Newborns Suck by Adam | Jun 11, 2010 | 46 comments Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Google+ (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) 46 Comments Eric on June 10, 2010 at 6:09 pm Agreed wholeheartedly. Reply PJ Grogan on June 10, 2010 at 6:17 pm comeon, it's what everyone is thinking but no one says out loud. Love the grumpy raisin. Reply Blindy on June 10, 2010 at 6:19 pm So true, especially panel 2! Reply Twiggles on June 10, 2010 at 8:47 pm I bet the only ones not agreeing with this are the parents who seem to get some sort of beer goggles when their baby is born. Reply Blindy on June 10, 2010 at 9:29 pm Either that or after a day in labor pains, they refuse to believe that it was all for something that ugly.. Reply Mandy on June 11, 2010 at 2:20 am And then the rest of us have to lie and tell them that their little meatloaf-faced baby is adorable. Society frowns upon telling parents that their children are god-awful ugly. Reply Mattrix on July 13, 2011 at 9:11 pm My friends weren’t too pleased with me when I told them their newborn looked like Kuato from Total Recall. Reply Maoman on June 11, 2010 at 12:14 pm Beer goggles sound like something that would be extremely useful… think about it! Every girl is hot, every guy looks like a wimp, and the ground never stops moving! XD Reply Tork on November 9, 2010 at 9:50 am truer words have never been said Reply Droophoria on June 10, 2010 at 8:55 pm Panel 1 is totally me, my grumpy raisins are GAMERS! ya gotta teach em young! Reply S on June 10, 2010 at 8:57 pm I spy a typo in panel 1. Babys? Really? Reply Adam on June 11, 2010 at 2:59 am You're right. My mistake. I'll fix it on my lunch break. You receive one gold star. Reply Adam on June 11, 2010 at 6:07 am There we go. All better. Reply Hubcaps on June 11, 2010 at 1:51 am As the father of the cartoonist (my first born) I could have drawn this one. Reply Jaimy on June 11, 2010 at 2:18 am Your son is very talented. Reply Raquel on June 11, 2010 at 4:00 pm Hear hear! Reply insanitytea on November 21, 2010 at 4:19 am I second that opinion! Reply Beti on June 12, 2010 at 6:16 am Does he still look like a grumpy raisin though? Reply Marrock on June 11, 2010 at 1:53 am They are good for something though… A fun to make renewable food source! Reply Militant Bibliophile on June 11, 2010 at 3:07 am We need a SWIFT response to this MODEST PROPOSAL. You're not Irish, are you? Reply Smooth Dawg on April 2, 2011 at 11:57 am Hah! I get it! Reply The Dukenator on June 11, 2010 at 2:17 am They say if you make a pregnant woman laugh hard enough, the baby will become a projectile and launch across the room. Reply Militant Bibliophile on June 11, 2010 at 3:05 am I resent this. My daughter did NOT look like a grumpy raisin! More like the giant turtle from "Neverending Story," but with less sneezing… Reply lauta55 on June 11, 2010 at 3:12 am agree! Reply macro55 on June 11, 2010 at 3:14 am nice! Reply David on June 11, 2010 at 4:11 am I loved that Sir Poops-a-lot hit "I love big poops and I cannot lie." But his career really went down the toilet after that. (I guess I should have apologized for that joke in advance… sorry) Reply nonanonymous on June 11, 2010 at 4:17 am I love how whenever you see the baby it's on its side looking very blank. Reply insanitytea on November 21, 2010 at 4:21 am I know it's so cute right? atleast how Adam draws it… Reply Maoman on June 11, 2010 at 12:16 pm I do have a bit of a complaint… who the hell has garbage cans with metal thick enough to bounce off a bullet? >_< Roflmao Reply Anii on June 11, 2010 at 2:04 pm @___@ WORD! Reply Kelsey on June 11, 2010 at 6:26 pm Another great! It looks as though you're gaining quite the audience! Reply MR. WIN on June 11, 2010 at 6:53 pm Panel 1 is the funniest bug panel ever. Reply Sharky on June 11, 2010 at 9:00 pm hahahahaha! funny AND true! Reply Fire Dancer on June 14, 2010 at 4:40 am yepperdoooooo pooooo poooo Reply OHHAI on June 14, 2010 at 5:32 pm i dont get people who dont think babies arent cute! i am a 15 yr old boy and i think babies are too adorable! and i have heard that people think babies arent cute right as they are born, but i think they are! Reply Calvin K on October 23, 2010 at 12:56 pm I almost peed myself when I read "Hark. Sir Poops-a-lot requests an audience." Reply insanitytea on November 21, 2010 at 4:23 am it's ok dude I don't think it was meant to be THAT funny! but it still is funny! as always Reply Sir poops a lot on January 28, 2011 at 8:28 am Panel 1=epic WIN!! Reply Dick on February 10, 2011 at 7:12 am got a surprise laugh out of panel one also Reply JerksWithWhips on February 18, 2011 at 5:21 pm Turns out babies are only good for one thing: To trade with a demon for a working internet server. Reply Cari on April 29, 2011 at 11:56 am I actually have called my son Sir Poops-a-lot before I ever read this strip. Mostly I call him the Poopmeister. Reply Azn on June 23, 2011 at 4:42 am The first panel with ‘Cover me’, is worthy of a comment. My first, hopefully not my last. I’ve been perusing your archives over the last couple of days. Thank you for not giving up on your dream. Reply AFluerxi on February 9, 2012 at 2:32 pm holy crap! I nearly peed myself on panels 2 and 4. 3 was good too. 1, aw screw it! the whole thing was freaking funny! Reply MortalAnonymous on May 3, 2012 at 1:14 pm So very much yes. And people wonder why I can’t stand infants and never want children… Reply r0b3rt on October 17, 2012 at 5:37 pm My sis just got a baby, and I can’t help but agree so very much with this…yes, sure, it’s nice to bring a new life into the world, it’s cool to have become an uncle and for her to have become a mother… And then along they come and say “lookit isn’t it just SO KEWT!!1” No. Dear god, no, it isn’t. It’s small, it’s wrinkly, it’s red, it’s loud, it smells bad and it looks just like -every- -other- -freaking- -baby- -EVER-. Reply Col Klink on March 27, 2013 at 8:38 pm All of you clearly never had kids. The best part is that mommy’s boobs get bigger –FUN bigger — for a while, maybe permanently. Yeah–THAT’s what ahm talkin about! Reply Submit a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.