Shanks for the comic. Hahahahahaha!! I feel awful inside now…
First! all better.
At least you took a stab at it.
Oh, good lord. That was fantastically awful.
You, sir, are a cut above the rest.
That certainly is a very knife pun
I’m laughing so hard it’s giving me the SHIVers hehehe…
Your puns just ain’t gonna cut it.
If you shanked someone over the guys iPod you could sing “Shank you for the music”…
Seriously! It’s your fault! You started it! Don’t blame me!
I’m cut that I couldn’t make some of these puns first. You are all very cleaver.
There’s no clear cut winner in this contest.
P.S is the wizard still in prison or has he been let out yet?
It seems like everyone already take a slice of this pun party. I hope I’m not too late to thrust some puns in.
I am ass-rapin’ this comments section!
Glad you’re having fun posting comments, but I’m gonna ask you to ease up on your abrasiveness. Thanks!
Thanks, Adam. That sort of stuff just brings us all down. Totally unnecessary, unfunny & uninspired. Keep crackin’ down on commenters that use that sort of language!!
I think it is unnecessary, but I feel like saying “it brings us all down” is a bit of an exaggeration. I don’t get downed when I see people like thaat on the Internet; I just assume they’re 11 years old and move on.
Oh, I shoulda explained. I meant it brings all of us down in the collective sense of “it dumbs down humanity” in general, in that we, as reasoning, thinking individuals are lowered by the use of vulgar speech.
I think the same thing you just said. 11 year old.
It was knife to know ya!
♫Stabbin’ a guy
Stabbin’ a guy
Hey, look at me
I’m stabbin’ a guy♫
Am I the only one that thought that that made him sound like Sean Connery?
I know what I would say. I would lean in close to his ear and whisper, “Watermelon Surprise.” And he would die extremely confused.
Oh, uh… When knife gives you lemons… S-stab a guy.
I’m not awake enough for puns.
Per Arrested Development ep#1.4
White Power Bill: [Stabbing Gob Bluth] White power!
Gob Bluth: I’m white!
I was thinking about that too! I laughed my ass off at that scene.
Things to say when shanking someone:
“Bet you didn’t see that one coming”
“A gift for you.”
“Hope this doesn’t affect our friendship”
“I hope you get my point”
“Welcome to Thunder Dome B!7@#!!!” (sorry a bit too Dane Cook? *hangs head in shame*)
“Sorry but this is going to STICK with you for some time”
“I made this special just for you…..no seriously it took me like 8 hours to melt and sharpen this toothbrush…..seriously”
In hindsite I might have put a bit too much thought into tough guy prison shanking slogans…. sorry bout that
Shanking would be less tragic if done in pun form. I’m not sure it would be less funny though.
I check bug everyday and every comic is pure gold.
I rarely comment. If I’m right you do all the comics by hand and would just like to say how impressed I am at Adam’s handwritting… it’s awesome. I can only hope he uses the same handwritting for everyday stuff.
On another note: “Shanks to meet you; I had a knife time getting to know you but now it time to say good die.” (that was awful and I feel awful.)
Thanks! Yes, I draw every comic the old fashioned way although sometimes I’ll look out my window and see people frolicking about and throwing Frisbees and wish I would just use a font and save myself an hour of work.
Comic puns – 10 pts.
Comment puns – 3 pts.
Adam is the clear winner here, although we all win for having his comic to read.
P.S. Adam, do you worry that you’ll one day be going to prison? If so, stocking up on shank puns may not be your biggest concern. Just sayin’…:-)
I don’t plan on committing any crimes, but innocent people go to jail all the time. I’m a regular guy of average height and build. I fit like 80% of all suspect descriptions.
Aha, but all of the comment puns combined out-total Adam’s comic!
We’re all winners here.
Regardless of the pun, hopefully nerd bug got the point.
Maybe these puns will make you unpopular in prison, so the guys try to avoid you. That wouldn’t be that bad, since they won’t to… you know… get you blade under the shower. But if they still try, you should raze for your life!
(Gaaaah, sorry… I’m way better with German puns… >.>)
*they won’t try to…
puns wen doing prison shanking sounds like a new fad for inmates, and todays strip reminds me of all the ganster movies i seen(and most have a jail seen were some one gets stabbed or beat up)
Great title, Adam. I’ll never be able to watch the ShawSHANK Redemption the same way again!
“Shanks, skanks, I love shanks, clean ‘em up, usin’ them in banks”
It’s the best I could think of….
Shanking puns? What’s the point?
Simple solution: never do anything nice. = D
i see my self as part of one of those comedy duos
“Oswald and Shank(me)”
Oh, you were all feeling sharp-witted when this page was new!
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