What’s worse, you’d have pet hair and lint all over your corpse
My guess is, that’s exactly what Mr. Cool is hoping for, so he can’t be held accountable.
Sounds like a job for the Mythbusters: “Can a bullet kill you if it is sucked up by the vacuum cleaner?”
Agreed! You must write them right now and link to Bug!
They kind of did:
Not the same thing.
The mythbusters have done other similar myths: http://mythbustersresults.com/episode85
Short answer, even if the shell were to fire inside the vacuum, it would not be lethal. The bullet must be accelerated by the combustion products through a barrel to reach lethal velocities.
You’ll die as you lived
in the flash of the vacuum,
in a corner, covered by dust bunnies.
There, some rephrased Maiden for ya.
Oh god yes! Bullet Time! xD feel free to take more breaks at any time Adam. They make awesome comics.
Sounds like a good reason not to vacuum. The best defense is a dirty carpet?
My mother always told me it wouldn’t kill me to vaccum my room once in a while.
I prefer Adam’s version.
Somehow I can imagine that’s how Bug would go.
Since I rarely vacuum, I envision stepping on it (like a Lego) and blowing my piggy toes off.
i must a agree popping the chamber is a sweet move
Could be worse. I heard of a guy who got killed by an attack chicken. True Story!
That sucks – or does it blow?
I love that third panel. Improbable but clever.
They pump out empty bullet casings, not the bullets themselves…
Only if they just fired… and then it’d get ejected automatically on most modern guns(hence the ‘semiautomatic’
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