You know what flower flourishes on douche mulch? Daisies. Strange but true.
I woulda went with Pansies, but solid choice anyway for Pushing Daisies.
Epic Skulduggery pic
Or, you could do that with hipsters. Then you’ll grow flowers so rare, you’ve probably never heard of them xD
I think hipster is a subset of douchebag – but they may well only become suitable fertilizer for hemp and hopps.
I suppose that would be true, but we wont know if we don’t try!
So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper.
He’s just kinda funny-lookin’
H-h-hnice Axe Body Spray slam! That stuff truly does stink to high heaven! Excellent work as always, Adam. Love the comic!
P.S. the “H-h-h” tied into the word “nice” is me laughing as I’m trying to say it. I’m…sorta weird and feel the need to both type things this way, and then ‘splain them to youse.
And you know, you just can’t rely on your friends to help you find a good hiding spot. They’ll rat you out for amusement’s sake
So when Bug kills the Douche Bugs, does he steal the sunglasses for himself?
I figure putting the X’s over his sunglasses would look too busy so I removed them. Also – I wish I thought of “Douchebugs”. That would’ve been a much better title. Well done.
I have a problem with killing douchbags. They always come in groups, but the trunk of my car only has room for one corpse.
Buy a truck
panel 1= LOL
I’m all for this as long as it doesn’t turn the flowers in to douche flowers. Like normal ones suddenly turn orange or developing tribal colour patterns.
And have their petals on backward.
I take offence to this.
These comics need a facebook “like” button!
Love panel 1
90′s Bug isn’t a douchebug!
“I’ve got a little list, they never will be missed.”
Garbled G & S
My thought exactly. There’s a big cell-phone contingent too.
I couldn’t stop laughing over the “credenza” sign! The only thing it’s missing is a load bearing capacity sticker.
Best Scratch & Win ticket EVER!
Alright, I’m a bro who reads webcomics, and at some point they all seem to hate on us. I resent this.
That’s cause to everyone except “bros” you just look like morons and/or assholes (depending on who you ask).
Panel 3 rocks.
Dude! Awesome, one of them is reading and resents this (Broski). Good work on….. attracting a douchebag…. but then he’s here and now we have to deal with him…. I’m torn on my feelings here. And confusion angers me. So now I’m angrily confused. Whole spectrum of emotions here….
^_^ love this
I can help you hide a body…
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