelyCreepy
    June 2, 2013, 9:18 pm | # | Reply

    This may sound like odd praise, but I love how, when there’s a need for a corpse, it’s usually *your* character who fills the role. It adds an extra layer of delightfully macabre absurdity.

    I’ll take “Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness” for five hundred please, Alex. (Can you believe both of those words were actually in my phone’s spellcheck?)

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