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You Can’t Polish a Bird

You Can’t Polish a Bird

by Adam Huber on June 2, 2020 at 9:22 pm
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  1. Frances
    Frances
    June 2, 2020, 10:56 pm | # | Reply

    Umbrella? How about a Hazmat suit?

  2. Daniel E
    Daniel E
    June 3, 2020, 3:29 pm | # | Reply

    I am officially adding panel 4 to my life’s to-do list.

  3. Mike Friedman
    Mike Friedman
    June 3, 2020, 4:35 pm | # | Reply

    Good strip but the title is the funniest part.

  4. tudza
    tudza
    June 4, 2020, 2:06 am | # | Reply

    Yeah, RSS feed is working in my reader again. Worked in my other reader so I didn’t miss anything, but now I can go back to just one.

  5. Alpha-Sigma
    Alpha-Sigma
    June 4, 2020, 9:11 am | # | Reply

    Much like Superman ( https://xkcd.com/1792/ ), the ABILITY to poop while you fly doesn’t necessarily indicate a BENEFIT to pooping while you fly. As clothed human(oid)s, both you and Superman would gain nothing but soiled trousers/underpants.

    • DTIBA
      DTIBA
      June 4, 2020, 9:13 am | # | Reply

      “both you and Superman” is not a turn of phrase I expected to see in the comments of a webcomic strip talking about avian bowel movements.

  6. Mazz
    Mazz
    June 24, 2020, 11:08 am | # | Reply

    Birds actually can’t even hold it. I knew someone who had a parrot who would warn you if he had to poop… and you had about 1.5 seconds to act.

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