Kitchen Bitchin’ by Adam | Jan 4, 2013 | 26 comments Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Google+ (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) 26 Comments Rhea on January 4, 2013 at 12:15 am Pimento loaf is a pop-tart flavor now? I thought you had to put those together yourself. And potatoes should not have antlers. Just thought I’d add that. Reply Kapus on January 4, 2013 at 12:20 am I never cleaned out my toaster.. Reply AckAckAck on January 4, 2013 at 3:38 am I thought using it everyday will kill the bacterias with constant heat…. Reply Jason on January 5, 2013 at 3:36 pm It likely has a crumb trap release on the bottom. Undo and shake over a trash can. Reply karine1976 on January 4, 2013 at 12:26 am Panel three is me about twice a year. Reply Lin on January 4, 2013 at 1:41 am Twice a YEAR??? You can’t grow decent civilizations in 6 months. Try something like twice a decade Reply karine1976 on January 4, 2013 at 12:29 pm Plenty of time to grow the new generation of penicillin or super drug resistant bacteria though :p Reply poorwhitepeople on January 4, 2013 at 2:11 am If it’s not on fire it doesn’t need to be cleaned. Reply Rena on January 5, 2013 at 5:54 am And if it is, you burn away the crumbs! FIRE IS THE CLEANSER! Reply Mahnarch on January 9, 2013 at 2:25 am Rena beat me! …and then, got up and typed this before I could!! 😀 Reply Terence MacManus on January 4, 2013 at 2:57 am It’s just not toast until it’s infused with the crumb-smoke of the hundreds of toasts before it… Reply Ol' Gui on January 4, 2013 at 9:26 am If you see Gordon Ramsey saundering toward your house be sure to secure all entry points. You don’t want him checking out your kitchen. No way, no how. The contents of your frig would have been a good plot point for some 1950’s sci-fi movies. They Came From The Fridgeaire. Reply Odai on January 4, 2013 at 10:54 am If you see Gordon Ramsey sauntering toward your house with a camera crew, it’s already too late! You’re about to star on the first episode of “Home Kitchen Nightmares”. Reply Kriszick on January 4, 2013 at 10:52 am I just love Bug in the Hazmat suit! So cute. Happy New Year! Reply LanceThruster on January 4, 2013 at 11:18 am Comic Eddie Izzard observed that you know your fridge food is old when it gets to the point that you can’t tell if it’s meat or cake. Reply Amelia on January 4, 2013 at 4:52 pm I believe you meant to say “genius.” Reply LanceThruster on January 5, 2013 at 2:51 pm That term certainly applies, also too. xD Reply MSL on January 6, 2013 at 2:25 pm George Carlin made that observation. It’s possible Izzard also said something along those lines. I could look up who said what first if anyone said anything at all, but my Google finger is lazy so curiosity sated. And I too approve the Izzard = genius message. Reply LanceThruster on January 6, 2013 at 7:08 pm The South Park episode “Simpsons’ Did It’ comes to mind. Reply LanceThruster on January 9, 2013 at 6:18 pm Thx. You are right. My friend corrected me with this – It was George Carlin as “Ice Box Man”, when he was talking about things in the fridge that absolutely could not identify as what it originally was, and the line went, ” …… might be meat, might be cake. I know! We’ll call it meat-cake!” GREAT monologue that was frequently on Dr Demento. Izzard *does* do – “Cake or death.” Go to #7. Church of England Fundamentals – http://www.auntiemomo.com/cakeordeath/d2ktranscription.html And there’s even this – http://shitmystudentswrite.tumblr.com/post/16427854375/let-the-meat-cake Reply Random on January 4, 2013 at 12:17 pm The chef hat looks like the beginning of a nuclear explosion over his head Reply Jeff Clough on January 4, 2013 at 5:47 pm “Chef Boy Ar-DON’T” (snicker) Reply Mogan on January 6, 2013 at 12:38 am I feel like you missed out by not using “Chef Boy-ar-DENIED.” Reply MrSnow on January 6, 2013 at 4:04 pm o>O this only usaully happens to me with oragnes or other half eaten fruit Reply Mahnarch on January 9, 2013 at 2:30 am You put half-eaten fruit back?! You, sir, are the children Mother’s complain about! 😀 …all these years later you suddenly realize, “‘I’ was the reason Ma went to the funny farm!” Reply oh hai on April 18, 2014 at 3:58 pm I honestly love the first panel so much (although I am admittedly a person that enjoys bad puns WAY too much). Reply Trackbacks/Pingbacks Your comic for the day… | House of the Dread - [...] This is probably one reason why I don’t worry about food poisoning when I eat out. [...] Submit a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.