You know, in hindsight, Bug’s refusal to cooperate with the kidnapper might help the police figure out where he went. They just have to follow the blood trail!
I have a shirt that says “Chubbys are harder to kidnap” (in german, with a word for ‘harder’ that can also mean ‘heavier’).
But it’s actually not true. Chubbys are as easy to kidnap as kids. All you need is a stick, rope and a chocolate bar. We are however more expansive in the feeding department.
Hmm, you would think they would be easier to control and not so bothersome to feed since they have all those extra reserves built in. Just top up the water bottle every few days and hose em down once in a while if they get too rank.
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I have to wonder why skinny guys aren’t kidnapped more, now. Do you all wrap yourselves up in boat anchors to short-circuit kidnapping attempts?
I personally carry around an anchor at all times, just in case you know?
You must be really buff… I’ll take 5.
It’s a sexual thing.
You know, in hindsight, Bug’s refusal to cooperate with the kidnapper might help the police figure out where he went. They just have to follow the blood trail!
Nobody’d ever kidnap me…. they’d be “jesus, how would we feed that guy? he might eat US!”
Homer Simpson, to his kidnappers: “they have $700.” “What? You’ve already eaten that much!”
Kidnapper brains taste like raisins. Not that I would know, seeing as how I am not a zombie.
I have a shirt that says “Chubbys are harder to kidnap” (in german, with a word for ‘harder’ that can also mean ‘heavier’).
But it’s actually not true. Chubbys are as easy to kidnap as kids. All you need is a stick, rope and a chocolate bar. We are however more expansive in the feeding department.
Now I wanna make a pro/con list…
Hmm, you would think they would be easier to control and not so bothersome to feed since they have all those extra reserves built in. Just top up the water bottle every few days and hose em down once in a while if they get too rank.
That’s why I never let my kid out without her boat anchor and chain.
Support the lead for kids program, keepin them down.
4 feet, 70 pounds is the biggest you can kidnap.