Pimento loaf is a pop-tart flavor now? I thought you had to put those together yourself.
And potatoes should not have antlers. Just thought I’d add that.
I never cleaned out my toaster..
I thought using it everyday will kill the bacterias with constant heat….
It likely has a crumb trap release on the bottom. Undo and shake over a trash can.
Panel three is me about twice a year.
Twice a YEAR??? You can’t grow decent civilizations in 6 months. Try something like twice a decade
Plenty of time to grow the new generation of penicillin or super drug resistant bacteria though :p
If it’s not on fire it doesn’t need to be cleaned.
And if it is, you burn away the crumbs! FIRE IS THE CLEANSER!
Rena beat me! …and then, got up and typed this before I could!!
It’s just not toast until it’s infused with the crumb-smoke of the hundreds of toasts before it…
If you see Gordon Ramsey saundering toward your house be sure to secure all entry points. You don’t want him checking out your kitchen. No way, no how. The contents of your frig would have been a good plot point for some 1950′s sci-fi movies. They Came From The Fridgeaire.
If you see Gordon Ramsey sauntering toward your house with a camera crew, it’s already too late! You’re about to star on the first episode of “Home Kitchen Nightmares”.
I just love Bug in the Hazmat suit! So cute. Happy New Year!
Comic Eddie Izzard observed that you know your fridge food is old when it gets to the point that you can’t tell if it’s meat or cake.
I believe you meant to say “genius.”
That term certainly applies, also too.
George Carlin made that observation. It’s possible Izzard also said something along those lines. I could look up who said what first if anyone said anything at all, but my Google finger is lazy so curiosity sated.
And I too approve the Izzard = genius message.
The South Park episode “Simpsons’ Did It’ comes to mind.
Thx. You are right. My friend corrected me with this –
It was George Carlin as “Ice Box Man”, when he was talking about
things in the fridge that absolutely could not identify as what it
originally was, and the line went, ” …… might be meat, might be
cake. I know! We’ll call it meat-cake!” GREAT monologue that was
frequently on Dr Demento.
Izzard *does* do – “Cake or death.”
Go to #7. Church of England Fundamentals – http://www.auntiemomo.com/cakeordeath/d2ktranscription.html
And there’s even this – http://shitmystudentswrite.tumblr.com/post/16427854375/let-the-meat-cake
The chef hat looks like the beginning of a nuclear explosion over his head
“Chef Boy Ar-DON’T” (snicker)
I feel like you missed out by not using “Chef Boy-ar-DENIED.”
o>O this only usaully happens to me with oragnes or other half eaten fruit
You put half-eaten fruit back?!
You, sir, are the children Mother’s complain about!
…all these years later you suddenly realize, “‘I’ was the reason Ma went to the funny farm!”
I honestly love the first panel so much (although I am admittedly a person that enjoys bad puns WAY too much).
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