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Like Denying Candy From a Baby

Like Denying Candy From a Baby

by Adam on December 24, 2013 at 12:00 am
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  1. BugFanNo1Million
    BugFanNo1Million
    December 24, 2013, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    Niece-Bug is such an awesome character.

    • Rhea
      Rhea
      December 24, 2013, 12:21 am | # | Reply

      Probably disappointed because she didn’t get an Uzi.

      • BugFanNo1Million
        BugFanNo1Million
        December 24, 2013, 12:45 pm | # | Reply

        Might cause Bug to issue queries of concern if she does

        • Rhea
          Rhea
          December 24, 2013, 1:59 pm | # | Reply

          Dude!

  2. talinuva
    talinuva
    December 24, 2013, 12:33 am | # | Reply

    Heck, I’m still entertained by doorstops.

    • AckAckAck
      AckAckAck
      December 24, 2013, 2:23 am | # | Reply

      DRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrr DRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrr DRRRRRRRrrrrrr

      Weeeehehehehehehe ๐Ÿ˜€

      • Leshka
        Leshka
        December 24, 2013, 9:46 am | # | Reply

        Somehow, it was the written out sound effect that got me going more then the picture. Luckily, no one’s around to see me playing with an imaginary doorstop…

        • VaguelyCreepy
          VaguelyCreepy
          December 24, 2013, 12:01 pm | # | Reply

          You too? Oh good. It’s comforting to know I wasn’t the only one who instinctively started flicking his/her fingers in midair at a nonexistent metal spring.

    • Richard Howland-Bolton
      Richard Howland-Bolton
      December 24, 2013, 4:29 am | # | Reply

      tal
      me too. Does that mean we’ll get no prezzies?!!? ๐Ÿ™

  3. Gadzinisko
    Gadzinisko
    December 24, 2013, 5:22 am | # | Reply

    How about buying a gift for -0,5 year old? I’ve seen that.

  4. Saskfan
    Saskfan
    December 24, 2013, 6:24 am | # | Reply

    One of the cats who owned us was fascinated by those doorstops too. He was a Maine Coon: 20 pounds of curious, playful muscle.

  5. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    December 24, 2013, 7:47 am | # | Reply

    Love a good noisy doorstop myself. Adam should do a cartoon featuring doorstops as the plotline.

  6. pj day
    pj day
    December 24, 2013, 8:41 am | # | Reply

    Same goes for birthdays. Why have a birthday for a child who would rather wear a cake than eat it?

  7. Bjer
    Bjer
    December 24, 2013, 8:56 am | # | Reply

    My housemates came running in to see what I was guffawing about, which caused the neighbors to come running over to see what all the guffawing was about, which caused California to come running over to see what Arizona was . . ., which caused…. Okay, Adam, that latest quake really *was* your fault.

    • AckAckAck
      AckAckAck
      December 24, 2013, 5:09 pm | # | Reply

      Actually you can blame Florida for everything.

  8. Jim
    Jim
    December 24, 2013, 10:07 am | # | Reply

    She’s quoting her first meme… they grow up so fast.

  9. Psweet
    Psweet
    December 24, 2013, 11:58 am | # | Reply

    Best advice my father ever gave me. Don’t buy a gift for kids under 2.5. Just get them a box and wrap it up all nice. They’ll enjoy their christmas playing with the box and wrapping paper underneath the tree.

  10. VaguelyCreepy
    VaguelyCreepy
    December 24, 2013, 12:10 pm | # | Reply

    I just LOVE how utterly oblivious to his surroundings Baby Bug is – he doesn’t even realize he’s not upright in panel one. Hell, he looks like doesn’t even know what upright *is*.

    I mean, okay, he’s a baby, but still. I’m sure most of the little suckers are at least capable of knowing when you’re holding them upside down.

    Also, Adam, I typically read your comic on my phone over breakfast, and recently I’ve seen these annoying little pop ups for a game called Jelly Splash or something. Is that supposed to be happening?

    • Adam
      Adam
      December 24, 2013, 12:22 pm | # | Reply

      No. I’ll look into that.

      • VaguelyCreepy
        VaguelyCreepy
        December 25, 2013, 5:22 pm | # | Reply

        Thank you kindly, good sir, and Merry Christmas to you.

    • Jake
      Jake
      December 24, 2013, 1:07 pm | # | Reply

      Is it possibly the operating system you use? Since I updated mine, albeit I use a laptop, not my phone, I have tons of pop up ads along the side of my screen, and not just on this site

      • Mahnarch
        Mahnarch
        December 24, 2013, 1:19 pm | # | Reply

        Jake; From what I understand, it’s just lousy timing on your part. The advertisers are trying a new campaign where they annoy you more.
        In the beginning, they used to auto-play without you being able to mute them. That got shut down, right away, though, I understand.

  11. Jake
    Jake
    December 24, 2013, 1:05 pm | # | Reply

    I’m 21 and still entertained by doorstops….and could also be used as one. Does this mean no presents for me???

    • BugFanNo1Million
      BugFanNo1Million
      December 24, 2013, 10:59 pm | # | Reply

      Only if you cannot properly convey disappointment.

  12. Love The Bad Guy
    Love The Bad Guy
    December 25, 2013, 8:48 pm | # | Reply

    I’m 22 and I’m still amused by those springy-types of doorstops.

    But does that full stop need to be in panel two after doorstop?

    (Hope you had a very Merry Christmas, Adam!)

  13. Laura M
    Laura M
    December 25, 2013, 10:04 pm | # | Reply

    Very funny and true! Babies won’t even remember what you gave them, the presents are meant for the parents to appreciate.
    Also, what’s with the full stop in pantel 2?

  14. Donovan
    Donovan
    July 29, 2014, 11:32 am | # | Reply

    I’m still entertained by a door stop and I’m almost 16… Is that bad?

  15. r0b3rt
    r0b3rt
    November 16, 2014, 2:16 pm | # | Reply

    http://garyc.me/bring/

    Interactive door stop, yo.

  16. RadioactiveCookieCake
    RadioactiveCookieCake
    January 16, 2019, 2:04 pm | # | Reply

    Hey! Who ISNT entertained by a door step ya wackadoodle? Theyโ€™re so amusing!

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