Candy is Dandy, But Liquor is Quicker by Adam | Jun 20, 2014 | 21 comments Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Google+ (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) 21 Comments KJ on June 20, 2014 at 12:36 am Oh Adam you mad genius, this comic really… *sunglasses* cracked me up! Reply Leshka on June 20, 2014 at 9:32 pm YEEEEAAAHHHH!!!!!! OK, I had to – no one else was. I might have actually enjoyed the original movie if it were more like this. Call me crazy, but Johnny Depp would have had this place. Reply MaxOfFewTrades on June 20, 2014 at 1:50 am Are you implying that Willy Wonka’s Factory wasn’t a whimsical crack house? If you can find another explanation for the downright insane things that took place there I am all ears. Kids died in that place man! Reply Kathy on June 20, 2014 at 8:04 am No-one died; in the book and remake they appear at the end alive, albeit changed. Reply micha on June 20, 2014 at 4:43 am Mmmm…. Slurm… Reply Moe on June 20, 2014 at 6:53 am I don’t think there would be that many changes. Part of the factory tour already looks like an acid trip. Reply Cody Hayden on June 20, 2014 at 7:11 am “Not a speck of light is showing So the danger must be growing Are the fires of Hell a-glowing Is the grisly reaper mowing Yes, the danger must be growing For the rowers keep on rowing And they’re certainly not showing Any signs that they are slowing” Literally the most frightening song of my childhood. Hands down! Reply Adam on June 20, 2014 at 9:33 am That freaked me out as a kid too, but it was also my favorite part of the movie. I just love that build-up. Reply euphgeek on June 20, 2014 at 9:30 am Take a drink; And you’ll sink To a state of pure inebriation You’ll be tanked; Like the whole Irish nation! When you drink enough of my beer; You will find this magic rule Make your every joke a jewel; You’ll drive drunker than Oksana Baiul! Go on buds, drink my suds; Till you’ve reached that pure inebriation Though the beer may be free, you’re just renting it from me Reply Adam on June 20, 2014 at 9:35 am I was all set to title this one “Pure Inebriation” until I realized that was from Family Guy. Damn you, Seth! Reply Michael Corley on June 20, 2014 at 9:36 am Oompa Loompa looompadee doo, I’ve got another crack pipe for you! Reply Bjer on June 20, 2014 at 9:56 am Thanks for the nod to Ogden Nash! Not really a poet, but what a master of doggerel! Reply Rai on June 20, 2014 at 10:33 am Sounds like a rave I went to once… Reply LanceThruster on June 20, 2014 at 10:38 am Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. Reply AlixeTiir on June 20, 2014 at 12:59 pm ha. Reply Shannon Love on June 20, 2014 at 1:21 pm You had me at “nap”. Seriously, why do kids need a magical fantasy land? They live in one anyway. Throw’m in the backyard with a stick and five minutes later Smaug is dead. It’s adults that need the break from reality. I’d pay loads to have 30 minutes where I not responsible for anyone or anything. Now that’s fantasy. Reply Rat on June 21, 2014 at 5:16 am Amen. Reply AckAckAck on June 20, 2014 at 5:26 pm I think this is a great idea for a movie. Imagine it starts as a Willy Wonka-Esque story but as the story goes by it the world got worse and worse and then you realize that the story is actually someone’s POV who was high like kite and the drug effect start to wore off. Reply Wyrdone on June 23, 2014 at 7:08 am Is your name Hunter S Thompson? Reply VaguelyCreepy on June 20, 2014 at 5:28 pm “I never thought that I would smoke More weed than I could hope to toke, But nevertheless, it’s really true, Buddy this ain’t no joke! ‘Cause I’ve got a golden Zippo! I’ve got a golden flame to light my bong! And with my golden zippo I sing a alllll daaaaay lonnnnng!” Reply VaguelyCreepy on June 20, 2014 at 5:30 pm Crap. That last line is supposed to be “I light up all day long.” Reply Submit a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.