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Stall From Grace

Stall From Grace

by Adam on November 26, 2014 at 12:00 am
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  1. Rhea
    Rhea
    November 26, 2014, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Don’t forget to thank him for tsetse flies and earthquakes and that parasitic little fish that swims up your urethra.

    • Rat
      Rat
      November 26, 2014, 3:01 am | # | Reply

      And E.coli, and sunburn, and those stray bits of Lego on the floor that make sure you wake up properly and quickly.

      • Deth Invictus
        Deth Invictus
        November 26, 2014, 9:17 am | # | Reply

        …..and Mangoworms.

        Go on, I dare you.

        Check ’em out on Youtube.

        I’ll just be standing waaay over here where the vomit can’t get me.

        • Tastymonkey
          Tastymonkey
          November 26, 2014, 1:14 pm | # | Reply

          OMG… Can’t sleep, Mangoworms will eat me….

    • Distemgla
      Distemgla
      January 9, 2015, 2:07 am | # | Reply

      What about volcanoes and herpes, though, he’s real aorry about that last one.

    • Chris Rivan
      Chris Rivan
      March 30, 2018, 12:24 pm | # | Reply

      “Just because it’s not nice doesn’t mean it’s any less a miracle.” -Sir Terry Pratchett

  2. Kai
    Kai
    November 26, 2014, 3:05 am | # | Reply

    All of asudden I wonder what it would be like to be omniscent…

    • Rhea
      Rhea
      November 26, 2014, 12:26 pm | # | Reply

      Probably like Foul Ole Ron on Terry Pratchett’s Discworld, whose smell comes into the room before he does and lingers afterward, wandering around and looking at the pictures on the wall.

  3. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    November 26, 2014, 6:20 am | # | Reply

    I love how he points to the fart in panel 2. I remember the God Test Joke from grade school. How to give “god” a test to see if he/she/it is really all powerful. “If you’re God then ‘Catch that fart and paint it green.'”

    • Darth Litarius
      Darth Litarius
      November 26, 2014, 8:10 am | # | Reply

      Yes, because we all know that God is just a genie to obeys our every whim.

      • Dave Dell
        Dave Dell
        November 26, 2014, 10:44 am | # | Reply

        If god has a decent sense of humor he/she/it knows that farts are funny.

        • Darth Litarius
          Darth Litarius
          November 27, 2014, 9:09 am | # | Reply

          A. He.
          B. Yes, He does have a sense of humor I’m sure. After all He created me, and the platypus. Both of which are utterly ridiculous.
          C. I’d like to think His sense of humor is a bit more refined though.

  4. GeekGirlND
    GeekGirlND
    November 26, 2014, 7:12 am | # | Reply

    A couple of theology majors in college used to say, “Good food, good meat, good God let’s eat!”

  5. wingspin
    wingspin
    November 26, 2014, 7:45 am | # | Reply

    God… angels… angel wings… farts… wind beneath my wings… Fly High Adam… You are the wind beneath these wings! 🙂

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      November 26, 2014, 1:24 pm | # | Reply

      Says the guy with rotor wings in his avatar. 🙂

  6. Hubcaps
    Hubcaps
    November 26, 2014, 9:19 am | # | Reply

    Don’t forget to thank him for your sense of humor

  7. Cactus Defender
    Cactus Defender
    November 9, 2015, 2:49 am | # | Reply

    That’s why I’m actually kind of glad I can’t see God (or for that matter sense Him in any physical/biological manner whatsoever): this way, I feel comfortable talking to Him as a friend; but if I could see Him in all His glory, I’d probably crack under the pressure and end up not saying anything.

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