Love how in the final panel he talks about WWII in the present tense lol. And the doughnut thing is so true.
Also, first (for the 2nd time in a row)!
I just have to point out that there’s can be an abbreviation of there was
I’ve been eating more bananas lately: I might be down 5 pounds from the past few weeks.
You managed to pick on two of my least favourite food stuffs, Bananas and Doughnuts, can’t stand either of them.
Bananas are just right for a two hour window between 2am and 4am two days after you bring them home. Before that it’s more trouble to eat them than they’re worth. After that it’s banana bread only.
You don’t have a blender and some ice and a bottle of rum?
If you put bananas in the fridge, they get darker but they don’t go soft as fast. And they’re pre-chilled for the daiquiris too.
Add bananas to off the shelf banana bread mix. Put it through a blender first or leave it chunky. No more than two per loaf seems to work.
I used to try to peel it with a sharp knife straight from the freezer with slippery frostbitten hands, till I figured out to put it on a plate and let it defrost long enogh for the peel to fall away (I’m not the brightest bulb on the tree).
I never let overripe nanner’s go to waste and people are impressed with the “home made” (ahem) bread.
I have to have my cholesterol checked every so often, which results in having to fast for 12 hours before the test in the morning. Tradition is to go immediately to the grocery store next to the doctor’s office and get donuts.
Bananas may prove to be the root cause of a World War THREE! Adam, you provide so much rich material for us to ponder. Thanks!
You should always take a banana to a party. Bananas are good.
*Chicks* should take bananas to parties. And then peel them really slowly, while breathing deeply. And then lick them slowly, making yummy noises.
And then put in .
This just happened to me. I bought bananas to work as snack . And guess what we had for our morning meetings. DOUGHNUTSSS!!
Adam, where are the cool bug merchandise that you “promised” ? I want to buy “Bug You” t-shirts and coffee mug . Please let me stimulate the economy with some whimsical spending.
T-shirts this summer / Book one this winter.
A banana comic and no oral sex jokes?
I wasn’t aware this was possible!
Sometimes a banana is just a banana.
I’d eat the doughnut anyway. I have bananas all the time, so what’s stuffing yourself once gonna do? Or, you can always take a doughnut and just wander around with it ’till you’re hungry again. = P
My current life ratio of Bananas bought to eaten is about 5:1
How can so many people be hating on bananas? I have at least one every day, sometimes as many as three. Yes, I’m slightly weird, but still…
I have hard time trusting fresh fruits and vegetables, no preservatives or potentially lethal/addictive ingredients they put those in for reason, why risk pure when the cut stuff works just fine
Because of Panel three, I want to watch Platoon… again.
“Banana” is one of those words I hate to type, along with the word “remember”.
So to “remember a banana” is a feat in itself.
(I too dream of being a cartoonist.)
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